Now a NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER.Motherhood is the toughest – and funniest – job you'll ever love. Raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful – you can't even take a bathroom break without being interrupted with another outrageous demand. Hasn't every mother said it before? “I just want to pee alone!” I Just Want to Pee Alone is a collection of hilarious essays from 37 of the most kick ass mom bloggers on the web. Including: People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Insane in the Mom-Brain, The Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva, Baby Sideburns, and Rants From Mommyland.Read hysterical essays like:Embarrassment, Thy Name is MotherhoodA Pinterest-Perfect Mom, I am NotAnd Then There was that Time a Priest Called Me a Terrible MotherSo She Thought She Could Cut Off My Stroller

I Just Want to Pee Alone

Humor & Entertainment

Shaw, Nicole Leigh

Gallagher, Rebecca

Bongiorno, Kim

Thies, Bethany

People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Jen of

Alpert, Karen

Hatton, Stacey

Underachiever's Guide to Being a Domestic Goddess, Andrea of

Welling, Robyn

Fleet, Suzanne

Jennings, Brenna

Watson, Jessica

Bailey, JD

Giese, Stephanie

Naps Happens, Alicia of

Nettles, Kelly

Ford, Patti

Rossow, Kerry

McLean, Susan

Miner, Julianna W.

You Know it Happens at Your House Too, Tara of

Luther, Anna

Kokjohn-Wagner, Johi

Keesha Beckford

Humor

@throat_punch books

Have you ever felt like you needed some time alone? Maybe a little time to yourself?
Then pick up a copy of the second volume in the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series! 
Don't get us wrong, we love the men in our lives – we do (most of the time). It's just that sometimes we would like them to go away. Not forever or anything like that. Just for an hour … or a day … or a weekend. 
We want some time to ourselves to read a good book or take a walk or do anything other than try to make a dent in the never ending mound of dirty clothes that keeps piling up on his side of the bed. 
We just want to be alone. All alone. 
Is that too much to ask? 
I Just Want to Be Alone is a collection of humorous essays from 37 of the most Super Cool Lady Writers you'll find on the web. 
Including: 
<ul>
<li>People I Want to Punch in the Throat</li>
<li> Baby Sideburns</li>
<li>AK Turner </li>
<li>My Husband Ate All My Ice Cream</li>
<li>Bad Parenting Moments. </li>
</ul>
Read hilarious essays like:
<ul>
<li>Open Letter To My Son (Or: Your Mother’s Top 10 List of Ways Not to Be a Douchebag Husband)</li>
<li>Exploding With Love, Literally</li>
<li>Romance is Overrated</li>
<li>Life With the Thin Guy</li>
<li>Dear Magnolia, Should I Marry This Man?</li>
</ul>

I Just Want to Be Alone (I Just Want to Pee Alone)

Forde, Kim

Lori Wescott

Turner, A.K.

Shirtliffe, Leanne

Heugel, Abby

Newman, Michelle

Reese, Heather

Ripkin, Magnolia

Glow, Kathy

Life on Peanut Layne, Kristen of

Funny Is Family, Amy of

Knepper, Nicole

D’Apice, Raquel

Motherhood is tough. You'll laugh or cry, so you might as well laugh.
I STILL Just Want to Pee Alone is the third book in the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series! 
Motherhood is STILL the toughest – and STILL the funniest – job you'll ever love. 
We know that raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful – TGIF means nothing to a mother! 
You said it before and you're saying it again, “I STILL just want to pee alone!” 
I STILL Just Want to Pee Alone is ANOTHER collection of hilarious and heartwarming essays from 40 MORE of the most kick ass mom bloggers on the web. 
Including: 
<ul>
<li>People I Want to Punch in the Throat </li>
<li>Bad Parenting Moments </li>
<li>Let Me Start By Saying</li>
<li> The Sh*tastrophy. </li>
</ul>
Featuring essays like: 
<ul>
<li>It's Not Pee. It's You. </li>
<li>Open Letter to My Daughter: My Mother was Right and You Should Think I Am, Too. </li>
<li>And Then God Laughed </li>
<li>Flames, Knives, and Fear: A Family Dinner Let's Piss Off the Babies </li>
</ul>

I Still Just Want to Pee Alone (I Just Want to Pee Alone)

Mann, Jen

Sometimes being a woman sucks. Do you ever feel the pressure to be perfect? I Just Want to Be Perfect is the fourth book in the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series. 
It brings together 37 hilarious and relatable essays that showcase the foibles of ordinary women trying to be perfect. The cult of perfection is a thing. 
As women, we are constantly inundated with "helpful" and/or "ah-may-zing" tips to improve our looks, please our men, raise the next Einstein (in a wheat-free, dairy-free, and sugar-free environment), and feng shui the crap out of our homes. 
Whether it's the hot new diet that involves only eating what you can forage from the floor of your minivan, bleaching everything from your hair to your teeth to your butt hole, or clearing your clutter by mindfully thanking your ratty underwear for its long, dedicated service before you toss them, we've all tried something to be more perfect. 
We try to strive for perfection and balance in our lives, and most of us fail--spectacularly. 
These are those stories.

