In the spirit of  Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure meets The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy ...Traversing Europe, New Zealand, and the backbone of Eternity, Finders Keepers is a raunchy, sci-fi backpacking comedy that not only tackles friendship, sex, commitment, and desire, but also God, reincarnation--and what really happened to the dinosaurs!On a backpacking trip through Europe, Jason Medley and Theo Barnes stumble through hash bars and hangovers; religious zealots and stalkers; food poisoning and thunderstorms; cute girls; overnight trains; fever-pitch hallucinations--and the spectre of adult responsibility!But when a jar containing the Universe's DNA falls from Eternity, these new friends find their loyalties put to the test . . . unaware that a motley crew from another realm is chasing them across the globe, with the fate of the Milky Way hanging in the balance.For fans of Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, Christopher Moore, Tom Robins, Third Rock from the Sun, Groundhog Day, Hot Tub Time Machine, and Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. Finders Keepers is the first book in author Russ Cochamiro's scifi comedy trilogy. 

Finders Keepers: A Tale of Cosmic Lunacy

Literature & Fiction

Colchamiro, Russ

Humor & Satire

Crazy 8 Press

Best pals Jason Medley and Theo Barnes barely survived a backpacking trip through Europe and New Zealand that -- thanks to a jar of Cosmic Building Material they found -- almost wiped out the galaxy. But just as they embrace a future without any more cosmic lunacy: The Earth has started fluxing in and out of Existence; Theo's twin girls are teleporting; and Jason can't tell which version of his life is real.All because of Milo, the Universe's ultimate gremlin. Joined by the mysterious Jamie -- a down-and-out hotel clerk from Eternity -- Jason and Theo reunite on a frantic, cross-country chase across America, praying they can retrieve that radioactive jar, circumvent Milo, and save the Earth from irrevocable disaster.In author Russ Colchamiro's uproarious sequel to FINDERS KEEPERS, he finally confirms what we've long suspected ... that there's just no de Milo quite like a GENIUS DE MILO.

Genius de Milo (Finders Keepers)

Humor & Entertainment

Humor

BUYERS WELCOME! NOTE: PLEASE SELECT NEW VERSION FROM CRAZY 8 PRESS!amzn.to/155tRWt3 FINGER PRINTS VERSION NO LONGER IN PRINT.Caught in the netherworld between college and a career, novice backpacker Jason Medley and adventuresome Theo Barnes stumble through this novel filled with European hash bars and hangovers, religious zealots and stalkers, saucy girls and overnight trains--all under the looming specter of adult responsibility. But when a jar of the universe's DNA accidentally drops to Earth from eternity, these new friends find their loyalties put to the test, unaware that a motley crew from another realm is feverishly chasing them across the globe with the fate of the Milky Way hanging in the balance. Traversing Europe, New Zealand, and the backbone of eternity, this hilarious buddy story not only tackles friendship, sex, love, and desire, but also God, reincarnation, and what really happened to the dinosaurs.

Finders Keepers

Science Fiction & Fantasy

Science Fiction

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Astropalooza (Finders Keepers)

"15 high-energy and sentimental stories of love, fatal crimes of passion, and paranormal troublemaking. An entertaining mix of styles for fans of cross-genre SF/F." - Publishers Weekly Love science fiction stories that all include elements of Love, Murder & Mayhem? Then welcome to the latest anthology from Crazy 8 Press! This amazing collection from 15 all-star authors will delight you with superhero and supervillain stories. AI, off-world, and space cruiser stories. We've also got private eyes, sleep surrogates, time travel, an aliens/monsters mash-up and ... one DuckBob! With tales ranging from wild and wacky, dark and gritty, to heartbreaking and fun, take the deadly leap with authors Meriah Crawford, Paige Daniels, Peter David, Mary Fan, Michael Jan Friedman, Robert Greenberger, Glenn Hauman Paul Kupperberg, Karissa Laurel, Kelly Meding, Aaron Rosenberg, Hildy Silverman, Lois Spangler, Patrick Thomas, and editor Russ Colchamiro. You'll never look at Love, Murder & Mayhem the same way again ... and that's just the way we like it.

