Now a NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER.Motherhood is the toughest – and funniest – job you'll ever love. Raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful – you can't even take a bathroom break without being interrupted with another outrageous demand. Hasn't every mother said it before? “I just want to pee alone!” I Just Want to Pee Alone is a collection of hilarious essays from 37 of the most kick ass mom bloggers on the web. Including: People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Insane in the Mom-Brain, The Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva, Baby Sideburns, and Rants From Mommyland.Read hysterical essays like:Embarrassment, Thy Name is MotherhoodA Pinterest-Perfect Mom, I am NotAnd Then There was that Time a Priest Called Me a Terrible MotherSo She Thought She Could Cut Off My Stroller

I Just Want to Pee Alone

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People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Jen of

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Hatton, Stacey

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Welling, Robyn

Fleet, Suzanne

Jennings, Brenna

Watson, Jessica

Bailey, JD

Giese, Stephanie

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Ford, Patti

Rossow, Kerry

McLean, Susan

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Have you ever felt like you needed some time alone? Maybe a little time to yourself?
Then pick up a copy of the second volume in the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series! 
Don't get us wrong, we love the men in our lives – we do (most of the time). It's just that sometimes we would like them to go away. Not forever or anything like that. Just for an hour … or a day … or a weekend. 
We want some time to ourselves to read a good book or take a walk or do anything other than try to make a dent in the never ending mound of dirty clothes that keeps piling up on his side of the bed. 
We just want to be alone. All alone. 
Is that too much to ask? 
I Just Want to Be Alone is a collection of humorous essays from 37 of the most Super Cool Lady Writers you'll find on the web. 
Including: 
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<li>People I Want to Punch in the Throat</li>
<li> Baby Sideburns</li>
<li>AK Turner </li>
<li>My Husband Ate All My Ice Cream</li>
<li>Bad Parenting Moments. </li>
</ul>
Read hilarious essays like:
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<li>Open Letter To My Son (Or: Your Mother’s Top 10 List of Ways Not to Be a Douchebag Husband)</li>
<li>Exploding With Love, Literally</li>
<li>Romance is Overrated</li>
<li>Life With the Thin Guy</li>
<li>Dear Magnolia, Should I Marry This Man?</li>
</ul>

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Lori Wescott

Turner, A.K.

Shirtliffe, Leanne

Heugel, Abby

Newman, Michelle

Reese, Heather

Ripkin, Magnolia

Glow, Kathy

Life on Peanut Layne, Kristen of

Funny Is Family, Amy of

Knepper, Nicole

D’Apice, Raquel

Sometimes being a woman sucks. Do you ever feel the pressure to be perfect? I Just Want to Be Perfect is the fourth book in the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series. 
It brings together 37 hilarious and relatable essays that showcase the foibles of ordinary women trying to be perfect. The cult of perfection is a thing. 
As women, we are constantly inundated with "helpful" and/or "ah-may-zing" tips to improve our looks, please our men, raise the next Einstein (in a wheat-free, dairy-free, and sugar-free environment), and feng shui the crap out of our homes. 
Whether it's the hot new diet that involves only eating what you can forage from the floor of your minivan, bleaching everything from your hair to your teeth to your butt hole, or clearing your clutter by mindfully thanking your ratty underwear for its long, dedicated service before you toss them, we've all tried something to be more perfect. 
We try to strive for perfection and balance in our lives, and most of us fail--spectacularly. 
These are those stories.

I Just Want to Be Perfect (I Just Want to Pee Alone)

Miner, Julianna

Williams, Ellen

Mann, Jen

Spidel, Meredith

Aarons, Wendi

Lolita, Lola

Herzig, Alyson

Kintner, Kelcey

Azar, Jessica

Burke, Christine

Hobbs, Harmony

Hayworth, Audrey

Dalporto, Deva

Dymokowski, Erin

Turner, AK

Leehane, Kathryn

Hedia Anvar

Ashley Fuchs

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