Whichever political party you call your own, you'll laugh out loud and feel that your side comes out just a little bit better... Examples: You know you're a Republican if...You wouldn't mind if the Commonwealth of Massachusetts seceded from the Union. You know you're a Democrat if...You wish the Republic of Texas had never become a state. You know you're a Republican if...You think Colin Powell might make a good President, if he weren't black. You know you're a Democrat if...You think Colin Powell might make a good President, if he weren't conservative. You know you're a Republican if...You can't stand your gay uncle, but you invite him to your son's wedding because he's rich. You know you're a Democrat if...You can't stand your rich uncle, but you invite him to your daughter's graduation party because he's gay.

You Know You're A Republican/Democrat If...

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Benjamin, Frank

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This updated laugh-out-loud take on partisan stereotypes skewers both sides of the political aisle with equal glee. The follies and foibles that make the political world spin will trigger guffaws and giggles-no matter which party you call your own. You Know You're a REPUBLICAN If... <ul>
<li>You're really looking forward to Sarah Palin running for president.</li> <li>You think Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh are intellectual powerhouses, and you've learned much from their wisdom.</li> <li>You philosophically oppose government welfare plans, but you cash your Social Security checks religiously.</li> <li>You've accepted that global warming is real, but you don't believe we should recklessly raise taxes to fix it. You have, however, invested in future beachfront property-twenty miles inland. 
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You Know You're a DEMOCRAT If.. <ul>
<li> You're really, really looking forward to Sarah Palin running for president.</li> <li>Everything you know about politics you learned from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.</li> <li>You're philosophically appalled by corporate America's emphasis on profits, but you sure were ticked off when your retirement investments tanked.</li> <li>For a long time now you've known that: The sky is falling! The sky is falling! No, wait. The sky is cooking! The sky is cooking!</li> </ul>

You Know You're a Republican/Democrat If...

Sourcebooks

This updated, third edition laugh-out-loud take on partisan stereotypes skewers both sides of the political aisle with equal glee. The follies and foibles that make the political world spin will trigger guffaws and giggles-no matter which party you call your own.
You Know You're a REPUBLICAN If... • You think Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh are intellectual powerhouses, and you've learned much from their wisdom. • You philosophically oppose government welfare plans, but you cash your Social Security checks religiously. • You've accepted that global warming is real, but you don't believe we should recklessly raise taxes to fix it. You have, however, invested in future beachfront property-twenty miles inland.
You Know You're a DEMOCRAT If... • Everything you know about politics you learned from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. • You're philosophically appalled by corporate America's emphasis on profits, but you sure were ticked off when your retirement investments tanked. • For a long time now you've known that: The sky is falling! The sky is falling! No, wait. The sky is cooking! The sky is cooking!

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You Know You're A Republican/Democrat If...

You Know You're a Republican/Democrat If...

You Know You're a Republican/Democrat If...