One of the funniest joke books on the market today An overnight bestselling book in the sports - humor category, "Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book" features gut-busting jokes, like"John Daly walks into a clubhouse bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar: FREE BEER FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST So John asks the bartender what the test is.The bartender says, 'Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her.'John says, 'Well, I've done some outrageous things in my life, but as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then it gets crazier from there.'Well, as time goes on John drinks a few, he asks, 'Wherez zat teeqeelah?' He grabs the gallon of pepper tequila with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears are now streaming down his face.Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, and then silence. John staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body.'Now' he says, 'Where's that woman with the sore tooth?'"Each joke is preceded by a golf quote, "These greens are so fast, I hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow." -Sam Snead on the Greens at AugustaOr, warm-hearted quotes like, "There's a perfect shot out there tryin' to find each and every one of us.... All we got to do is get ourselves out of its way, to let it choose us.... Can't see that flag as some dragon you got to slay.... You got to look with soft eyes.... See the place where the tides and the seasons and the turnin' of the Earthy, all come together...where everything that is, becomes one.... You got to seek that place with your soul." -Legend of Bagger VanceGet this book and keep it in your bag Happy Golfing From the Team at Golfwellwww.TeamGolfwell.com

Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book: A Treasury Hilarious Jokes On The Course, Clubhouse Bar, Or Tee Box Or Basically Anywhere. (Volume One)

Humor & Entertainment

The Team, At Golfwell Net

Humor

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The most major changes in 30 years to the Rules of Golf went into effect on January 1, 2019. This Guide to the Rules of Golf gives you a clear and quick overview of the Rules of Golf and the recent changes which most commonly come into play when you need a fast answer. This book covers stroke and match play and is divided into 7 sections: Before Starting Play, Tee Area, General Area (Fairway & Rough, etc.), Relief in the General Area, Penalty Areas, Bunkers, and Greens. Some rules are repeated in several of the 7 sections for easy reference. The next several pages, "QUICK RULES SUMMARY" will answer most rule questions in seconds with more information shown in the page reference. You don't have to remember all the rules if you keep this guide handy or on your phone for fast answers to rule questions. Happy golfing! Sincerely, Team Golfwell

Fast Guide to the Rules of Golf: A Handy Fast Guide to Golf Rules 2019

Sports & Outdoors

Golfwell, Team

Golf

The USGA and R & A adopted the most major changes to the Rules of Golf in more than 30 years all which came into effect January 1, 2019. This booklet gives a clear description of these new rules along with a two-page Summary which will answer most new rule questions in seconds which helps avoid new rule issues for golfers.

Golf's New Rules: A Handy Fast Reference Effective 2019

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Love golf? Funny, thought-provoking, hilarious comments, quotations, and golf stories from PGA Tour players, bestselling writers, politicians, well-known businessmen, and people from all walks of life are in this book - sorry, no cartoons in this book - just fun and interesting sayings and stories about golf. An amusing creative collection of observations of the game of golf showing golf is very similar to life itself with all its unexpected victories, miracle shots or disastrous results from perfect shots - like Heaven and Hell in one. A wonderful and lifetime reference book for speeches and gatherings. Bobby Jones said, "Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots - but you have to play the ball where it lies." Most of us at some point or another have walked off the 18th green swearing to give up the game after an embarrassing disastrous round only to say, "Okay" when asked to play next week. Here's just one excerpt: "A wife is interested in taking up golf and visits a large retail golf store with her husband to pick out a set of golf clubs. She is amazed at the vast selection on display. "Dear, look at all this equipment! How am I supposed to pick out the right set of clubs?" "Finding the right set of clubs is like finding a great wife," replied the husband. "What! Are you comparing me to a set of golf clubs?" "I mean you know right away when you found the right one," replied the husband. "Nice recovery," she said. "Thanks." - Rick Newell Get this book and enjoy and share the observations of many famous people wherever golfers gather especially on the 19th hole. Tags: sports quotes, sports quotations, golf presentations, golf one-liners, golf stories, golf anecdotes, sports book, sports gift, golf funny gifts, golf humor, golf accessories, golf quotes, golf club book, golf books, golf books for men, golf books for women, golf gifts for men, golf gifts for women, PGA tour, funny golf quotes, funny golf stories

Golf: It's Like Life Itself. Amusing Golf Quotes & Stories

Jokes for Very Funny Kids (Ages 3 to 7): Funny Jokes, Riddles and More

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Una gu&#65533;a r&#65533;pida sobre las reglas del golf de 4 "x 6". Los cambios m&#65533;s importantes en 30 a&#65533;os a las Reglas del Golf entraron en vigencia el 1 de enero de 2019. Esta Gu&#65533;a de Reglas del Golf le brinda una descripci&#65533;n clara y r&#65533;pida sobre las Reglas de Golf y los cambios recientes que com&#65533;nmente entran en juego cuando necesite una respuesta inmediata. Este libro cubre el stroke play y el match play y se divide en 7 secciones: Antes de comenzar el juego, &#65533;rea del tee, &#65533;rea general (Fairway y Rough, etc.), Alivio en el &#65533;rea general, &#65533;reas de penalidad, Bunkers y Greens. Algunas reglas se repiten en varias de las 7 secciones para facilitar la consulta. Las siguientes p&#65533;ginas, "RESUMEN DE REGLAS R&#65533;PIDAS" responder&#65533;n a la mayor&#65533;a de las preguntas acerca de las reglas en segundos, con m&#65533;s informaci&#65533;n en la referencia de la p&#65533;gina. No tendr&#65533; que recordar todas las reglas si tiene esta gu&#65533;a a la mano o en su tel&#65533;fono. Esta es la versi&#65533;n de bolsillo de nuestro libro Reglas del golf: una gu&#65533;a r&#65533;pida y pr&#65533;ctica sobre las reglas del golf 2019 - 2020. &#65533;Feliz juego! El Equipo Golfwell TAGS sports, sports book, sports gift, golf accessories, golf, golf club book, golf book, golf books for men, golf books for women, golf gifts for men, golf gifts for women, new golf rules, golf rules 2019, golf, rules of golf, golf rules, golf rulebooks, golf rule books, golf rule book, golf coaching, coaching golf, PGA tour, golf books, top golfers, rules of golf 2019

