The scourge of sex continues to degrade us, undermining the superior moral fibre of which we are capable. It seems one can't leave the house without falling prey to orgy gangs or pornographic film shoots. Rather than admonishing prurient genital tendencies, we make a sport of celebrating them. There is a mistaken belief that sexuality is a natural part of the human condition. This fallacy has plunged us into damp-crotched darkness.This is the story of a superior man unwilling to bend to the will of society's sex addiction. This is a document detailing the lengths some of us will go to avoid sex, and why sometimes it's not as easy as one assumes.

How to Avoid Sex

Literature & Fiction

Revert, Matthew

Humor & Satire

Copeland Valley Press

Hello, my name is Bruce Miles and my life means nothing to no one. When I was 12, I watched a falcon carry away my father, leaving me to care for my mother while a mysterious illness slowly transformed her into an arm. Events like these tend to ensure a bleak future and, until recently, I was making good on that promise. I was the sort of person you didn't notice. I wasn't worth noticing. Just a talentless nobody destined to die alone and unremembered. Then I was diagnosed with terminal cancer and everything turned around. You see, it turns out I have a gift for illness. My tumours aren't like other tumours. They're special. And now that I'm going to die, my once miserable life may actually be worth living. There's this lady, Fiona. She's what you'd call a sickness enthusiast and she has a plan that'll rocket me to superstardom in the underground world of disease fetishists. With her help, I'm going to chase the elusive perfect tumour that will be both my legacy and the key to being something I've never been... ...interesting.

The Tumours Made Me Interesting

Legume Man Books

What if your mother was a wedge of lemon? Would you still be a mess? The first Lazy Fascist double features two original works, Messes of Men by Michael J Seidlinger and Lemon Heart by Matthew Revert.

Lazy Fascist Double #1: Messes of Men/Lemon Heart

Seidlinger, Michael J.

Literary

Lazy Fascist Press

ROOTED IN PLACE YOU SEE EVERYTHING AND NOTHING Following news of a mysterious condition threatening to take their parents' lives, two brothers are thrust into one another's reluctant company. Within the disquieting absurdity of Kubler Hospital, time loses meaning and reason dissolves. As their wait continues and unattended patients die around them, the brothers are forced to confront the confusing abuse of their past.

Human Trees

Broken River Books

Over the last ten years, Australian artist Matthew Revert has gained a cult fanbase in various artistic fields including graphic design, writing, &amp; music. TRY NOT TO THINK BAD THOUGHTS collects over 150 pieces of absurdist collage, watercolor, and ink, imbued with humor, horror, sex, heart, and surreal love.

Try Not to Think Bad Thoughts

Arts & Photography

Collections, Catalogs & Exhibitions

CLASH Books

¡Anunciado en televisión!* Concursantes de un reality de modificación corporal competitiva, enfermedades de transmisión sexual extremas y coleccionables, rudos detectives privados atrapados dentro de osos de peluche, extrañas gigantas que aparecen en la costa para no se sabe muy bien qué, vendedores de dildos a domicilio con crisis existenciales, alicatadores en miniatura que aparecen cada vez que te masturbas… Todo eso y mucho más es lo que encontraréis entre los relatos que componen este libro. Si creéis que no sois el público objetivo, lo más seguro es que estéis en lo cierto, así que, por favor, coged otro libro. Si, por el contrario, creéis que esto es lo que llevabais toda la vida buscando… ¡Bienvenidos al bizarro! Ofrecemos, por primera vez en español, una antología de relatos de diferentes autores dedicada al género literario que convierte en literatura la sección de culto del videoclub. Pero el bizarro es eso y mucho más. A medio camino entre género literario por derecho propio y movimiento cultural, bebe de todos los géneros –especialmente los fantásticos– para vomitar una pasta colorida, sorprendente y muy, muy adictiva. En este volumen encontraréis una pequeña muestra de todas las formas que puede adoptar. Pero cuidado, que a lo mejor no volvéis a mirar la literatura con los mismos ojos. * No es mentira, es un alt-fact. «El bizarro es a ratos repulsivo, estúpido y grosero. Pero en sus mejores momentos también es cautivador e inteligente y está bien escrito. Y merece la pena leer cualquier género literario capaz de ser bueno y malo al mismo tiempo.» The Guardian «Son hijos bastardos de William Burroughs y del Dr. Seuss, y con su culto literario underground los bizarros toman el relevo de los ciberpunks.» Dazed & Confused Laura Lee Bahr · Garrett Cook · Robert Deveraux · Kevin L. Donihe · Jeremy Robert Johnson · Violet LeVoit · Carlton Mellick III · Matthew Revert · Tamara Romero · Grant Wamack · D. Harlan Wilson Traducción de Hugo Camacho

Bienvenidos al bizarro (Spanish Edition)

Mellick III, Carlton

Bahr, Laura Lee

Johnson, Jeremy Robert

Cook, Garrett

Devereaux, Robert

Wilson, D. Harlan

LeVoit, Violet

Wamack, Grant

Donihe, Kevin L.

Romero, Tamara

Genre Fiction

Orciny Press

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