From the popular, hysterical and award-winning blogger Jen of People I Want to Punch in the Throat.com comes her literary debut. This book is the next destined-to-be holiday classic! 
 This is Jen's latest collection of humorous rants dissecting the “most wonderful time” of the year. She unleashes her biting wit and hilarious opinions on everything from cookie exchanges to annual humble brag Christmas letters from over achieving moms to horrifying Christmases of her childhood. 
 In this book you'll find such topics as: 
 The White Trash Dollhouse 
 Like a Neon Virgin in Guess Jeans and Swatch Watches 
 A Very Special Christmas: Hoarders Style 
 and, of course, the viral sensation: Over Achieving Elf on the Shelf Mommies 
 Reading "Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat" will fill you with nostalgia -- in the same way you are filled with nostalgia when you see pictures of yourself wearing a Thriller t-shirt, red-suspenders and sporting a mullet in your 6th grade yearbook. Cringe-worthy because you remember the moment so well, hilarious because you are so glad someone else had the same experience!" -Robin O'Bryant, author of Ketchup is a Vegetable &amp; Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves 
 “Jen's passionate and provocative writing packs a wallop. Her rants are hot-tempered, hilarious and full of heartfelt honesty (although she denies having a heart). Jen is fearless, unapologetic and authentic. People who don't read her stuff should be punched in the throat.” -Nikki Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink and Swear: How to Love the Little Bastards in Your Life 
 “Please read my mom's book, because it will make her feel pretty.” - Gomer, 7 
 “OMG, Mom, this book is so embarrassing for you.” - Adolpha, 5 
 About the Author: 
 Jen is the author of the popular blog www.peopleiwanttopunchinthethroat.com. name pretty much says it all. It's not “Rainbows &amp; Unicorns,” people. She's been accused of saying what everyone else is thinking and dropping the f-bomb liberally.

Spending The Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat

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Teachers rock! Teachers have an impossibly hard job. We expect them to do everything! Educate our kids, tie their shoes, facilitate their arguments, grade their papers, sharpen their pencils, and more! 
And when a teacher isn't doing all these things, they're usually taking continuing education, coming up with lesson plans, figuring out new technology, answering student and parent emails, and buying supplies for the classroom. All without anyone really noticing.
That's why we wanted to write a book that celebrates the teachers who made an impact on us. This book is a thank you to the teachers who made a difference in our lives and in our children's lives. 
This book includes stories from 39 different writers and includes stories like:
How Moving to Kansas, a Couple of Off-Duty Teachers, and Lucy van Pelt Helped Me Find My Super Power
You Teach What?!?!
Being a Teacher Doesn't Make Me a Better Mother (But Being a Mother Makes Me a Better Teacher)
Homeschool Dropout: A Self-Preservation Story
Sarcasm, Fart Jokes, and Other Reasons Why I'd Never Make It as a Middle School Teacher
Dear Rachel: Letter to a First Year Teacher

Will Work for Apples

Humor & Entertainment

Miner, Julianna

Mann, Jen

Bongiorno, Kim

Turner, AK

Fedden, Victoria

Breen, Galit

Mallory, Ava

DeLuca, Darlene

Bozza, Amy

Humor

I Just Want to Hang Out With You (I Just Want to Pee Alone)

Williams, Ellen

Fleet, Suzanne

Malloy, Ava

Rosas, Alexandra

Beckford, Keesha

Grant, April

Have you ever returned from a vacation and felt like you needed a vacation from your vacation? That's how New York Times bestselling author Jen Mann always feels. Packing a suitcase, putting on pants, and leaving the house already sounds like a lot of work, but then you have to deal with the punch list: Delayed flights.Center seats.People who think bare feet on an airplane is a good idea.Kids who don't use headphones.Dicey hotel rooms.Crappy wifi.Food poisoning.Plus the constant reminder that you've paid a fortune for this experience.This is the fourth book in Jen Mann's New York Times bestselling People I Want to Punch in the Throat series and it will not disappoint!You'll want to pack a copy of this book in your carry-on so you can prop it over your face while you're napping--perfect for keeping the talkers at bay. You'll want to read it out loud on your next road trip--great for drowning out all the fighting in the backseat. And you'll want to have it handy when there's a three-hour wait at the amusement park--excellent for keeping your mind off how much you paid to stand in the heat for a rollercoaster just to make some f*cking memories.

Traveling with People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Barefoot Passengers, Armrest Hoggers, and Other Traveling Troublemakers

If you've ever toiled away in a cubicle or sat through the third meeting your boss scheduled to plan another meeting, then you can relate to this book. This is the third book in Jen Mann's New York Times best-selling People I Want to Punch in the Throatseries and it will not disappoint!This is the book you'll want to accidentally on purpose leave on the desk of that blowhard in marketing. This is the book you'll just happen to drop next the microwave in the break room hoping that Jan in accounting reads it before she reheats last night's smelly leftovers for lunch. This is the book you'll mail anonymously to your micromanaging boss with certain passages highlighted.The Punch List:Company-wide happy hours. I barely want to work with you. I definitely don't want to have a beer with you.The Ivy Leaguers. You do know every sentence doesn't have to start with, “When I was at Princeton…”?The martyrs. You get sick days—use one. Stop dragging your sniffling, snorting, coughing, sneezing ass to work and infecting the rest of us. You're not that important.Advance Praise for Working with People I Want to Punch in the Throat:“I’m grateful to all of the people Jen Mann writes about in this book—the condescending managers, undermining editors, the plastic surgeon who helpfully offered free operations during a job interview, and the boss who fired her with a Post-It Note—because they made her into the rage-filled writer we all know and love.” - Jancee Dunn, author of How Not to Hate Your Husband After Kids“I connected with Jen Mann’s book more deeply than I’m comfortable with. It was brilliant and gross and hilarious and heartwarming and then hilarious again. I literally couldn’t put it down. For what it’s worth, the only book before this one that I read in one sitting without a break was Dances with Wolves. Don’t judge me.” - James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn), author of Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent’s Guide to the Zombie ApocalypseIf you have ever worked with someone who wanted to punch in the throat, this is the book for you.

Working with People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Cantankerous Clients, Micromanaging Minions, and Other Supercilious Scourges (People I Want to Punch in the Throat series)

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