Avoid the messy confrontations that accompany delivering bad news personally and let one of these cute baby animal postcards deliver the devastating message for you.
Are you afraid to tell your girlfriend that her ass looks fat? Do you need to explain to your nephew that dreams don't come true? Why not let a cute, fuzzy bunny do it for you! We understand how hard it is to tell someone that you're sleeping with his wife, so let a photograph of a duckling sleeping on a teddy bear soften the blow. These perforated postcards answer all of your cowardly prayers—you'll finally be able to tell the truth without ever conquering your fear of confrontation. Let these adorable baby animals supply a silver lining to any bad situation and avoid, a long, tearful afternoon explaining why daddy's never coming home.

Grandma's Dead: Breaking Bad News with Baby Animals

Humor & Entertainment

McCall, Amanda

Schwartz, Ben

Humor

William Morrow Paperbacks

Why face the embarrassment of dealing with life’s most awkward questions when adorable baby animals can do it for you? Amanda McCall and Ben Schwartz, the creators of the wickedly lovable Grandma’s Dead, return with Why is Daddy in a Dress?, another invaluable aid to avoiding sticky situations. A book of postcards featuring cuddly kittens, playful puppies, fuzzy ducklings, and hoppity baby bunnies broaching sensitive subjects like “Are you a hooker?” or “Can we stop cuddling?,” Why is Daddy in a Dress is the perfect cure for foot-in-mouth disease.

Why Is Daddy in a Dress?: Asking Awkward Questions with Baby Animals

Puzzles & Games

Finding the bright side of a terrible situation has never been easier, thanks to the adorable baby animal postcards found in Maybe Your Leg Will Grow Back. Amanda McCall and Ben Schwartz, nationally bestselling authors of Grandma’s Dead and Why is Daddy in a Dress?, are back with their third collection of cuteness designed to soften life’s unexpected blows, whether you’re dealing with shark attacks, incurable diseases, or incarcerations in filthy third world prisons. With delicious dark humor in vein of The Bunny Suicides, Maybe Your Leg Will Grow Back even includes a bonus DIY crafts section to help you find the sunny side of any catastrophe.

Maybe Your Leg Will Grow Back!: Looking on the Bright Side with Baby Animals

Need a way to break some unpleasant news? No matter the circumstance, an adorable photo of a baby animal will soften the blow of even the most devastating confession. The Grandma's Dead 2010 Postcard Day-to-Day Calendar, based on the hysterical book by Amanda McCall and Ben Schwartz, says all that needs to be said in 53 hate-to-be-the-one-to-tell-you-this situations using the cuddly cuteness of a puppy in a posy patch or a bunny in a basket. Each ready-to-mail postcard makes dropping a downer a snap and getting blindsided a breeze. Come on, lighten up. They're the sweetest baby animals ever!

Grandma's Dead: 2010 Postcard Day-to-Day Calendar

Andrews McMeel Publishing

Every night there is a white girl crying herself to sleep somewhere in America, listening to Ludacris and wishing she could be part of that gold-rimmed, Cristal-soaked hip-hop dream. Hope has arrived in the wise counsel given in Hold My Gold: A White Girl's Guide to the Hip-Hop World. From "Da Basix: Vocab, Grammar, and Translation" to "How to Be a Video Ho or "Just look Like One," authors McCall and Rizzo deliver a comprehensive education in hip-hop history, language, accessories, social etiquette, and more. Loaded with spot-on satire and hilarious tongue-in-cheek advice, Hold My Gold is required reading for bling-deficient white girls looking to conquer their hip-hop illiteracy.

Hold My Gold: A White Girl's Guide to the Hip-Hop World

Simon&Schuster