Get revenge on all your annoying coworkers with this guide to 101 awesome office pranks
Are your eyes beginning to glaze over from the fluorescent lights in your tiny cubicle? Have you had one too many burnt cups of coffee? Does the guy in the cube next to you insist on pencil-drumming while cranking "Hells Bells" and five-finger discounting your paper clips? If your answer to any of these questions is yes, then you're in need of some Cubicle Warfare.
With Cubicle Warfare, you'll never be bored at the office again. Make your coworkers jump, squeal, and run for cover with hilarious pranks such as the Paper Clip Chain, Bottomless Box, and the Sticky Note Office, as well as the more advanced Freezer Bomb, Chair Chaos, and Textless Keyboard. Even if you're not a prankster yourself, you can still use this riotous guide to recognize the warning signs and defend your desk from conniving coworkers. Bad days at the office will be a thing of the past.

CUBICLE WARFARE

Humor & Entertainment

AUSTIN, John

Humor

Perennial

BAD BEHAVIOR 101 Forget about Punk’d. Or any of those other stupid hidden camera shows. Executing the perfect prank is an art that demands deft craftsmanship and sly cunning. Whether you’re talking about a good-natured practical joke between roommates or an elaborate hit against a nosy neighbor, nothing sends a message with satisfying elegance like a well-designed prank. But how can you, just some regular schmo, become an ultimate prankster? Welcome to Prank University! Here are 100 essential pranks—from classics such as Doorbell Drench and Silly-String Sleep to more modern operations like Quick Leg Shave, Wasabi Paste, and Plastic Forking (you’ll have to look inside for that one, but trust us, it’s good). Step-by-step instructions and ingenious diagrams make these diabolical schemes all too easy. An icon system denotes prank difficulty as well as the number of accomplices needed, costs involved (if any), and whether to film the event for posterity. Just remember to use this information judiciously . . . you never know when some young jokester (also armed with this book) might be coming after you. With Prank University, jackass class is in session!

Prank University: The Ultimate Guide to College's Greatest Tradition

Reference

Three Rivers Press

Bad Behavior 101 Deck: Flashcards for Mastering College's Greatest Tradition

Potter Style

Jackass class is now in session! Start a correspondence course in bad behavior with an assortment of postcards featuring classic and cutting-edge pranks. Each card offers a graphic depiction of the prank on the front and brief instructions on the back. Send these to all your friends and play your part in upholding one of college's finest traditions.32 postcards, 2 each of 16 pranks

Bad Behavior 101 Postcards

The Province of Jurisprudence Determined: Being the First Part of a Series of Lectures on Jurisprudence, Or, the Philosophy of Positive Law; Volume 3

The Province of Jurisprudence Determined: Being the First Part of a Series of Lectures On Jurisprudence, Or, the Philosophy of Positive Law; Volume 3

Franklin Classics

The Province of Jurisprudence Determined

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Book by Mill, John Stuart, Bentham, Jeremy, Austin, John

Utilitarianism, On Liberty, Essay on Bentham: Together with Selected Writings of Jeremy Bentham and John Austin

Politics & Social Sciences

Mill, John-Stuart

Bentham, Jeremy

Philosophy

Plume

The Oxford Philosophical Texts series consists of authoritative teaching editions of canonical texts in the history of philosophy from the ancient world down to modern times. Each volume provides a clear, well laid out text together with a comprehensive introduction by a leading specialist, providing the student with detailed critical guidance on the intellectual context of the work and the structure and philosophical importance of the main arguments. Endnotes are supplied which provide further commentary on the arguments and explain unfamiliar references and terminology, and a full bibliography and index are also included. The series aims to build up a definitive corpus of key texts in the Western philosophical tradition, which will form a reliable and enduring resource for students and teachers alike. John Stuart Mill's Utilitarianism is one of the most important, controversial, and suggestive works of moral philosophy ever written. Mill defends the view that all human action should produce the greatest happiness overall, and that happiness itself is to be understood as consisting in higher and lower pleasures. This volume uses the 1871 edition of the text, the last to be published in Mill's lifetime. The text is preceded by a comprehensive introduction assessing Mill's philosophy and the alternatives to utilitarianism, and discussing some of the specific issues Mill raises in Utilitarianism. This volume also includes an analysis of the text, substantial endnotes, suggestions for further reading, and a full bibliography.

Utilitarianism, On Liberty, Essay on Bentham: Together with Selected writings of Jeremy Bentham and John Austin

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