Wedding videographer Heath Álvarez is looking for something new to reignite his passion for life. Cue elementary school teacher and stand up comedian Paul Brokovich. Fed up with mundanity and the susceptible youth of Parkins’ Elementary, Paul hires Álvarez to document the 24 hours leading up to his most crucial gig to date.

Practice Makes Perfect

Literature & Fiction

Karales, Jayme

Humor & Satire

CLASH Books

A love letter to horror films where poems are the paragraphs. “If Jack Kerouac watched horror films instead of drinking himself to death he still wouldn’t have written this book. But who cares because Jack Kerouac sucked. This book however does not. Christoph Paul has melded two of my favorite things into one hell of a fun read.” -Philip LoPresti author of Haunted Fucking and Wytchcult Rising "Christoph Paul wants literature to be fun and with his horror film poems, he does what he does best; take a giant novelty sledgehammer to pretension and break down the flimsy fake boundaries between junk food and so called literature" - Garrett Cook, author of A God of Hungry Walls "A compilation of nightmares divested straight from the lore of our subconscious; horror fans are treated to vignettes of their favorite horror stories captured in wicked language." -Vincenzo Bilof, author of The Horror Show "Christoph Paul proves his poetic chops time and time again here, by letting us fill in the blanks, disturbing our senses, and pointing out the beauty in the blood. This is a collection that no horror-fan should live without." -Jay Sizemore, author of Father Figures and Confessions of a Porn Addict

Horror Film Poems

Comics & Graphic Novels

Paul, Christoph

Graphic Novels

An eclectic collection of Crime, Horror, Bizarro, Science Fiction, Ninja Action, Noir, Mythos, and Literary Fiction stories, that gives tribute to one of the best Hip-Hop groups of all time. Featuring: Gabino Iglesias: BIG GHETTO BOYS Charles Austin Muir: THE RAEKWONOMICON Joshua Chaplinsky: SUPREME MATHEMATICS: A CIPHER Mame Bougouma Diene: BEATS, BONES, &amp; BRISKET Jeremy Thompson: WU-TANGIBLE J.C. Carter: ABBOT OF THE WHITE LOTUS Loren Kleinman: SUNSHINE Robert Dean: THE WORLD FELL BENEATH THE BROKEN CONCRETE Andy Rausch: THE NIGHT OL’ DIRTY BASTARD CAME TO HOBOKEN Tom Leins: INCARCERATED SCARFACES Laura Lee Bahr: THE ONE WHO SWALLOWS THE SEA David Osborne: PCP &amp; METH &amp; MOLLY &amp; ALCOHOL, &amp; NO SLEEP S.L. Dixon: THE RIGHTEOUS HUNT Aaron Besson: HELLRZA Sergio Hernandez: LINX

This Book Ain't Nuttin to Fuck With: A Wu-Tang Tribute Anthology

Literary

Drop your dreidel and feast your eyes on The Anarchist Kosher Cookbook! Maxwell Bauman’s debut collection of strange Jewish-themed stories will shock and entertain with a modern twist on burning bushes, virgin ghosts, leviathans, Baphomitzvahs, and how to create your own golem to fight off Neo Nazis. These stories transcend the mundane mashugana of life through page turning plots and memorable mensch and schmuck characters. The Anarchist Kosher Cookbook is the perfect Bubbe approved Chanukah gift. PRAISE FOR THE ANARCHIST KOSHER COOKBOOK “Fresh, weird and funny. Bauman’s work is a genuine surprise.” –Garrett Cook, author of A God of Hungry Walls “Ghosts trying to get laid, an “erotic” burning bush, forbidden love between sea monsters and more fill this collection of Torah-influenced bizarro, horror, and pulp fiction. You gotta dig any book that has a recipe for a skinhead-killing Golem.” –Jeff Burk, editor of Deadite Press and author of Shatnerquake “Maxwell Bauman’s writing is wacky and weird. The Anarchist Kosher Cookbook is a strange, surreal, and hilarious ride.” –Danger Slater, author of I Will Rot Without You and DangerRAMA

The Anarchist Kosher Cookbook

Bauman, Maxwell

Poems of the Erotic, the Romantic, the Violent, and the Grotesque. "Wrath James White's poems are red and wet love songs to a pillory, set to the beat of a flogging whip--the kind of sweet nothings Barker's Cenobites would whisper. If You Died Tomorrow I Would Eat Your Corpse is full of blood and sex and viscera. There are no safe words here." --Bracken MacLeod, author of 13 Views of The Suicide Woods &amp; the Bram Stoker Award nominated novel, Stranded "An exquisite collection exploring the lubricious carnality of love, lust, and the nightmarish pleasure of being human." --Jessica McHugh, author of The Train Derails in Boston "Wrath James White conjures up a collection of hardcore horror love poems. They are raw, real, and wrong in all the right ways. This is Gothic Romanticism on steroids. --Christoph Paul, author of Horror Film Poems &amp; At Least I Get You "If Bataille had had an Instagram, if de Sade had met Clive Barker at a bus stop and gone back to his place, if you think art is not about making friends and Love is not about coming home alive, this is a book for you. At the bottom of all that blood, there's a tenderness." --Cooper Wilhelm, author of Dumbheart/Stupidface

