How to handle parenting emergencies: How to make an emergency bottle; how to get rid of monsters in the closet; How to survive a family car trip; How to deal with teenage angst... Illustrated, step-by-step instructions for dealing with the worst-case scenerio in your family.

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Parenting by Joshua Piven, David Borgenicht, Sarah Jordan (2003) Paperback

Humor & Entertainment

Borgenicht, David

Piven, Joshua

Jordan, Sarah

Humor

Chronicle

This book could save your business! Since 1999, the Worst-Case Scenario survival handbooks have provided readers with real answers for the most extreme situations. Now, in a time of economic crisis, the bestselling series returns with a new, real-world guide to avoiding the worst business cataclysms. Here, you'll find solutions for the most dangerous, deadly situations your business will ever encounter-whether those crises relate to finance, human resources, strategy, sales and marketing, or the executive suite. This book is no joke-and you won't find any buzzwords or fables about fictitious CEOs in here-just expert advice and step-by-step info on what to do when you're facing a true business nightmare. You'll learn how to <ul>
<li>Stay in business when you can't make payroll</li> <li>Fend off an employee coup</li> <li>Perform emergency surgery on your overhead</li> <li>Deal with nightmare customers</li> <li>And much, much more</li> </ul>
Until now, there's never been a clear, step-by-step guide to dealing with the sudden turns for the worst that can doom your business. The Worst-Case Scenario Business Survival Guide provides you the answers you need when disaster strikes-and what you must know to avoid the next one.

The Worst-Case Scenario Business Survival Guide: How to Survive the Recession, Handle Layoffs,Raise Emergency Cash, Thwart an Employee Coup,and Avoid Other Potential Disasters

Business & Money

Joyner, Mark

Management & Leadership

wiley

Based on the best-selling book The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook, The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Kit is the essential tool for confronting life's unexpected perils. Whether you're caught in a tornado or under attack from a swarm of killer bees, here are step-by-step survival instructions to guide you through the worst of the worst, printed on 15 portable, two-sided cards for quick and easy reference. The kit also includes a MacGyver-like multitool and a small aluminum whistle, both of which attach to your keychain so you can carry them with you everywhere. Because you just never know . . .Published under license from Chronicle Books, LLC. Worst-Case Scenario® and The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook™ are trademarks of Quirk Productions, Inc. The kits are based on the books The WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook™, © 1999 by Quirk Productions, Inc., and The WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook™: Dating & Sex, © 2001 by Quirk Productions, Inc. All Rights Reserved. First published by Chronicle Books LLC, San Francisco, California, USA.

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Kit

Andrews McMeel Publishing

Leave the meaningful questions to the philosophers. Real life deals with the little things. The inane things. The petty things. And yes, well, the stupid things. Get ready to get real. And get stupid. --If cats and dogs didn't have fur, would you still pet them? --Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? --Who do you know that is most likely to have been abducted by aliens? And nearly 300 other pointless queries.

The little book of stupid questions

Puzzles & Games

Barnes and Noble Books

Charming illustrations enhance this delightful volume containing such perennial favorite tales as "The Golden Goose," Rumpelstiltskin," "The Brave Little Tailor," and "The Frog Prince."

Grimm's Fairy Tales: The Children's Classic Edition

Children's Books

GRIMM, JACOB

GRIMM, WILHELM

Classics

Courage Books

Poems inspired by traditional Mother Goose nursery rhymes are retold with a touch of Jewish humor.

The Jewish Mother Goose: Modified Rhymes For Meshugennah Times

Running Press

Kids turn the family refrigerator into their very own art gallery with this creative complete-the-picture book that fits into its own magnetic frame. Each page for framing shows a different creature's nose. It's up to budding young artists to finish each picture as they see fit—maybe whimsically, maybe realistically, maybe with lots of detail, or maybe with just a few very clever strokes. The book contains 32 partial creature pictures in all, plus another 32 pages of frames that kids can draw in any way they please. Then, when a masterpiece is complete, they simply slip it into the magnetic frame, place it on the fridge, and invite the whole family to the art show! In this Refrigerart title, kids get clues that come with the partial pictures. They'll find a bird's beak, an elephant's trunk, a cat's whiskers, and many more. The rest of the picture is up to them!

Whose Nose Is This?: A Create-A-Creature Drawing Book With Magnetic Slipcase Frame (Refrigerart)

Meridith, Shelly

Arts, Music & Photography

B E S Pub Co

Kids turn the family refrigerator into their very own art gallery with this creative complete-the-picture book that fits into its own magnetic frame. Each page for framing shows a different creature's tail. It's up to budding young artists to finish each picture as they see fit—maybe whimsically, maybe realistically, maybe with lots of detail, or maybe with just a few very clever strokes. The book contains 32 partial creature pictures in all, plus another 32 pages of frames that kids can draw in any way they please. Then, when a masterpiece is complete, they simply slip it into the magnetic frame, place it on the fridge, and invite the whole family to the art show! In this Regrigerart title, one tail might belong to a peacock, another suggests a dinosaur, and still another has a curl that seems to belong to a pig. But kids make the final decision when they complete each picture.

Whose Tail Is This (Refrigerart)

The show that has taught over 70 million of us to count is turning 30! To help celebrate this milestone, Hyperion presents the ultimate insider's tribute to "Sesame Street"--a one-of-a-kind volume that lets readers relive all the classic memories, games shows, animation, and parodies through actual scripts, rare photos, celebrity flashbacks, and hilarious anecdotes. 400 color photos. NPR sponsorship.

Sesame Street Unpaved: Scripts, Stories, Secrets and Songs

Television

Hyperion

Danger! It lurks at every corner. Volcanoes. Sharks. Quicksand. Terrorists. The pilot of the plane blacks out and it's up to you to land the jet. What do you do? The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook is here to help: jam-packed with how-to, hands-on, step-by-step, illustrated instructions on everything you need to know FAST-from defusing a bomb to delivering a baby in the back of a cab. Providing frightening and funny real information in the best-selling tradition of the Paranoid's Pocket Guide and Hypochondriac's Handbook, this indispensable, indestructible pocket-sized guide is the definitive handbook for those times when life takes a sudden turn for the worse. The essential companion for a perilous age. Because you never know...

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook (Worst Case Scenario (WORS))

Chronicle Books+

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