The Pacific Northwest is known for its near-constant rainy season. But on New Years Day, the sun emerges and one woman, alone with her dog, ventures out to discover that something else has arrived with the new year: vast sinkholes, large enough to swallow entire cities, claim the lives of millions and unearth nightmare creatures that could only mean one thing...the end of humanity.

Unearthed

Literature & Fiction

Ranalli, Gina

Genre Fiction

Bloo Skize Dark

Suicide Girls in the Afterlife

Humor & Satire

Rumors of My Death

What if you killed yourself and discovered that the "Afterlife" might actually suck? Pogue Eldridge is a woman who does just that, and she starts to realize that this Afterlife stuff isn't at all what she expected. First, she's required to stay on a specific floor at the Sterling Hotel until renovations in Hell and Heaven are completed. That's the rules. Second, she can't go up to the nice floors where all the rich people are. More rules. And third, the food isn't that great, and there's nothing to do. Death imitating life? Pogue thinks so, and along with 15-year-old Katina, who died of a drug overdose (another form of suicide), they decide to go exploring, and bring along some of the others they've met. But because of the rules, they can only go down in the hotel elevator. And once they're in Hell, they can't leave unless "Lucy" decides they can. Join Pogue and her companions on a seriously twisted, often funny, and macabre trip through the Afterlife, where a Goth Lucifer suffers from depression, Jesus plays video games and smokes way too much pot, and Hell truly is a crappy place to be. "Ranalli is one of those rare authors who can seamlessly combine horror with the hilariously bizarre, all with a sly little smile and wink. With Ranalli's unique turns of phrase and descriptions, Suicide Girls in the Afterlife pokes fun at life, death, and the absurdity of being human. A strange, entertaining, and thought-provoking read."  --Andi Marquette, author of several novels including Friends in High Places and the award-winning Land of Entrapment

Afterbirth Books

"Two men have the carcass." These words, heard over a crackling telephone line, change writer Karen Lewis's life for the worse. Months earlier, her brother went missing in the small rural town of Fallen Trees, Washington. And now she finds out he willed his half of a bizarre bed and breakfast to her. "Two men have the carcass." Is this ominous phrase enough to draw her into the mystery of Fallen Trees? Is the answer to her brother's disappearance located there? Or is it just a trap, something designed to draw her into a nightmare world and break her sanity? What horror awaits Karen in the House of Fallen Trees?

House of Fallen Trees

Grindhouse Press

"I get it potential reader, you hear it all the time, this writer is special and like no one else, but I gotta say I really can't compare Gina Ranalli to anyone. A brave writer who is not afraid to freak out her readers with high concepts, fully realized characters and important ideals that sometimes challenge and often amuse. Join the cult of Gina." - David Agranoff, author of The Vegan Revolution...with Zombies and Ring of Fire
"Alternatively intense and whimsical, dark and absurd, Ranalli is a Bizarro and horror master. - Garrett Cook, A God of Hungry Walls and Crisis Boy
"When I think about my favorite horror writers, many names come to mind. When I think of authors capable of crafting truly creepy narratives, the list is great. When I talk about bizarro legends, some names come up. When I think of authors who can do all that with inimitable style, a single name is left: Gina Ranalli." - Gabino Iglesias, author of Zero Saints and Coyote Songs
From Wonderland Award-winning author, Gina Ranalli, comes two novellas of terror, monsters, and pure insanity.
Swarm of Flying Eyeballs - a school bus of children on a field trip must survive an unimaginable nightmare, a swarm of vicious flying eyeballs!
Smirk – Man sees woman. Man becomes smitten. Woman smirks. Man abducts woman. Man hates women. Man gets a lot more than he expected...

Swarm of Flying Eyeballs

Deadite Press

Calm down. You're overreacting. Make me a sammich. Don't get so emotional. What, are you on your period or something? Nice tits. You should smile more. Moody bitch. I said I was sorry, didn't I? Feminazi. If a man has said any or all of these things to you, you may be entitled to compensation You may be entitled to it, but you won't get it. What will you get? Microaggressions, harassment, gaslighting, less pay for the same job, little say over your own body and reproductive rights... but wait There's more So much more It never ends. And aren't you goddamn sick of it? Haven't you had e-fucking-nough? Well, good news The moment has come. The hour is nigh. The women of the world are ready to stand up, stand together, and make themselves heard as if with one voice. Ladies, it's time to take out the trash

All Men Are Trash

Madness Heart Press

The world has become tragically over-populated and while the government hasn't completely outlawed procreation, it strongly opposes and discourages it in what it considers to be a perfectly humane way. Ed Means is a man who loves his country. He loves beer and Johnny Cash and his sparkling beloved Ford Trinidad SUV. He is a good American, a good consumer and a good husband in a troubled--and of course--childless marriage. A former boxing champion, known to most as simply Champ, he now works in a hospital, doing a job most people despise him for. He is, like many others of his ilk, employed by the United States government; fully licensed and registered and carrying the badge to prove it. He doesn't relish his job but knows that it needs to be done and knows that he is the best one to do it. He is a Mother Puncher. A fair, firm and uncompromising Mother Puncher. Breeders beware.

Mother Puncher

Science Fiction & Fantasy

Fantasy

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Unearthed

Suicide Girls in the Afterlife

Rumors of My Death

Suicide Girls in the Afterlife

House of Fallen Trees

Swarm of Flying Eyeballs

All Men Are Trash

Mother Puncher