Hours of laughter for dog lovers. 
 Laugh-out-loud humor from Dave Barry • Ellen DeGeneres • Jerry Seinfeld • The New Yorker • The Onion • Paula Poundstone • Steven Wright • Jay Leno • David Letterman • George Carlin • Rita Rudner • Bill Maher • Wanda Sykes • Erma Bombeck • Jeff Foxworthy — and many more. Plus hilarious tweets from folks like you. 
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Ellen DeGeneres tells you about her dogs’ intelligence — "I’m smarter than my dogs. Well, smarter than one of my dogs." 
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Dave Barry advises you on the best dog food for your dog — for starters, be sure you get “brown dog food." 
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Jerry Seinfeld observes: "On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags. This, to me, is the lowest activity in human life. Following a dog with a little scooper.” 
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The Onion advises on “Choosing the Right Dog for You” — "First, decide which type of dog hair you want to stick to everything you own for the rest of your life.” 
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The Onion also offers tips for training your dog — including, "Start with simple commands like 'sit' before working your way up to the more complicated ones like 'fill the gaping void in my life.'" 
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The New Yorker talks about “Things I Want to Ask My Dog” — such as, "That time I came home and the garbage was all over the kitchen floor, and you acted like you couldn’t remember how it happened because you 'live in the moment,' did you actually remember? Be honest.” 
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Humorist Jack Handey advises: "Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you’re coming home his face might burn up.” 
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And several hundred pages more. 
Check out the companion book, "FUR &amp; PURR — The Funniest Things People Have Said about CATS."

Fur & Grrr: The Funniest Things People Have Said About DOGS (Quippery - The Funniest Things People Have Said)

Humor & Entertainment

Pearson, Craig and Erich

Humor

Quippery LLC

Hours of all-star laughter for cat lovers. Beautifully illustrated, with laugh-out-loud humor from Ellen DeGeneres • Dave Barry • The New Yorker • The Onion • Steve Martin • Drew Barrymore • Paula Poundstone • Steven Wright • George Carlin • Sarah Silverman • Rita Rudner • Rodney Dangerfield — and many more. Plus hilarious tweets from everyday folks.
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Drew Barrymore tells you about her greatest wish — "If I die before my cat, I want a few of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside him.”</li>
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Dave Barry tells you what your cat really thinks about you — "They’re always watching you with that smartass cat expression and thinking, 'God, what a cementhead.’”</li>
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Ellen DeGeneres asks: “Have you ever had a cat in heat? They just change on you. Once she was my kitten, my adorable little pet. Then, she’s a hooker.”</li>
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The Onion describes “The Common Benefits of Cat Ownership” — "Cats are adept at defending your home from mouse-sized robbers.”</li>
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Comedian Paula Poundstone tells you that "The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.”</li>
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An ordinary citizen tweets about her deteriorating relationship with her cat: “My cat and I pass each other in the hall without even making eye contact. I think we both know we’re just living a lie now.”</li>
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Writer Bud Herron offers practical tips on how to bath your cat — like, "Know that a cat has claws and will not hesitate to remove all the skin from your body.”</li>
</ul>And several hundred pages more. Be sure to check out the companion book "FUR &amp; GRRR — The Funniest Things People Have Said about DOGS"

Fur & Purr: The Funniest Things People Have Said about CATS (Quippery - The Funniest Things People Have Said)

Hours of laughter for gardeners (and anyone who likes to laugh).\nDig in and discover a shedload of hilarious gardening tweets, blog posts, memes, cartoons from award-winning cartoonist Mark Parisi, one-liners, verse, witty definitions, bushels of photographs, and more.\nHere is your garden center of laughter about all things gardening-related — from compost to cutworms . . . sheds to shovels . . . bee stings to back pain . . . dibbers to dandelions . . . sunburn to slugs . . . seed packets to squirrels . . . lawn mowers to leaf blowers.\nEnjoy bales of laughter in this romp through the world of gardening.\nAnd please check out our other Quippery books: 
• Fur & Purr — The Funniest Things People Have Said About CATS 
• Fur & Grrr — The Funniest Things People Have Said About DOGS

Seeds & Weeds: The Funniest Things People Have Said about GARDENING (Quippery - The Funniest Things People Have Said)

Pearson, Craig

Pearson, Erich

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Fur & Grrr: The Funniest Things People Have Said About DOGS (Quippery - The Funniest Things People Have Said)

Fur & Purr: The Funniest Things People Have Said about CATS (Quippery - The Funniest Things People Have Said)

Seeds & Weeds: The Funniest Things People Have Said about GARDENING (Quippery - The Funniest Things People Have Said)