Is your eyesight failing, are you not very good at driving yourself, or are you simply blind drunk? These are just a few of the reasons why it would make perfect sense to teach your dog to be your new chauffeur.Here, for the first time, is a complete guide: how to get your dog acquainted with the controls, which breeds are the safest drivers, frequently asked questions; and how to get your dog successfully through their tests.Never again need you wait for a taxi, or make that long highway drive unassisted. If you are a dog owner and a car owner, then How to Teach Your Dog to Drive will be the most useful book you buy this year, or even this decade . . .

HOW TO TEACH YOUR DOG TO DRIVE

Humor & Entertainment

Haskins, Mike

Humor

Griffin

How to Teach your Dog to Drive

Constable

DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE? Better yet, do you want to be the person who keeps friends, family and coworkers laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of THOUSANDS OF JOKES and alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from ACCOUNTANTS TO ZEBRAS, this book offers you a massive collection of over-the-top jokes that will have everyone LAUGHING OUT LOUD. •Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year! •A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.” •Where do you get virgin wool from? An ugly sheep! •What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? ”Oh look! Donut seeds! •The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders and labeling machines—it’s believed to have been the work of organized crime.

Man Walks into a Bar: Over 6,000 of the Most Hilarious Jokes, Funniest Insults and Gut-Busting One-Liners

Arnott, Stephen

Ulysses Press

Man Walks into a Bar: Over 5,000 of the Most Hilarious Jokes, Funniest Insults and Gut-Busting One-Liners

This superb collection of 500 of the best jokes, one-liners, and puns is filled with nothing but classic rib-ticklers and great gags, all of which have stood the test of time. There are puns, jokes, top tens, and all kinds of jokes on all sorts of subjects.

Old Ones are the Best Joke Book: Over 500 of the Funniest Jokes, One-Liners and Puns

Carlton Books

Class has begun! It's a new term and you can't wait for it to end. If only the holidays were longer... or school didn't exist. To get through it, you're going to need survival skills: Essential items: Headache pills, tranquillisers, stress ball, flare gun... Do power dress to show you're not to be messed with. Don't wear a Darth Vader costume. This mischievous little book will help see you through your years as a teacher with tongue-in-cheek advice and cheeky illustrations.

How to Survive Being a Teacher: Tongue-In-Cheek Advice and Cheeky Illustrations about Being a Teacher

Whichelow, Clive

Summersdale

You won’t find a more loyal and loveable friend than you will in your dog. But if you’re going to cope with its boundless energy, its insatiable appetite and its total disregard for social niceties, you’re going to need survival skills: Think positively! You will get more exercise than ever before (whether you like it or not). Reassure yourself! The "mad puppy" behavior should wear off after 15 years or so. This mischievous little book will help guide you through your role as a dog owner with tongue-in-cheek advice and cheeky illustrations.

How to Survive Being a Dog Owner

How to Survive Divorce: Tongue-in-Cheek Advice and Cheeky Illustrations about Separating From Your Partner

Crafts, Hobbies & Home

Crafts & Hobbies

Summersdale Publishers

You Know You're 50 When.: The Quiz of Your Lifetime

Puzzles & Games

Octopus Publishing Group

How to Survive Old Age: Tongue-In-Cheek Advice and Cheeky Illustrations about Getting Older

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