In this second installment of award-winning humor writer Abby’s compiled blogging neurosis, she shares everything from the drama of a cab ride with Aunt Mable to an exclusive interview with Vanilla Ice and her quest to become a naked sushi model. Presented in short bursts for readers with the attention span of a manic gnat with ADD — much like the author herself — it will leave you thinking and laughing with each turn of the page. Abby has issues. We all do. Hers will make you feel normal.

Abby Still Has Issues: I still have issues. We all do.

Humor & Entertainment

Heugel, Abby

Humor

Vansant Creations

This book of essays taken from AbbyHasIssues.com allows the (obviously brilliant) reader to relive the author’s goal of becoming a Consolation Prize Wife, or having her eyebrows waxed without the inherent paranoia that accompanies hot liquids being plastered on her face. From the birthday she was blindfolded and forced to hunt for her presents in the backyard, to her grandma’s dating advice and rules on nursing home Bingo etiquette, Abby also shows how humor can be hereditary--whether you like it or not. Writer Abby Heugel reminds you that yes, we all have issues. And hers will make you feel normal.

Abby Has Issues

Have you ever felt like you needed some time alone? Maybe a little time to yourself?
Then pick up a copy of the second volume in the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series! 
Don't get us wrong, we love the men in our lives – we do (most of the time). It's just that sometimes we would like them to go away. Not forever or anything like that. Just for an hour … or a day … or a weekend. 
We want some time to ourselves to read a good book or take a walk or do anything other than try to make a dent in the never ending mound of dirty clothes that keeps piling up on his side of the bed. 
We just want to be alone. All alone. 
Is that too much to ask? 
I Just Want to Be Alone is a collection of humorous essays from 37 of the most Super Cool Lady Writers you'll find on the web. 
Including: 
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<li>People I Want to Punch in the Throat</li>
<li> Baby Sideburns</li>
<li>AK Turner </li>
<li>My Husband Ate All My Ice Cream</li>
<li>Bad Parenting Moments. </li>
</ul>
Read hilarious essays like:
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<li>Open Letter To My Son (Or: Your Mother’s Top 10 List of Ways Not to Be a Douchebag Husband)</li>
<li>Exploding With Love, Literally</li>
<li>Romance is Overrated</li>
<li>Life With the Thin Guy</li>
<li>Dear Magnolia, Should I Marry This Man?</li>
</ul>

I Just Want to Be Alone (I Just Want to Pee Alone)

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Gallagher, Rebecca

Forde, Kim

Bongiorno, Kim

Thies, Bethany

People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Jen of

Lori Wescott

Alpert, Karen

Turner, A.K.

Shirtliffe, Leanne

Hatton, Stacey

Underachiever's Guide to Being a Domestic Goddess, Andrea of

Welling, Robyn

Newman, Michelle

Reese, Heather

Ripkin, Magnolia

Glow, Kathy

Life on Peanut Layne, Kristen of

Funny Is Family, Amy of

Fleet, Suzanne

Knepper, Nicole

D’Apice, Raquel

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