In an hysterical blend of absurdity, wit, and pop culture comes Would You Rather..., a collection of laugh-out-loud funny, irreverent and irresistibly thought-provoking dilemmas. Readers are stumped with questions like: -Would you rather watch a porn movie with your parents, or watch a porn movie starring your parents? -Would you rather fight Mike Tyson, or talk like him? -Would you rather live in a world where at the end of a rainbow, there really was a pot of gold, or where at the end of a rainbow there were 500 cases of Pabst Blue Ribbon? The over 200 hilarious questions ask readers to look deep within themselves and choose between two equally undesirable—or desirable—options. Filled with twisted insights and hip pop culture references, Would You Rather... is brain candy to tempt the most finicky palate.

Would You Rather...: Over 200 Absolutely Absurd Dilemmas to Ponder

Humor & Entertainment

Heimberg, Justin

Gomberg, David

Puzzles & Games

Plume

Following the success of Would You Rather . . . ?, another laugh-out-loud blend of absurdity, wit, and pop-culture nostalgia In Would You Rather . . . ? 2: Electric Boogaloo, authors Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg offer more than three-hundred twisted, utterly ridiculous, and incredibly funny dilemmas. For example,would you rather: Have the wealth of Oprah Winfrey and the voice of Opie Taylor or the body of Sylvester Stallone and the voice of Sylvester the cat? Work at a company where you are given great health benefits or where Thursday is "No Pants Day"? A perfect book to liven up dull parties, long car trips, or nights spent hanging out in college dorm rooms, Would You Rather . . . ? 2 is irreverent, hip, and hilarious.

Would You Rather...? 2: Electric Boogaloo

Humor

After Lord Farquaad promises to grant Shrek a boon in exchange for rescuing Princess Fiona, Shrek and his uninvited companion, Donkey, set out to rescue the princess from the dragon.

Shrek

Children's Books

Dutton Juvenile

In a world that has produced New Coke, the Flowbee, and Yentl, it’s hard to imagine that there are any ideas worse than the ones that have actually made it to market. But there are. The World’s Worst . . . Book is the ultimate catalog of the most inane, insane, outrageous, and just plain out-there ideas never to have hit the market—at least not yet. Only here will you find: * The World’s Worst . . . Harry Potter Books (including Harry Potter and the Hired Prom Date) * The World’s Worst . . . Blues Songs (including “My Kid Didn’t Get into Harvard, but He Did Get into Brown, His Safety School”) * The World’s Worst . . . Stores (featuring Soiled Linens ’n’ Things) Not to mention online haircuts, Charlotte’s Web of Anti-Semitism, Salmon Chunk Ice Cream, and lots more godawful stuff.

The World's Worst Book: Over 1,000 of the most hilarious, bizarre, and disgusting things never thought of . . .

Three Rivers Press

The best-selling Worst-Case Scenario series returns with this "extreme" follow-up to the Junior Edition. Packed with funny, kid friendly instructions for the most extreme situations such as how to handle an encounter with a tarantula, how to navigate by the stars, how to build a snow cave, and more!

The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook - Extreme Junior Edition (Worst Case Scenario, WORS)

Borgenicht, David

Chronicle Books+

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Weird Junior Edition

Vampires, zombies, aliens, mummies, dragons. Yes, even the weird, unexplained, and other-worldly need to be survived! The authors of the best-selling Worst-Case Scenario series are back with a hilarious (and helpful!) handbook that's a blast through space, time, history, and the imagination. Find out how to survive a Mars landing, fight a werewolf, deal with a Bigfoot sighting, outwit a leprechaun, prepare for time travel, and more. Peppered with historical and scientific facts, this book will amaze, amuse, and delight. Kids will get the scoop on how to handle the weirdest situations Worst-Case Scenario-style!

Boxed set includes: The Original Junior Edition Extreme Junior Edition Weird Junior EditionBook Details:Format: Box SetPublication Date: 9/22/2010Pages: 384Reading Level: Age 8 and Up

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Junior Edition

Epstein, Robin

From the authors of the blockbuster hit Would You Rather…? comes another collection of over 300 absurd alternatives and deranged dilemmas. Filled with wacky wit, irreverent humor, and twisted pop culture references, Would You Rather 2: Electric Boogaloo asks you to ponder questions such as: Would you rather . . . be a siamese twin connected at the lips or at the soles of your feet? Would you rather . . . have your hostage negotiator be Ozzy Osbourne or Jessica Simpson? Would you rather . . . have your cellphone ring function set on "Taser" or "Airhorn"?

Would You Rather...? 2: Electric Boogaloo: Over 300 More Absolutely Absurd Dilemmas to Ponder

Seven Footer Press

From the demented minds that brought you Would You Rather…? and Would You Rather…? 2: Electric Boogaloo comes a whole new collection of deranged dilemmas, quirky quandaries and alliterative absurdities. Would You Rather…?: Love and Sex can be read alone or played together as a game. Laugh-out-loud funny, uniquely imaginative and deceptively thought-provoking, Would You Rather...?: Love and Sex is simultaneously the authors' most mature and immature work yet! Questions include: Would you rather . . . orgasm once every ten years or once every ten seconds? Would you rather . . . have sex in the same position every night or a different position every night (you can never repeat)? Would you rather . . . have breast implants made of Nerf or Play-Doh?

Would You Rather...?: Love and Sex: Over 300 Amorously Absurd Dilemmas to Ponder

The demented minds that created the original Would You Rather…? collection and its best-selling follow-up, Would You Rather…?: Love and Sex, are back with even more preposterous predicaments and irreverent inquiries. Plumbing the depths of the current zeitgeist, Would You Rather…?: Pop Culture Edition is packed with over 300 wickedly funny — and deceptively thought-provoking — questions regarding sex, celebrities, hot trends, newsmakers, movies, video games, household products, and unusual combinations thereof. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death with Lite-Brite pegs or be assassinated by Cabbage Patch Dolls? Would you rather fight The Rock or fifteen clones of Barbara Bush to the death? Would you rather have phone sex with the Moviefone guy or Jar Jar Binks? Ideal for parties and road trips, these weighty philosophical questions are also perfect for moments of solitary reflection.

Would You Rather...?: Pop Culture Edition: Over 300 Preposterous Pop Culture Dilemmas to Ponder

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