Norbert Sherbert, a wounded Iraq war veteran, and Wilberforce Wendell, a defrocked Catholic priest, set off together from the Adirondack Mountains of New York State to deliver a pink, 1975 Cadillac Eldorado convertible to Monterey, California. Along the way, they will break all Ten Commandments on a mission to provoke God into a conversation. God &amp; California is a one-of-a-kind, modern cross-country adventure that can only be told through the “singularly weird” voice of Chris Millis, who Detroit poet M.L. Liebler calls, “one of America’s most original, hip young writers.”

God & California

Literature & Fiction

Millis, Chris

Humor & Satire

Thirteen Books Publishing

Do you think that you know "The Situation"? Take the quiz and find out.Here's how to get your situation up to the level of the Situation Listen, dawg. You're probably hitting the gym, doing your tanning, and picking up fresh laundry every day. And maybe you've had some success beating up the beat and creeping on chicks in the club. But do you really think your situation is where it needs to be? Be honest with yourself, bro. This book here will take your game to a level thought unattainable, given your physical limitations (because we can't all look like Rambo, pretty much, with our shirt off). We start with GTL-the bedrock of life itself. And then we hit the GTL Remix-the rules for getting your personal grooming did. From there it's my guide to the Jersey Shore, battle plans for the club, a primer on grenades and wingmen, and tips for ridding yourself of all levels of clinger. Then I look at the big picture: how to cook the perfect lasagna, how to find a life partner, and how to deal with being one of the most famous people on the planet-which is guaranteed if you follow my advice. This is the bible for Situation Nation. Read it, live it, and crush it.

Here's the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore

Sorrentino, Mike

Dramas & Plays

Penguin Publishing Group

Winner of the 2000 3-Day Novel-Writing ContestA capricious comedy of errors, Small Apartments resonates with tremulous energy and memorable characters. Franklin is a fully realized and sympathetic protagonist in the vein of Ignatius Reilly (A Confederacy of Dunces), a simple man who yearns for &quote;a land of pastoral serenity&quote; devoid of the irritants of contemporary urban life. An offbeat tale, Small Apartments is accented along the way by murder, strange fingernail collections, and the occasional blast from a treasured alphorn.

Small Apartments

Literary

Anvil Press

Fiction. The underground cult hit that won the Grand Prize of the 23rd Annual International 3-Day Novel Writing Contest is now a major motion picture from Sony Entertainment directed by Grammy Award winner Jonas Akerlund and starring the most refreshingly offbeat cast ever assembled for a dark indie comedy. Often drawing comparisons to comic classics like John Kennedy Toole's A Confederacy of Dunces and Charles Portis's The Dog of the South, SMALL APARTMENTS follows the misadventures of corpulent misanthrope, Franklin Franklin, as he tries to dispose of his dead landlord. Surrounded by quirky neighbours, strange fingernail collections, and the occasional blast from a treasured alphorn, Frankin slowly discovers that our lives are much more than the stories we tell ourselves. In fact, true happiness might just be a state of mind.  "Singularly weird."—John DeFore "Warped, witty, wonderful."—Jarrett Wieselman  "brisk and compact…surprisingly expansive thematic breadth, a thoughtful, silly yet serious study in goofy pathos."—The Globe and Mail  "SMALL APARTMENTS was written in three days and won the 3-Day Novel Contest. People take three years to write something this well thought out. The reason for me to do the movie was the story and the character."—Billy Crystal "Something very unique. Absurd and irreverent. Sometimes we have too much time to think. Just go into the madness and play."—James Marsden

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God & California

Here's the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore

Small Apartments

Small Apartments