Life is good in Fremont, Ohio. Well, acceptable. If one ignores the fact that Rusty Slump, local ne'er-do-well known for public defecation, and his sometimes girlfriend, CoCo McArdle, have recently dug up the corpse of hometown hero Rutherford B. Hayes with thoughts of ransom. But their hopes are dashed when they realize no one really cares. But then they discover, through sexual hijinks, that if you mix the drug ectasy with the flesh of the dead president's penis, you get one hell of a high. They dub their new drug Purple Hayes and attempt to take over Fremont's vast and dangerous criminal underworld. Unfortuatenly, although Hayes' penis meat is prodigious, it can only last so long and soon the highly addictive drug disappears from the streets of Fremont. This is good news for the Fremont Police Society, as the town is about to host their annual celebration, Hayes Dayes. But something more dangerous than Purple Hayes is coming to town. A demon, Maude the Layer of Waste, has escaped the confines of hell, bent on destroying all mankind. She inhabits the body of the recently dead Connie Pendleton, a virginal teen accidentally killed by Rusty. Maude the Layer of Waste transforms Connie's body into a curvaceous sex kitten, Dearly Departed, and begins searching Fremont for the perfect mate to help her carry out her plans. She sets her sights on Rusty, but he passes out every time they have sexual congress. The young thug soon realizes the demon's breasts are psychotropic, just like Hayes' penis. Rusty and CoCo have stumbled upon a way to regain their position in the vast and dangerous criminal underworld of Fremont, Ohio, as long as the demon doesn't end the world first.

Dope Tits

Literature & Fiction

Skahill, Bix William

Genre Fiction

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"HOLY SHIT! THERE'S SO MANY LAZERS EVERYWHERE, IT'S LIKE SOME KIND OF DEADLY LAZER EXPLODATHON! PEW-PEW! PEW-PEW!" - Vince Kramer, author of Gigantic Death Worm and Death Machines of Death Space. That one place. These are the misadventures of the crew of the S.S. Mashrue. Their sudden mission--to travel time and take psychotropic drugs on a stolen spaceship. Explore strange new planets, and even stranger new sexual experiences. To bafflingly go, towards a DEADLY LAZER EXPLODATHON.

Deadly Lazer Explodathon

Kramer, Vince

Humor & Satire

"Bram Riddlebarger's Golden Rod is one of the wildest books around. I don't think I've read anything like it. It's full of talking guns and ghost dogs and revolutionaries and hippie girls who talk to Merle Haggard. It's funny and tough and tender and has a wonderful logic all its own... apocalyptic, beautifully strange, and free." -Scott McClanahan, author of The Sarah Book "Bram Riddlebarger besides having one of the most marvelous names in contemporary literature can also write like the wind." -Poe Ballantine, author of Love and Terror on the Howling Plains of Nowhere

Golden Rod

UNKNOWN

In a post-Trump world, Billy Kos, occasional poet, uneasy lover, and pot salesman, meets Kalma Voyles, a student and teacher. Billy believes she is the woman of his dreams, and his dreams are made of the usual surrealism and lust. It's your typical boy-meets-girl, boy-gets-girl, boy-loses-girl, something-goes-horribly-wrong-with-the-time-machine story. Billy's courtship, marriage, and ensuing distress, bring him to the edge of himself. In Memphis, in this near-future, in this country marginally changed, where prejudice and misogyny have returned to daily life, Billy Kos loses more than his heart. He loses his home. He loses his world. Camel's Bastard Son is a Vonnegutian journey into love and the unknown. It's about change and adjustment to change, the kind of change that happens like a seep, and the kind that happens like idiot lightning.

Camel's Bastard Son

Mesler, Corey

It's a bad night to be a freak at the Slee-Z Motel because there's a killer on the loose and she's hunting anything that isn't quite... human.

Freak Night at the Slee-Z Motel

Vaughn, Amy M

Al Schnupp's ZERO is a quirky satire of political intrigue, where a grotesque idiot, Zero, is convinced by his devious wife, Maxie, to campaign for Icon of Groad, their country's ultimate political prize. With their carnival barker of a campaign manager, Horace, the trio goes on a whirlwind tour of fundraising, cover-ups, debates, makeovers, and scams. Meanwhile, a bumbling detective, Inspector Oodles, assumes a variety of wacky disguises to uncover the mystery behind Zero's father's "untimely" death...

Zero

Schnupp, Al

In Pieces of Rags and Bones Michael Keith brings to the reader a singular collection of idiosyncratic and laconic narratives designed to amuse and enlighten. In the tradition of Lydia Davis, Kurt Vonnegut, and Joy Williams, this quirky volume mines the full range of human behavior and experience for all its varied and distinct manifestations and consequences. Powerfully imagined, the epigrammatic tales between these covers provide a sometimes numinous, often harrowing, sojourn across landscapes both familiar and exotic.

Pieces of Bones and Rags

Keith, Michael C.

The Kitchen Witches

Pascale, Elaine

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