Guía rápida de la REGLAS DE GOLF: Una guía rápida y práctica de las reglas de golf (edición de bolsillo) (Spanish Edition)

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The most major changes in 30 years to the Rules of Golf went into effect last year This Guide is 4" x 6" edition to the Rules of Golf gives you a clear and quick overview of the Rules of Golf and the recent changes which most commonly come into play when you need a fast answer. This pocket-sized edition fits easily into your bag. Also available in 6" x 9" edition - ISBN 9780473478735.
This book covers stroke and match play and is divided into 7 sections: Before Starting Play, Tee Area, General Area (Fairway &amp; Rough, etc.), Relief in the General Area, Penalty Areas, Bunkers, and Greens. Some rules are repeated in several of the 7 sections for easy reference.
It begins with a "QUICK RULES SUMMARY" which will answer most rule questions in seconds with more information shown in the page reference.
You don't have to remember all the rules if you keep this guide handy or on your phone for fast answers to rule questions. Happy golfing!
Current for 2020.
Available in 4" x 6" Spanish edition ISBN 9780473494919 paperback
Available in 4" x 6" German edition ISBN 9780473501877 paperback and ISBN 9780473501884 eBook

Fast Guide to the RULES OF GOLF: A Handy Fast Guide to Golf Rules (Pocket Sized Edition)

The American Pediatric Association recommends children need a balance between screen time and other healthy activities. This quick reference book for parents and grandparents has over 350+ screen-free activities to give you fast substitutes to get them off digital games, tablets, laptops, TV, etc. and improve and expand their life. It also features some activities for children with handicaps, autism, Asperger, as well as teens. Parents, Grandparents, and most importantly kids will enjoy this book to get active, refresh, socialize, have lots of fun, and enjoy a healthier balanced life! The activities are grouped under Chapter headings. The Chapters are alphabetically arranged in an extensive "DIRECTORY" some of which are, How to Get Free Plane Rides for Kids Ways of Preserving Memories Toddler Activities A large variety of indoor and outdoor activities Activities for Handicapped, Autistic and Special Needs Children Minute to Win It Games LOL Dancing Games Creative Pizza Fun Brainstorming Games Brainbuster Riddles for the Whole Family to Solve Pie in the Face Games Teaching Something Memorable Evening Activities Climate Change Awareness Games Games to Ease Off Tantrums Kid's Theatre and Playwriting Wizardly Magic Tricks that Kids Can Do Themselves Outdoor Adventures and the Wonders of Nature General Science Fun And much more! The purpose of this reference book is to quickly suggest ideas for activities when you want to keep kids active and get them quickly interested, prevent boredom, and get their minds off annoying issues, irritability, and/or sedentary screen activities. Although most activities are completely described, for conciseness we refer to sites online for very detailed or additional information on some of the activities since this book would be too voluminous if we were to detail and give additional information on all of them. We started the book months ago since grandkids would visit us and sit around and vegetated on the couch with a laptop. We wrote it to give kids things to do indoors (and outdoors too) and not sit in front of a screen. We hope you and your children and grandchildren enjoy the large variety of ideas and activities in this new book and create many happy life-long memories! Get it now! Tags: educational games for children, educative games for children, offline games for children, board games for children. learning games for children, children learning games, outdoor games for children, indoors games for children, party games for children, autistic children activities, children activities, children activity books, games for children, games for children and adults, games for children with autism, non-computer games for children, party games for children's birthday party, children activity books ages 1-3, children activity books 3-5, children activity books 5-8, children activity books 6-8, learning games for autistic children, online games for autistic children online, board games for autistic children, minute to win it games,

Brilliant Screen-Free Stuff To Do With Kids: A Handy Reference for Parents & Grandparents!

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Latecomers To Love: Online Dating for Mature Men and Women: Why Didn't He Call Me Back? Why Didn't She Want a Second Date? First Online Meetup Impressions From a Man and a Woman

Miller,Bruce

Cleary, Dee

HARDBACK EDITION OF THIS POPULAR EASY TO READ GUIDE TO THE RULES OF GOLF. The most major changes in 30 years to the Rules of Golf were recently made. This Guide is 6" x 9" HARDBACK EDITION to the Rules of Golf gives you a clear and quick answers to the Rules of Golf and the recent changes which most commonly come into play when you need a fast answer. It makes a great gift for any golfer! There is a paperback 4" x 6" edition that fits easily into your bag ISBN 9780473514075 and eBook edition ISBN 9780473514242. This book covers stroke and match play and is divided into 7 sections: Before Starting Play, Tee Area, General Area (Fairway & Rough, etc.), Relief in the General Area, Penalty Areas, Bunkers, and Greens. Some rules are repeated in several of the 7 sections for easy reference. It begins with a "QUICK RULES SUMMARY" which will answer most rule questions in seconds with more information shown in the page reference. You don't have to remember all the rules if you keep this guide handy or on your phone for fast answers to rule questions. Happy golfing! Current for 2020-2021. Available in 4" x 6" Spanish edition ISBN 9780473494919 paperback Available in 4" x 6" German edition ISBN 9780473501877 paperback and ISBN 9780473501884 eBook

Fast Guide to the RULES OF GOLF: Fast Guide to Golf Rules 6 x 9 inch Hardback

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