Avoid the messy confrontations that accompany delivering bad news personally and let one of these cute baby animal postcards deliver the devastating message for you.
Are you afraid to tell your girlfriend that her ass looks fat? Do you need to explain to your nephew that dreams don't come true? Why not let a cute, fuzzy bunny do it for you! We understand how hard it is to tell someone that you're sleeping with his wife, so let a photograph of a duckling sleeping on a teddy bear soften the blow. These perforated postcards answer all of your cowardly prayers—you'll finally be able to tell the truth without ever conquering your fear of confrontation. Let these adorable baby animals supply a silver lining to any bad situation and avoid, a long, tearful afternoon explaining why daddy's never coming home.

Grandma's Dead: Breaking Bad News with Baby Animals

Humor & Entertainment

McCall, Amanda

Schwartz, Ben

Humor

William Morrow Paperbacks

Why face the embarrassment of dealing with life’s most awkward questions when adorable baby animals can do it for you? Amanda McCall and Ben Schwartz, the creators of the wickedly lovable Grandma’s Dead, return with Why is Daddy in a Dress?, another invaluable aid to avoiding sticky situations. A book of postcards featuring cuddly kittens, playful puppies, fuzzy ducklings, and hoppity baby bunnies broaching sensitive subjects like “Are you a hooker?” or “Can we stop cuddling?,” Why is Daddy in a Dress is the perfect cure for foot-in-mouth disease.

Why Is Daddy in a Dress?: Asking Awkward Questions with Baby Animals

Puzzles & Games

Finding the bright side of a terrible situation has never been easier, thanks to the adorable baby animal postcards found in Maybe Your Leg Will Grow Back. Amanda McCall and Ben Schwartz, nationally bestselling authors of Grandma’s Dead and Why is Daddy in a Dress?, are back with their third collection of cuteness designed to soften life’s unexpected blows, whether you’re dealing with shark attacks, incurable diseases, or incarcerations in filthy third world prisons. With delicious dark humor in vein of The Bunny Suicides, Maybe Your Leg Will Grow Back even includes a bonus DIY crafts section to help you find the sunny side of any catastrophe.

Maybe Your Leg Will Grow Back!: Looking on the Bright Side with Baby Animals

A hilarious illustrated collection of tips for successfully navigating the dating world as a millennial. For single millennials, this situation is all too familiar: You're on a date. It's going well! Then suddenly your date looks at you like you're a f*cking idiot and you never hear from that person again. Guess you're going to die alone, right? Maybe not! Humble authors Ben Schwartz and Laura Moses have written a book to save the future of the human race: Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot, a collection of 100 dating tips--complete with illustrations--that teaches clueless guys and girls the dos and don'ts of dating. In their book, Ben and Laura cover all the basics, from "Why are you texting in just Emojis, dummy?!" to "Stop playing games, idiot!" and, of course, "PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN, A**HOLE!" Simply put, this book will make you laugh and finally give you a fighting chance at not dying alone.

Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot

Parenting & Relationships

Hachette Books

Need a way to break some unpleasant news? No matter the circumstance, an adorable photo of a baby animal will soften the blow of even the most devastating confession. The Grandma's Dead 2010 Postcard Day-to-Day Calendar, based on the hysterical book by Amanda McCall and Ben Schwartz, says all that needs to be said in 53 hate-to-be-the-one-to-tell-you-this situations using the cuddly cuteness of a puppy in a posy patch or a bunny in a basket. Each ready-to-mail postcard makes dropping a downer a snap and getting blindsided a breeze. Come on, lighten up. They're the sweetest baby animals ever!

Grandma's Dead: 2010 Postcard Day-to-Day Calendar

Andrews McMeel Publishing

Brothers and sisters drawn by their father’s death back home to the family farm, a friend wrestling with the ghastly consequences of his own inattention, a very-ill man’s pilgrimage to the high mountains of California—these spare and deeply western stories crackle with hard-earned grief, love, and, when it matters most, humor. --Daniel Duane, author of Lighting Out and Caught Inside

Everything There Was To Tell

Literature & Fiction

Short Stories & Anthologies

El Leon Literary Arts

<ul><li>Contains Advanced Dungeons &amp; Dragons issues #19-26 and the 1990 Annual #1. Includes the four part "Phases of the Moon," the one issue "Lawyers," and the three-part "Svangers" storylines.</li></ul>

Dungeons & Dragons Classics Volume 3

Comics & Graphic Novels

Kraar, Don

Mishkin, Dan

Grubb, Jeff

Raspler, Dan

Manga

IDW Publishing

Norman Mean, age 30, is drawn back to his hometown to attend his mother’s funeral. Norm left immediately after high school to escape the everyday reminders of a tragedy he considers to have been his fault, and he has no intention of staying. However, his concern for his father’s wellbeing, and a general inertia lead him into an unusual teaching job at his old school. And there’s this girl...
 Marked by razor-sharp dialogue, The Drift of Things is a complex, witty, and sad, with an unforgettable father and son duo at its core. 
 2014 Piscataqua Press Novel Contest Silver Medal Winner
 "Funny, smart, unpredictable, and true, The Drift of Things is that rare book in contemporary fiction, one with both heart and intelligence. Benjamin Schwartz has delivered a cast of characters so real you expect to find them watching TV in the living room. In a beautifully-crafted story about what remains broken and yet healed in all of us, Schwartz has established himself as a writer to watch." -Katherine Towler, author of Snow Island

The Drift of Things

Riverrun Bookstore Inc

Unlicensed: Bootlegging as Creative Practice

Arts & Photography

History & Criticism

Valiz/Source Type

The Way It Went

Literary

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