"HOLY SHIT! THERE'S SO MANY LAZERS EVERYWHERE, IT'S LIKE SOME KIND OF DEADLY LAZER EXPLODATHON! PEW-PEW! PEW-PEW!" - Vince Kramer, author of Gigantic Death Worm and Death Machines of Death Space. That one place. These are the misadventures of the crew of the S.S. Mashrue. Their sudden mission--to travel time and take psychotropic drugs on a stolen spaceship. Explore strange new planets, and even stranger new sexual experiences. To bafflingly go, towards a DEADLY LAZER EXPLODATHON.

Deadly Lazer Explodathon

Literature & Fiction

Kramer, Vince

Humor & Satire

Thicke & Vaney Books

All machines suddenly come to life for some reason and go on a rampage to kill every human being on the planet. It's kind of like that movieMaximum Overdrive, only ten times as fucking brutal!Welcome to the Big Old Gaylord Opryland Resort! Do you lack the energy to get a date? Are you batshit insane and looking for a cure?Are you a pants-shitting senior who wants to stop being old? Do you hate Stephen King? Then, this weekend, there's a seminar for you! Sure,there's a comet flying through space bringing all machinery to life and killing everybody, but don't worry about that! Here, have a sandwich!Visit our many attractions! See our massive convention center (of death), our beautiful atrium (of death), and our arcade (of death)!Ignore the massive senior citizen orgy. Don't talk to the kid in the wheelchair. We guarantee the elevator will not transform youinto a cyborg. Mr. Coffee isn't trying to kill you. And there is absolutely nothing suspicious going on in the basement. (Don't go downthere though, seriously).Take a load off, have a good time, and prepare to die!Death Machines of Death is an apocalyptic horror comedy by Vince Kramer that just so happens to be a million times better thananything you've ever read before. And if you think for one minute that those boring literary classics like The Great Gatsbyor Moby Dick are better than this, then you're fucking stupid!

Death Machines of Death

Eraserhead Press

BE WARNED: this book has so much fucking death in it it's unbelievable! There's a whole truckload of death! There's more death in this book than ten 9/11s combined! You know the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark where all the Nazis' faces melt off? It's like that but for an entire book. It all starts with a school shooting where a bunch of teens totally get massacred like a bunch of little crybabies. It's brutal as fuck! But as if that wasn't enough, these massacred millennials GO TO HELL! OH MY GOD (or lack thereof). Not only that, but the school shooter dies too and follows them there! He's still shooting at them, but this time, if they die--they die FOREVER. (NO WAY!) We'll meet several demons as they travel through the nine circles of Hell, and they're all totally cool as fuck! You've got Beelzebub, the demon lord of bugs! He's the shit. And you've got Lucifer, the Lord of Light (and a total dick!) Asmodeus--the lord of perversity. I could go on and on, but trust me, they're all so totally evil you'll think you're literally seeing the number 666 on every page! Hell of Death is an offensive, hilarious adventure through the depths of Hell where Satan is like your cool older brother. And at the center of it all is the Hell House, Hell's version of the White House, with its own president and everything. So it's all political and shit, too. But not too political. There's literally a scene where you can't even keep reading anymore because a pit opens beneath you and screaming demons pull you down into the abyss! YOU'LL DIE! HOLY SHIT! Don't read this book without drawing an upside cross on your forehead and a pentagram on the floor. Yell out "Hail Satan!" after every page if you want to survive! And if you don't even want to live anymore, then kill yourself with the special Hell of Death razor blade (sold separately). Satan will be waiting for you! SATAN WAITS FOR US ALL!

Hell of Death

Genre Fiction

From the outside, Vince Kramer looked like he had it all. He was a commercial airline pilot, happily married, owned a beautiful home, and treated himself to the finer things in life. With so much in his life, why was he feeling like there should be more? Why wasn’t he happier? Fulfilled? As his days unfolded, he came to the uncomfortable realization that searching for satisfaction from the outside world wasn’t going to fill the void within himself.\nThis transformative memoir details Vince’s quest to gain a deeper understanding of the things that matter most in life: meaning, connection, and love. As he begins his search, Vince reunites with Mary, who opens worlds of spiritual growth and divine guidance. Through their relationship and conversations, Vince begins his journey of shedding limiting beliefs, opening to possibilities, and living on purpose. He connects to the eternal energies of Archangels and Ascended Masters and gains a whole new perspective about the direction and meaning of his life. Vince’s story will inspire readers to re-examine their own lives and begin the exciting journey of opening to what is truly possible. It will encourage them to find their unique pathway to the answers to their most pressing questions.

Awakening Through Moments of Choice: A Memoir of Divine Guidance

Biographies & Memoirs

Kramer, Mary

Leaders & Notable People

Empower Press

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