"Breakups are harder for perverts, because there's only so many of us out there. We both know it."Welcome to 21st century America. A country in which Tiger Beat tells teenage girls how to perform rusty trombones while incels fume on obscure imageboards. A land in which college graduates deliver pizza and wait tables for less than minimum wage. A world in which sex is everywhere, yet nowhere, and love--the most precious thing in the world--is as elusive as steady employment and 401ks.Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert is a comic, tender meditation on the state of modern dating. Richard Power's debut memoir examines the millennial generation's human wreckage, exploring its dreams, its delusions, and its longing for the one thing that the 21st century can't provide: love.Originally serialized on MattForney.com and Terror House Magazine from 2015 to 2018, Terror House Press is proud to bring this underground hit into print. This edition of the book includes a new foreword by publisher Matt Forney.

Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert

Literature & Fiction

Power, Richard

Erotica

Terror House Press, LLC

"Columbine My port in the storm of my life. Columbine, my religion Oh, little town of Littleton...Immaculate Heart of Colorado, flower of my faith...sweet refuge."Meet Tony Meander. He's a devotee of Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, the two teens who carried out the Columbine High School massacre on April 20th, 1999. The Columbine shooting may have shocked America and the world, but to legions of bullied nerds across the planet, "Reb" and "Vodka" became heroes, avenging angels striking back against a world that had abused them. Meander is one of those nerds, a man whose journey to Columbine changes him forever, setting forth a dark plot that will make his name go down in history.Described as "Joker before Joker," The Columbine Pilgrim is an affecting and twisted examination of loneliness, bullying, and revenge. Andy Nowicki's novella is a look at the forgotten man: his trials, his self-deceptions, and what he becomes capable of when the world drives him to madness.Originally published by Counter-Currents Publishing in 2011, Terror House Press is proud to bring this modern classic back into print. This second edition includes a new foreword by Colin Liddell and an afterword by Nowicki, where he looks back on the nine years since the book's publication.

The Columbine Pilgrim

Nowicki, Andy

Literary

The Chronicles of Bronan the Barbarian: A Humor Compendium 2010-2013

Humor & Entertainment

Lawrence, Matt

Humor

"I had a decision to make. I was being called aboard the craft. But I hesitated. I was not ready. It was not time."Zayne Moxley is in a bit of a rut. On paper, he has it made; as a writer for one of America's leading men's magazines, he gets paid to travel the world and have sex with beautiful women. But like most people in our consumerist, focus-grouped world, he longs for something more. When Moxley journeys to Arizona to write a feature on the New Age movement, he inadvertently becomes the "King of the NEETs," a prophet to countless disaffected young people, setting the world on a path to chaos.Into the Vortex is a darkly comic examination of consumerism, identity, and anomie. Brian Eckert's debut novel explores the emptiness of 21st century life, the yearning for something beyond Netflix and video games, and how advertisers and phony "spiritual gurus" prey on the listlessness of modern people.

Into the Vortex

Eckert, Brian

Humor & Satire

"Modern man fears not the unknown, but the known that he fails to honor, the known against which he fears he cannot measure."The world is on fire. Everything you know-or thought you knew-is being destroyed before your eyes. Culture is perverted, nations are subverted, and reality itself is being warped through nonstop gaslighting. In a world where you can't trust governments, the police, or even your own countrymen to take your side, you are the only man you can rely upon. But how do you carve your own path when you've been trained from birth to be an observer, a consumer, a swine eating the slop poured out for you?Masculinity Amidst Madness has the answer. Rooted in philosophy, history, and his own life experiences, Ryan Landry's first book is a discussion of the world we're living in, the future laid out for us, and how you can become a man capable of thriving in the chaos to come.This edition of the book includes a new foreword by Bronze Age Pervert, author of the smash hit Bronze Age Mindset.

Masculinity Amidst Madness

Landry, Ryan

Self-Help

My Mentor, Death

Soule, Leslie D.

