Do funerals make you chuckle? Is Hannibal Lecter a really funny guy? Do friends and family keep on telling you "That's nothing to laugh at"? Is the dark side of humor your thing? Step right up and grab fourteen tales of the darkly humorous, collected for you into one fantastic volume. Featuring original stories by Stoker Award nominated author John McIlveen, and the four-time Stoker nominated king of the horrifically funny, Jeff Strand. That's nothing to laugh at? Oh, we disagree.

A Sharp Stick in the Eye (and other funny stories)

Literature & Fiction

ASMAN, BRIAN

Miller, Renee

McIlveen, John

Strand, Jeff.

Faust, Wayne

Zeigler, Martin

Raye, J.C.

Bishop, Roy Bryan

Sessler, A.P.

Humor & Satire

Books & Boos Press

"Sometimes you stop by the convenience store for a slushy and the world just goes straight to hell, and takes you along with it. I haven't had this much fun watching terrible stuff happen in a long time." -Stephen Graham Jones, author of Mongrels
A Bizarro fiction tribute to the Kevin Smith cult classic CLERKS.
After a killer surf session, Scot Kring stops into his local Fasmart for a delicious, icy Slushpuppy. But before he can leave, a homeless guy outside has a stroke and accidentally recites an ancient Latin phrase that summons a very hungry demon, who just so happens to look like filmmaker Kevin Smith.
Now Scot's stuck in a time loop along with the other occupants of the convenience store who may or may not be demonically possessed and he's fighting back with nothing but a fistful of greasy hot dogs and a souvenir Slushpuppy cup as the giant menacing kaiju Kevin Smith threatens to kill them all. 
I’m Not Even Supposed to Be Here Today is a demon apocalypse comedy for the slacker generation.

I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today

Genre Fiction

New Bizarro Author Series

Future slacker Kelso's got the easiest gig in the galaxy, working the Gordita Especial! pod on board an interstellar cruiser, although that doesn't stop him from complaining about it to anyone who'll listen.Cyborg Security Officer Londa James spends her days wrangling idiot tourists and keeping an artificial eye out for any passengers or crew who might be on the verge of snapping from space sicknesses.But after a colleague is brutally murdered, Kelso and James are going to have to work together if they want to survive! Man-eating machines, cybernetically-enhanced badasses, septuagenarian toddlers, an opioid algorithm-addicted bucket of bolts, a cult that worships the reincarnation of a 400-year-old God Genius, and one very unusual sex robot come together in JAILBROKE, a heartwarming/ripping tale about what it means to be human in a galaxy run by artificial intelligence.

Jailbroke

Mutated Media

Review\n"Nunchuck City is well-written, funny and so strange you can understand why you've never seen a martial arts story like this before. Asman has created the B-movie that everybody has truly wanted to see but without the so-bad-it's-good and instead just: it's good." -Babou 691\n"If you're in the mood for over the top action and comedy to boot, you'll be grinning all the way through to its suitably bombastic finale" -Kendall Reviews\n"Nunchuck City has ninjas, it has fondue, it stars a fun cast, it has romance, and it has a never give up on your dreams message. It has everything a good story needs." -As Told By Bex\n"One of the funniest, most The Naked Gun-esque stories I have ever read...If you love great writing, slapstick humor, and a memorable, totally lovable cast...you're going to adore this book. I promise." -What's Under the Covers Book Reviews\n"[A] frequently violent, always funny send-up of the martial arts genre...Asman (Jailbroke) has a pitch-perfect ear for the tropes of martial arts movies" -Booklife by Publishers Weekly\nYou better nun-check yourself before you wreck yourself!Disgraced ex-ninja Nunchuck “Nick” Nikolopoulis just wants to open a drive-thru fondue restaurant with his best friend Rondell. But when an old enemy kidnaps the mayor, and a former flame arrives in hot pursuit, Nick’s going to have to dust off his fighting skills and face his past. Plus an army of heavily-armed ninjas, a very well-dressed street gang, an Australian sumo wrestler with a gnarly skin condition, giant robots, municipal paperwork, and much, much more! From the rooftops to the sewers, Nick and his ex-girlfriend Kanna Kikuchi are in for the fight of their lives!Also featuring the backup story “Curse of the Ninja” by Lucas Mangum!

Nunchuck City

Mangum, Lucas

A family moves into their dream home. Spooky stuff happens. You like haunted house books? Well, this is a haunted house book. Boo, y'all.

Man, Fuck This House

When Christmas supply warehouse manager Jimmy tries to help new employee Tommy find a last-minute gift for his girlfriend, they accidentally unleash a long-forgotten and very seasonal genetic experiment with a taste for human flesh. As elf-zombie hybrids take over the small town of Pine Canyon, California, Jimmy fights to survive alongside Tommy's girlfriend, a Christpunk named Landfill, and a mysterious, PTSD-stricken soldier.

Return of the Living Elves

Lyons, Shelly

Disgraced ex-ninja Nunchuck "Nick" Nikolopoulis just wants to open a drive-thru fondue restaurant with his best friend Rondell. But when an old enemy kidnaps the mayor, and a former flame arrives in hot pursuit, Nick's going to have to dust off his fighting skills and face his past. Plus an army of heavily-armed ninjas, a very well-dressed street gang, an Australian sumo wrestler with a gnarly skin condition, giant robots, municipal paperwork, and much, much more! From the rooftops to the sewers, Nick and his ex-girlfriend Kanna Kikuchi are in for the fight of their lives!

Our Black Hearts Beat as One

United States

Splatter (adj.) - characterized by extreme or excessive gore or violence Punk (adj.) - often referring to a musical genre of short, fast-paced songs with hard-edged melodies and singing styles, stripped-down instrumentation, and often containing subversive lyrics and social and political commentary. Welcome to the Splatter Club is thirteen stories of hyperintensive horror with no limits! Editor K. Trap Jones guides this initiation into our favorite genre of dark fiction: Splatterpunk The ceremony includes black magick curses, encounters of the fourth kind, and bizarre office politics. Story settings range from a dystopic United Kingdom down to the a convenience store stocking a very malicious product. Praise for the editor and authors: "There's a new generation of horror writers bursting onto the scene, and K. Trap Jones is one of the leaders of the pack." Edward Lee, author of Header Fantastically warped and wonderfully twisted, John McNee is a writer with a towering imagination, and he knows how to use it." Victor Gischler, Edgar Award-nominated author of Gun Moneys and Deadpool: Merc with a Mouth. "Nikki Noir is a sultry new voice in erotic horror, one you should watch as closely as a black widow in your bed sheets." Kristopher Triana, Splatterpunk award-winning author

Welcome to the Splatter Club (Welcome to the Club)

Morrison, Chandler

Moore, KJ

Saunders, C.M.

McNee, John

Noir, Nikki

Sneve, Airika

Essigg, Robert

Weber, Matthew

Blood Bound Books

Boinking Bizarro

Slater, Danger

Goodfellow, Cody

Skipp, John

Christian, Autumn

Booth III, Max

Slorp, Whit

Press, Death’s Head

Erotica

Death's Head Press LLC

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