This hilarious book has been featured in the Chicago Tribune, Los Angeles Times, New York Daily News, Washington Post, Reader's Digest and Playboy. This portable book is perfect for any office warrior to keep in their desk drawer for a chuckle when the office goofball screws up again...or asks for a recommendation!
"Thornton has just revolutionized the job-hunting business."―Washington Post "A collection of 'virtually litigation-proof' phrases."―Los Angeles Times

The Lexicon of Intentionally Ambiguous Recommendations (L.I.A.R.)

Business & Money

Thornton, Robert

Job Hunting & Careers

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You can blame your job... You can blame the course... You can blame mother nature... Or you can blame your equipment... But Never, Ever, BLAME YOURSELF!

501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot

Humor & Entertainment

Exner, Justin J.

Humor

Who needs an excuse to play golf? But just in case, this book will get you out on the course where you belong!

501 Excuses to Play Golf

Exner, Justin

It's the Bitch in bed! "If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?" --Lily Tomlin No more two-week wonders. No more romantic cul-de-sacs. No more saying "Yes" when you mean "No." Don't even pretend you don't know what I'm talking about. Your Inner Bitch, that integral, powerful part of you, is essential when you're falling in love, and even more essential when you're falling out of love. Looking for romance? Looking for a date? Looking for a relationship? Let your Inner Bitch be your guide. "Remember, lust makes you stupid." --Nicole Hollander

The Inner Bitch Guide to Men, Relationships, Dating, Etc.

Elizabeth Hilts

Whichever political party you call your own, you'll laugh out loud and feel that your side comes out just a little bit better... Examples: You know you're a Republican if...You wouldn't mind if the Commonwealth of Massachusetts seceded from the Union. You know you're a Democrat if...You wish the Republic of Texas had never become a state. You know you're a Republican if...You think Colin Powell might make a good President, if he weren't black. You know you're a Democrat if...You think Colin Powell might make a good President, if he weren't conservative. You know you're a Republican if...You can't stand your gay uncle, but you invite him to your son's wedding because he's rich. You know you're a Democrat if...You can't stand your rich uncle, but you invite him to your daughter's graduation party because he's gay.

You Know You're A Republican/Democrat If...

Benjamin, Frank

Following up his hit 505 Unbelievably Stupid Web Pages, Dan Crowley again takes on the Web's weirdest and wildest in 505 Weirdest Online Stores. This is the ultimate guide to the Internet's strangest stores, where you can spend your time and money in pursuit of dehydrated water, duct tape fashion and a corporate hairball. For all those who love eBay but are tired of products that have actual uses, check out these sites: - The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation (www.goat-trauma.org) - Political Talking Action Figures (www.prankplace.com/politics.htm) - Lunar Land Owner (www.lunarlandowner.com) - Air Sickness Bags (www.airsicknessbags.com) - Michael Jackson Artwork (www.helenakadlcikova.com/michael_jackson.htm)

The 505 Weirdest Online Stores

Computers & Technology

Crowley, Dan

Web Development & Design

A verbal frappucino. Chic, sharp-witted and purse-sized with hundreds of quips, comebacks and quotes for bracing refreshment when life gets dull or stupid. On Love and Sex: "Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you."--Mae West

0 to Bitch in 10 Seconds or Less: Quips and Comebacks for Quick-Witted Women

Hatch, Amy

Alternating between the outrageous, the irreverent and the just plain hilarious, Women's Lip offers over 500 of the wildest, sassiest things women ever said. Share in the insight and humor as women such as Madonna, Mae West and Gertrude Stein comment on men, love and life.

Women's Lip: Outrageous, Irreverent and Just Plain Hilarious Quotes

Warren, Roz

You've heard about the latest studies and you've read the conflicting reports. You were right to be suspicious-the strange reality is that everything is bad for you. Everything from carpets to camping to water to Norman, Oklahoma, endangers your health, your sense of well-being and ultimately, your sanity. Discover the disturbingly amusing truth: sunscreen is bad for you whether you use it or not-and so is everything else!

Everything Is Bad for You: An A-Z Guide to What You Never Knew Could Kill You

French, David

Let's face it, you're going to lie. Now, for the first time, there's a book to help you get good at it. (If you're saying you're going to STOP lying, then you're just lying to yourself.) This hilarious manual takes you through: --The five laws of lying well (Law #1: Don't feel bad about lying, feel bad about the bad things you do that you have to lie about) --Preparing your conscience in advance --The ABCDE's of lying --The importance of knowing when to lie (even more important than knowing HOW to lie) --How to know when someone is lying to you --And much more... The Shameless Liar's Guide is the first in a series of Anti-Self-Help books, dedicated to helping readers get in touch with their inner inadequacies and to accept, feel good about and laugh at their inherent human flaws.

The Shameless Liar's Guide

Christoffersen, Duke

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