WHAT HAS TWO HEADS, TEN EYES, AND TERRIFYING TABLE MANNERS? features more than a dozen never-before-published short stories that combine Horror and Science Fiction elements.**
These original tales, written by some of the best new genre authors, range from the horrifying to the humorous, the thought-provoking to the thought-twisting. All are devilishly entertaining.
Read about... A microwave leading to another dimension! An angry little girl harboring a hungry evil! A spaceship with mythical beast stowaways! A woman who gives up sleep, and her sanity! An aging starlet who makes the ultimate flesh sacrifice! And much more!
If you enjoy movies like ALIEN, THE THING, EVENT HORIZON, INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS, and PHANTASM, you'll love WHAT HAS TWO HEADS, TEN EYES, AND TERRIFYING TABLE MANNERS?!
**Print Edition contains two bonus stories, written by Sawney Hatton and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, not appearing in digital edition!

What Has Two Heads, Ten Eyes, and Terrifying Table Manners?: An Anthology of Science Fiction Horror

Literature & Fiction

Starkey, Paul

Hatton, Sawney

McCormick, James Austin

Edmunds, Catherine

Kleaton, Thomas

KC Grifant

Collia, Frank

Lamb, Lisamarie

Purcell, Evan

Billings, Steve

Hale, Daniel

Shaarawi, Lizz-Ayn

Pienaar, Ben

Liberato, Vince

Hurd, Ashley Norris

Doyle, Sir Arthur Conan

Genre Fiction

Dark Park Publishing

Reviewers are raving about DEAD SIZE: "This book was amazing!" "A thrilling and entertaining read" "What a refreshing blend of twisted fairy tale, surrealism, and wit" "The Second Coming of Christopher Moore" "You will have so much fun reading this" This is no fairy tale. Gulliver Huggens has issues-- He watched his family perish in a tragic car accident as a child. He doesn't know how to win the heart of the girl at the coffee shop. And he shares his home with a clan of mischievous tiny people. Yet these all turn out to be the least of his troubles. A secret race of Giants dwelling in the neighboring mountains wants Gulliver to exterminate all the Little People... or else. When folks in his hometown begin brutally dying, Gulliver must make a hard choice. But choices have consequences. And consequences, he'll learn, come in all terrible sizes. With larger-than-life characters, edge-of-your-seat suspense, and a bit of quirky kinkiness, DEAD SIZE is a comical psychological fantasy mystery thriller for fans of Christopher Moore, Chuck Palahniuk, and Terry Gilliam.

Dead Size

Humor & Entertainment

Humor

Meet Verona Cassidy. Dysfunctional. Delusional. Disturbed. When the 15-year-old misfit sees the strikingly handsome garbageman outside her bedroom window, it's love at first sight. But love doesn't always look back the same way. That won't stop Verona from winning his heart... at any cost. Sometimes people get used. Sometimes people get hurt. Sometimes people die. Presented by acclaimed author Sawney Hatton (DEAD SIZE), UGLYVILLE is the story of dark deeds and pathological passion, about how far this fille fatale will go to have her Hollywood ending.

Uglyville: The Diary of Verona Cassidy

Dirty Spirits

“Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.”—Mark TwainFrom Sawney Hatton, the devilishly inventive mind who brought you the acclaimed Dark Comedy novel DEAD SIZE and the YA Noir novella UGLYVILLE, comes this twisted collection of 13 Dark Fiction tales featuring a magical finger, a cannibalistic memorial, an extreme piercing parlor, a Space Age monastery, a budding serial killer, and much more.Presenting three new, never-before-published stories, as well as re-mastered versions of earlier works, this collection is sure to disturb and delight readers who like to play in the dark. Stories:The Good TouchCutting RemarksThe Boy Who Cried Alien*PetIn Memoriam the OstrichThe Mortality MachineWhite SpaceThe Lord Is My Rocket*The BeholderMr. Gregori*FYVPThe Dark at the Deep EndSuitable for Framing*First time published

Everyone Is a Moon: Strange Stories

Murder in Montague Falls: Noir-Inspired Novellas by Russ Colchamiro, Sawney Hatton & Patrick Thomas

Mystery, Thriller & Suspense

Colchamiro, Russ

Thomas, Patrick

Thrillers & Suspense

Crazy 8 Press

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