SOME THINGS ARE BETTER LEFT ALONE\nHenk has been living a relatively carefree life in the city since fleeing the horrors of the town of Sorrow with his brother, Dave. Never would he have dreamt of returning. Not even for her. 
But time and banality have a funny way of eroding the memory of even the worst experiences, bringing only the better times to the forefront of recall, so when he receives a wedding invitation from the third part of their old monster-fighting trio, he finds himself unable to turn it down. 
Sorrow has changed drastically from the place it once was, with the murders and suicides that once plagued the town being used as a selling point by wealthy investors to turn it into a morbid attraction for dark tourists. 
Beneath the costumed mascots and smiling families, is all really as it seems? Or by returning, have Henk and Dave inadvertently awoken an ancient evil far deadlier than anything they've faced before? 
Sons of Sorrow is the latest bizarre horror from the mind of Matthew A. Clarke.

Sons of Sorrow

Humor & Entertainment

Clarke, Matthew A

Humor

Planet Bizarro

OH, NO, PORN IS ILLEGAL!\nThat's right. Porn stars are criminals, pornographic websites are being systematically destroyed, and not even softcore or selfies are okay. And that's just in our world. It's literally destroying the magick city of sexual expression-PORN LAND! 
Phil and Zed, arriving through magickal means and ill-equipped for adventure, must travel through the erotic metropolis and gather pieces of THE PORNOMICRON-a sexual spell-book that bridges our worlds. And it won't be easy. They'll have to get past a giant geisha and her samurai army, a determined detective who's after their asses, a badass dominatrix and her gang, a bunch more sexy people, a bunch of unsexy people... And even more things that will freak you out and make you horny-like a sperm monster and ambulance sex. Will Phil and Zed put the book together, save Porn Land and their new friends, and make pornography legal in our world again? (Yes. It'd be a stupid story if they didn't. But it's howthey do it that you'll want to read about.) 
It's a story about sucking, and not sucking. It's got hardcore sex and a hardcore message. It's ridiculous and you'll wanna rub one out to it. It's freakin' PORN LAND, BABY!

Porn Land

Literature & Fiction

Shamel, Kevin

Humor & Satire

"Silly, weird, a lot of fun and with more Koala orgies than you can shake a stick at" -- Madeleine Swann, author of The Sharp End of the Rainbow and Fortune Box.\nKoalita, Mon Amour 
It's Gimp Week at Venus' main attraction, Ecofallopialand, where human-impersonating animals and animal-impersonating humans alike can play together-so long as there is no "fraternizing" between species. Unfortunately for Sir, a human gimp, he becomes mesmerized by one of the park's koalas. When he attempts to pursue her, he is soon drawn into the battle between the purebred animal supremacy of the park's hippo owner and the anti-establishmentarian koala uprising. "Koalita, Mon Amour" is a story of love against all odds and boundaries of human decency.\nDinosaurs of the CyberVatican 
In a godless future, the former Vatican is tethered to the end of a space elevator, where it whips around Earth. Now a major hotspot for sex tourism, its seductive nunbots attract the patronage of Xakrin, a rich Martian traveler who seeks to use the nunbots to contact his deceased wife. However, when he discovers a dead priest in the streets, he begins to investigate the weird plot of the city's head cyberpope.\nEverybody Wants to Save Supermammal City 
Hugh, Pete and Geoff are supercats that spend their days responding to rescue calls across Supermammal City. But they're not the only ones: the city is packed with supermammals, and there aren't enough rescues to go around. When Hugh decides to do something drastic and devious to resolve this crisis, he changes the industry forever. Everybody Wants to Save Supermammal City explores what happens to love and work when supercats try to succeed in a highly competitive job market.\nThe stories of Weird Fauna of the Multiverse explore what happens to love and work when pushed beyond the boundaries of human decency.

Weird Fauna of the Multiverse

Robertson, Leo X.

Genre Fiction

Stories to Make You Puke Your Pants

G. Arthur Brown

Dead Monkey Rum

Arts & Photography

Guffey, Robert

Individual Artists

Selleck's 'Stache Is Missing!

Chadwick, Charles

The Falling Crystal Palace

Fuerst, Carl

The Secret Sex Lives of Ghosts

Reade, Dustin

Songs About My Father's Crotch

Russells in Time: Land Squid vs Dinosaurs

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