If You Died Tomorrow I Would Eat Your Corpse: Poems of the erotic, the romantic, the violent, and the grotesque

White, Wrath James

Genre Fiction

Archetypes are real. Muses are real. Writers are the channels of these spirits &amp; if that sounds like witchcraft that's because it is. These stories gave me chills. Sylvia Plath &amp; Lana Del Rey course through the veins of these dark, sexy, mind-bending, fantastical, romantic, &amp; haunting tales. Authors from different genres came together in their love &amp; passion for these muses. <ol>
<li>The Blacklist: Kathryn Louise</li> <li>Crazy Mary: Patricia Grisafi</li> <li>Pipedreams: Devora Gray</li> <li>And All the World Drops Dead: Max Booth III</li> <li>Without Him (and Him, and Him) There is No Me: Laura Diaz de Arce</li> <li>Going About 99: Christine Stoddard</li> <li>The Lazarus Wife: Tiffany Morris</li> <li>Stag Loop: Brendan Vidito</li> <li>SP World: Lorraine Schein</li> <li>A Ghost of My Own Making: Ashley Inguanta</li> <li>Loose Ends: A Movie: Tiffany Scandal</li> <li>Girls in the Garden of Holy Suffering: Lisa Marie Basile</li> <li>The Gods in the Blood: Gabino Iglesias</li> <li>The Land of Other: Farah Rose Smith</li> <li>Sad Girl: Monique Quintana</li> <li>Corinne: JC Drake</li> <li>Sphinx Tears: Cara DiGirolamo</li> <li>Rituals of Gorgons: Larissa Glasser</li> <li>The Wife: Victoria Dalpe</li> <li>Dayglo Reflection: Manuel Chavarria</li> <li>Catman's Heart: Laura Lee Bahr</li> <li>Panic Bird: Selene MacLeod</li> <li>Because of Their Different Deaths: Stephanie Wytovich</li> </ol>

Tragedy Queens

Short Stories & Anthologies

Poems of the Erotic, the Romantic, the Violent, and the Grotesque.

If You Died Tomorrow I Would Eat Your Corpse

Self-Help

Relationships

"Diene's talent for the primal scene of horror is resplendent with his ability to offer sparse, violent prose that unexpectedly captures the ugliness, disgustingness, brutality of violence that makes us horror readers cringe at scenes by masters like Richard Matheson, Stephen King, or Clive Barker...He moves between dream/vision and reality to tell stories that meditate heavily on the changes wrought in different African nations by the forces of globalization and neoliberalism."-World Literature Today Fistulas There's a village that lies in the shade of a giant tree. Humanitarian Dr. Salio discovers that the children living there need assistance and to be studied, but is there any cure for when tradition and horror are one and the same?The Whores, The Dealer and The Diamond The most beautiful things are found in the darkest of places, just as hope is found in the darkest of moments. Sometimes darkness overcomes them all.Popobawa You can find everything in Zanzibar. It grows on the side of the road, shinning white baobabs, pineapples, nutmeg, and the essence of Chanel N°5. And demons.Black and Gold A mischievous spirit walks the beaches of Dakar at twilight. Sometimes for good, oftentimes not. Sometimes to protect his people, but sometimes protection is its own prison.

Dark Moons Rising on a Starless Night

Diene, Mame Bougouma

"Like Lloyd Kaufman and Sam Raimi's mutant offspring."
-Wil Wheaton
"If Chuck Klosterman raised a child on Jack Kerouac, Star Trek and comic books, that kid would be Jeff Burk. Original stuff that is sure to turn heads for fans of any literary genres."
-MC Lars
"Jeff Burk writes some awesome shit. Just read it."
-Carlton Mellick III
"Jeff Burk watches too much TV." 
-Chester Knebel, head animator for SUPERJAIL Season 1.
"Reminiscent of a modern William Faulkner."
-Lloyd Kaufman, President of Troma Entertainment and creator of The Toxic Avenger

The Very Ineffective Haunted House

Burk, Jeff

Autumn Christian's third novel is a dark journey of self-discovery. An existential labyrinth of love, sex, and self-actualization where the only way out is through.
When high schooler Beverly Sykes finally has sex, her whole life changes. She feels an explosion inside of her that feels like her DNA is being rearranged, and she discovers a strange power within. After chasing that transcendent feeling and fucking her way through the good, the bad, and the dangerous boys and girls that cross her path, Beverly notices that all of her ex-lovers are undergoing drastic changes. She witnesses them transcending their former flawed selves, becoming self-actualized and strong. Beverly gives herself over and over to others, but can she become who she is supposed to be, with the gift and curse that nature gave to her?

Girl Like a Bomb

Science & Math

Christian, Autumn

Behavioral Sciences

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