The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue Six

Literature & Fiction

Pierce, Cameron

Duza, Andre

Shamel, Kevin

Dole, Kevin

Humor & Satire

Eraserhead Pr

WARNING: THIS BOOK IS GUARANTEED TO EMOTIONALLY FUCK UP YOUR KIDS Ah, children. They are obnoxious little question machines. And they won't shut up until you've given them a response. Dumb jerks. This book addresses all the cold, hard answers to all those stupid, stupid questions like: Does your poop smell bad? That means you're dying. How do little rocks turn into big ones? They eat people. Did you know you can breathe underwater? It's true. Your body doesn't like it at first, but you totally can. Did you know that holding babies makes you run faster? Try it and see! Wouldn't it be cool if you could go back in time and fight dinosaurs for control of the moon? No it wouldn't be. You'd totally die. So sit down and layer on the emotional scarring with this read-aloud picture book you WISH you could share with children. A hilarious read that is NOT SAFE FOR KIDS. "This is the best book of all time. Can you imagine if actual kids got a hold of it?" -Zane, age 8

Not Safe For Kids

Literary

Spunk Goblin Press

<p>OH, NO, PORN IS ILLEGAL!\nThat's right. Porn stars are criminals, pornographic websites are being systematically destroyed, and not even softcore or selfies are okay. And that's just in our world. It's literally destroying the magick city of sexual expression-PORN LAND!<br />
Phil and Zed, arriving through magickal means and ill-equipped for adventure, must travel through the erotic metropolis and gather pieces of THE PORNOMICRON-a sexual spell-book that bridges our worlds. And it won't be easy. They'll have to get past a giant geisha and her samurai army, a determined detective who's after their asses, a badass dominatrix and her gang, a bunch more sexy people, a bunch of unsexy people... And even more things that will freak you out and make you horny-like a sperm monster and ambulance sex. Will Phil and Zed put the book together, save Porn Land and their new friends, and make pornography legal in our world again? (Yes. It'd be a stupid story if they didn't. But it's howthey do it that you'll want to read about.)<br />
It's a story about sucking, and not sucking. It's got hardcore sex and a hardcore message. It's ridiculous and you'll wanna rub one out to it. It's freakin' PORN LAND, BABY!</p>

Porn Land

Planet Bizarro

Russells in Time: Land Squid vs Dinosaurs

Rotten Little Animals (German Edition)

Voodoo Press

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