Future slacker Kelso's got the easiest gig in the galaxy, working the Gordita Especial! pod on board an interstellar cruiser, although that doesn't stop him from complaining about it to anyone who'll listen.Cyborg Security Officer Londa James spends her days wrangling idiot tourists and keeping an artificial eye out for any passengers or crew who might be on the verge of snapping from space sicknesses.But after a colleague is brutally murdered, Kelso and James are going to have to work together if they want to survive! Man-eating machines, cybernetically-enhanced badasses, septuagenarian toddlers, an opioid algorithm-addicted bucket of bolts, a cult that worships the reincarnation of a 400-year-old God Genius, and one very unusual sex robot come together in JAILBROKE, a heartwarming/ripping tale about what it means to be human in a galaxy run by artificial intelligence.

Jailbroke

Literature & Fiction

ASMAN, BRIAN

Genre Fiction

Mutated Media

Review\n"Nunchuck City is well-written, funny and so strange you can understand why you've never seen a martial arts story like this before. Asman has created the B-movie that everybody has truly wanted to see but without the so-bad-it's-good and instead just: it's good." -Babou 691\n"If you're in the mood for over the top action and comedy to boot, you'll be grinning all the way through to its suitably bombastic finale" -Kendall Reviews\n"Nunchuck City has ninjas, it has fondue, it stars a fun cast, it has romance, and it has a never give up on your dreams message. It has everything a good story needs." -As Told By Bex\n"One of the funniest, most The Naked Gun-esque stories I have ever read...If you love great writing, slapstick humor, and a memorable, totally lovable cast...you're going to adore this book. I promise." -What's Under the Covers Book Reviews\n"[A] frequently violent, always funny send-up of the martial arts genre...Asman (Jailbroke) has a pitch-perfect ear for the tropes of martial arts movies" -Booklife by Publishers Weekly\nYou better nun-check yourself before you wreck yourself!Disgraced ex-ninja Nunchuck “Nick” Nikolopoulis just wants to open a drive-thru fondue restaurant with his best friend Rondell. But when an old enemy kidnaps the mayor, and a former flame arrives in hot pursuit, Nick’s going to have to dust off his fighting skills and face his past. Plus an army of heavily-armed ninjas, a very well-dressed street gang, an Australian sumo wrestler with a gnarly skin condition, giant robots, municipal paperwork, and much, much more! From the rooftops to the sewers, Nick and his ex-girlfriend Kanna Kikuchi are in for the fight of their lives!Also featuring the backup story “Curse of the Ninja” by Lucas Mangum!

Nunchuck City

Mangum, Lucas

Humor & Satire

A family moves into their dream home. Spooky stuff happens. You like haunted house books? Well, this is a haunted house book. Boo, y'all.

Man, Fuck This House

When Christmas supply warehouse manager Jimmy tries to help new employee Tommy find a last-minute gift for his girlfriend, they accidentally unleash a long-forgotten and very seasonal genetic experiment with a taste for human flesh. As elf-zombie hybrids take over the small town of Pine Canyon, California, Jimmy fights to survive alongside Tommy's girlfriend, a Christpunk named Landfill, and a mysterious, PTSD-stricken soldier.

Return of the Living Elves

Lyons, Shelly

"Highly visual and cinematic world-building" -Booklife by Publishers WeeklyIn Neo Arcana, Brian Asman (Man, Fuck This House) returns with seven strange stories of urban godlings, blood rituals, centuries-old ghosts, inescapable killers, families who tattoo their faces with graveyard dust, and broken men who can't help but break everyone in their orbit. Some previously published, some exclusive to this collection, all are meditations on the inherent terror of living in a world made of teeth

Neo Arcana

ASMAN, BRIAN PETER

From the author of the hit novella Man, F*ck This House comes a weird tale of the golden age of piracy. When a mysterious brigantine anchors in the lawless Caribbean outpost of Port Joy, two young orphans sneak aboard in search of riches. What they find is far stranger-and far more deadly.

Sea Change

Disgraced ex-ninja Nunchuck "Nick" Nikolopoulis just wants to open a drive-thru fondue restaurant with his best friend Rondell. But when an old enemy kidnaps the mayor, and a former flame arrives in hot pursuit, Nick's going to have to dust off his fighting skills and face his past. Plus an army of heavily-armed ninjas, a very well-dressed street gang, an Australian sumo wrestler with a gnarly skin condition, giant robots, municipal paperwork, and much, much more! From the rooftops to the sewers, Nick and his ex-girlfriend Kanna Kikuchi are in for the fight of their lives!

Our Black Hearts Beat as One

United States

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Jailbroke

Nunchuck City

Man, Fuck This House

Return of the Living Elves

Neo Arcana

Sea Change

Nunchuck City

Our Black Hearts Beat as One