Love, Murder & Mayhem: Cosmic Tales of the Heart Gone Deadly Wrong

Kupperberg, Paul

Daniels, Paige

Friedman, Michael Jan

Greenberger, Robert

Fan, Mary

Hauman, Glenn

Crawford, Meriah

Laurel, Karissa

DAVID,Peter

Fantasy

In the spirit of The Good Place, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, author Russ Colchamiro has gone back to the future to deliver his wildest, funniest novel yet-the updated Sci-Fi/Fantasy tale Finders Keepers: The Definitive Edition. When a jar containing the Universe's DNA falls from Eternity, bumbling backpackers Jason and Theo find their loyalties-and sanity -put to the test. Unaware that a motley crew from another realm is chasing them across the globe to retrieve that radioactive vessel, these intrepid new friends are forced to contend with passion, responsibility, and their own mortality-and the fate of the Solar System, which hangs in the balance.Traversing Europe, New Zealand, and the backbone of Eternity, Finders Keepers: The Definitive Edition ultimately asks one simple question: Is the life you're living the life you actually want . . . or does the Universe have more to offer than you can possibly imagine?

Finders Keepers: The Definitive Edition

For fans of Doctor Who, Blade Runner and Philip Marlowe...Angela Hardwicke isn't just any private eye. She's a PI from Eternity, the cosmic realm responsible for the design, creation, and maintenance of the Universe.When accountant Gil Haberseau hires her to find an intern with stolen corporate files, Hardwicke soon finds herself embroiled in a deadly case of lies, intrigue, and murder, clashing with vengeful gangsters, MinderNot rallies, and a madman who's come a long way to get what he wants.In Russ Colchamiro's thrilling Sci-Fi mystery Crackle and Fire, Angela Hardwicke learns once and for all that when it comes to being an intergalactic private eye, there's no telling what threats she may face on-realm and off... including the demons that lurk deep within her soul.Bonus story included! The AI-themed Angela Hardwicke murder mystery, "The Case of Jarlo's Buried Treasure"

Crackle and Fire: An Angela Hardwicke Mystery (The Angela Hardwicke Mysteries)

Mystery, Thriller & Suspense

Mystery

Murder in Montague Falls: Noir-Inspired Novellas by Russ Colchamiro, Sawney Hatton & Patrick Thomas

Thomas, Patrick

Hatton, Sawney

Thrillers & Suspense

Venture into realms of sci-fi marvelsCome explore a world of teen makers and innovators. From interstellar escapades to near-future locales, this volume of sci-fi stories has something for everyone. Girls who use their mechanical acumen to save interstellar colonies and design super-powered armor. Young women who apply their knacks for numbers to finding criminals and solving environmental problems. Ladies who use brainpower and intellectual skills to defeat zombies, space pirates, evil aliens, and more. All revenues from sales of this anthology will be donated to Society of Women Engineers scholarship fund. Let's show girls they can be STEM superstars too.Stories by:Elisha Betts, Bryna Butler, Russ Colchamiro, Paige Daniels, Keith R.A. DeCandido, Lizz Donnelly, Mary Fan, JF Garrard, Nicole Iversen, A.A. Jankiewicz, Nancy Johnston, Kris Katzen, Amy Lewanski, Phil Margolies, Tash McAdam, Jelani Akin Parham, Josh Pritchett, Mackenzie Reide, Aaron Rosenberg, Jennifer Lee Rossman , J.R. Rustrian, Joanna Schnurman, Holly Schofield, Lisa Toohey, J.K. Ullrich, and Victoria Zelvin.Featuring illustrations by Elisha Betts, Tom Daly, Sean "MunkyWrench" Eddingfield, Ben Falco, Kathy Ferrell, Fauzy Zulvikar Firmansyah, Abby Massengale, RM Nielsen, Julia Patterson, Ann Piesen, Harley Scroggins, Emily Smith, Ronald Suh, and Kay Wrenn.

Brave New Girls: Adventures of Gals and Gizmos

Children's Books

Betts, Elisha

Butler, Bryna

DeCandido, Keith R.A.

Donnelly, Lizz

Garrard, JF

Iversen, Nicole

Jankiewicz, A.A.

Independently published

Phenomenons: Season of Darkness

Rosenberg, Aaron

Bick, Ilsa J.

Silverman, Hildy

Burstein, Michael A.

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