I Just Want to Be Perfect (I Just Want to Pee Alone)

Miner, Julianna

Williams, Ellen

Spidel, Meredith

Aarons, Wendi

Lolita, Lola

Herzig, Alyson

Kintner, Kelcey

Azar, Jessica

Burke, Christine

Hobbs, Harmony

Hayworth, Audrey

Dalporto, Deva

Dymokowski, Erin

Turner, AK

Leehane, Kathryn

Hedia Anvar

Ashley Fuchs

My name is Plum Parrish, I'm fourteen, and I'm pretty sure I'm invisible. Not like super power invisible, more like loser invisible. There's a big difference. I live with my dad who doesn't realize that a job transfer to Kansas is not a promotion; my s'mother who thinks journaling, cheesy inspo slogans, and mani-pedis can solve my problems; and my twin brother Pax who is so perfect I'm convinced we share absolutely no DNA. Unfortunately, I'm not invisible to them. I love them, but they embarrass me on the daily. Honestly, they would probably say the same about me, because I'm weird, sarcastic, and just a lot. My best friend is ghosting me, and my other best friend is a teacher. The move to Kansas is my opportunity to reinvent myself and embrace my a lot-ness (yes, that is too a word). Sure, I will literally have to battle a live bat, a Queen Bee, and my unruly hair, but I will find my tribe and own who I am.

My Lame Life: Queen of the Misfits

Literature & Fiction

Humor & Satire

Everyone has terrible parenting advice, but ours actually works!
But Did You Die? is the fifth hilarious installment in the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series. It is a collection of terrible (but also kind of good) parenting advice from some of the funniest moms and dads on the 'net (plus that one super helpful childless friend we all have who loves to tell us we're parenting wrong). 
So put your kids in front of the TV and let them eat junk food while you read this book and laugh your tail off. 
We set the bar low so you can feel better about your parenting skills. You're welcome.
Featuring the writing of:
<ul>
<li>Jen Mann of People I Want to Punch in the Throat™</li>
<li>Elizabeth Argyropoulos</li>
<li>Kim Bongiorno</li>
<li>Julie Burton</li>
<li>Joel Ryan</li>
<li>Jeff Vrabel</li>
</ul>

But Did You Die?: Setting the Parenting Bar Low (I Just Want to Pee Alone)

Burton, Julie

Fedden, Victoria

LaCroix, Rodney

Macaluso, Alessandra

Hamilton-Argyropoulos, Elizabeth

Back, Michelle

Catalano, Elizabeth

Cottrell, Sarah

If you've ever toiled away in a cubicle or sat through the third meeting your boss scheduled to plan another meeting, then you can relate to this book. 
This is the third book in Jen Mann's New York Times best-selling People I Want to Punch in the Throatseries and it will not disappoint!
This is the book you'll want to accidentally on purpose leave on the desk of that blowhard in marketing. This is the book you'll just happen to drop next the microwave in the break room hoping that Jan in accounting reads it before she reheats last night's smelly leftovers for lunch. This is the book you'll mail anonymously to your micromanaging boss with certain passages highlighted.
The Punch List:
<ul>
<li>Company-wide happy hours. I barely want to work with you. I definitely don't want to have a beer with you.</li>
<li>The Ivy Leaguers. You do know every sentence doesn't have to start with, “When I was at Princeton…”?</li>
<li>The martyrs. You get sick days—use one. Stop dragging your sniffling, snorting, coughing, sneezing ass to work and infecting the rest of us. You're not that important.</li>
</ul>
Advance Praise for Working with People I Want to Punch in the Throat:
“I’m grateful to all of the people Jen Mann writes about in this book—the condescending managers, undermining editors, the plastic surgeon who helpfully offered free operations during a job interview, and the boss who fired her with a Post-It Note—because they made her into the rage-filled writer we all know and love.” - Jancee Dunn, author of How Not to Hate Your Husband After Kids
“I connected with Jen Mann’s book more deeply than I’m comfortable with. It was brilliant and gross and hilarious and heartwarming and then hilarious again. I literally couldn’t put it down. For what it’s worth, the only book before this one that I read in one sitting without a break was Dances with Wolves. Don’t judge me.” - James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn), author of Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent’s Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse
If you have ever worked with someone who wanted to punch in the throat, this is the book for you.

Working with People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Cantankerous Clients, Micromanaging Minions, and Other Supercilious Scourges

Business & Money

Business Culture

The future is female. 
While raising daughters has perhaps never been simple, it is growing more complex by the day. 
In a parenting age that often tells young girls that they are somehow “less than,” one award-winning publisher decided to assemble a collection of voices to celebrate the girls in our lives. These are those stories.
You Do You is the sixth book in the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series, which has tackled a variety of topics since 2012 – including parenthood, relationships, and the cult of female perfection – all with a broad range of voices, from the cynical, to the ugly-cry, to the outright hilarious. 
You Do You is a love-fest for the females in our lives. 
This is a book for anyone in middle school to middle age.

You Do You (I Just Want to Pee Alone Series)

Self-Help

Dineen, Whitney

Stanfa-Stanley, Sherry

Kincaid, Harper

Breen, Galit

Catalano, E.R.

Mills, Janel

Self-Esteem

See the best price to sell, buy or rent books by the @throat_punch books publisher. BookScouter helps to compare book prices from 25+ online bookstores and 30+ buyback vendors with a single search.

Books by @throat_punch books