Poetry

Product Description "I don’t want to hang out with the puke-faces I work with. Who would? The meth-mouths, the crackheads, the criminals. Cab drivers are scum. I’m sorry."Taxi drivers are part of the lifeblood of every city. They're responsible for taking everyone where they need to go, from rich yuppies hopped up on coke to senile old people on government vouchers. They know the best routes to take, where you can have a good time, and where the bodies are buried. On a long enough timeline, taxi drivers will see the best and worst that the world has to offer.6 to 6 is Mather Schneider's memoir of his years as a taxi driver and the panoply of mental asylum escapees, Hispanic gangsters, drunk businessmen, and other colorful figures who've ridden in his cab. With clean prose and dry wit, 6 to 6 is an uncompromising look at humanity filtered through the eyes of a working man.Originally serialized on Terror House Magazine from 2019 to 2020, Terror House Press is proud to bring this modern classic into print.“On par with Denis Johnson, John Fante and even Hemingway, it’s sad this masterful writer isn’t getting the attention he deserves. His characterization of the Southwest is austere, blinding, and directly beneath the sun.” — Jon Bennett“Schneider is the master of the oddball. He takes us along for the ride with the drunks, the infirmed, and the gangsters that have piled into the back of his cab, many of whom don’t even know their own destination. Hernia trusses are the order of the day as you bust a gut laughing at the twisted humor and ingenuity that is Mather Schneider’s storytelling. 6 to 6 is a diabolical memoir that raises the bar on writing today. The road to hell is paved with dark, cynical humor, and I want to be riding shotgun in Schneider’s cab on the way down.” — Hugh Blanton“Mather Schneider is a polarizing figure: some love him, some hate him, but few could hate his writing, which regularly digs deep, past all the bullshit, to the hidden souls of the flawed characters he writes about, showing unexpected beauty behind their endless life dilemmas. He is an authentic writer of the low life that has spent most of his working life as a cab driver developing his writing skills, gathering endless material along the way. 6 to 6 by Mather Schneider is a veteran writer at the height of his powers.” — Brenton Booth, author of Bash the Keys Until They Scream“Mr. Mather has composed a gritty collection that hits harder than a tube sock full of ball bearings. Read at your own risk.” — Brian Fugett, Zygote in My Coffee Review "On par with Denis Johnson, John Fante and even Hemingway, it's sad this masterful writer isn't getting the attention he deserves. His characterization of the Southwest is austere, blinding, and directly beneath the sun." - Jon Bennett"Schneider is the master of the oddball. He takes us along for the ride with the drunks, the infirmed, and the gangsters that have piled into the back of his cab, many of whom don't even know their own destination. Hernia trusses are the order of the day as you bust a gut laughing at the twisted humor and ingenuity that is Mather Schneider's storytelling. 6 to 6 is a diabolical memoir that raises the bar on writing today. The road to hell is paved with dark, cynical humor, and I want to be riding shotgun in Schneider's cab on the way down." - Hugh Blanton"Mather Schneider is a polarizing figure: some love him, some hate him, but few could hate his writing, which regularly digs deep, past all the bullshit, to the hidden souls of the flawed characters he writes about, showing unexpected beauty behind their endless life dilemmas. He is an authentic writer of the low life that has spent most of his working life as a cab driver developing his writing skills, gathering endless material along the way. 6 to 6 by Mather Schneider is a veteran writer at the height of his powers." - Brenton Booth, author of Bash the Keys Until They Scream"Mr. Mather has composed a gritty coll

6 to 6

Biographies & Memoirs

Schneider, Mather

Memoirs

"Oswald brooded for weeks afterwards, but never told anyone about what he'd tried to do that day; not a soul in the entire world knew the significance of that window on the sixth floor of the Texas School Book Depository building in Dallas, Texas."Two teenage school shooters visiting a diner. A pair of Catholic school teachers having a seedy affair. An alternate reality where Lee Harvey Oswald never pulled the trigger.Lost Violent Souls is a collection of five short stories by Andy Nowicki, focusing on the sordid lives of desperate losers. With his trademark wit and attention to detail, Nowicki weaves bleak tales of marginal individuals who yearn to leave their mark on the world, always coming up short due to their own failings and the corrupt nature of humanity.Originally published by Counter-Currents Publishing in 2013, Terror House Press is proud to bring this forgotten gem back into print.

Lost Violent Souls

Everything Fun is Illegal or Immoral

Chitty, Charlie

"People need trees, people need beauty. This is the life of the White Swan."The White Swan is a exhortation of power and beauty. The literary debut of short story author, parodist, and new immigrant Faisal Marzipan, The White Swan blends cultural critique, satire, Christianity, and social commentary into a masterwork aimed at reinvigorating the modern man. In a world drowning in lies and ugliness, Marzipan's work forms the pi ce de r sistance of a new wave of outsider literature and cultural renewal.

The White Swan

Marzipan, Faisal

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