Everyone thinks it, but nobody says it. Finally, there's an author with the courage to write what everyone's been thinking. You're the Reason Mommy Drinks is a children's book that is definitely not for children. But it will leave every mother worldwide nodding her head in agreement.

You're the Reason Mommy Drinks

Literature & Fiction

Rhiness, Brandon

Humor & Satire

Olympia Publishers

Adventures and misadventures meet in this broad and satisfying blend of short stories: a cheating wife done up like a dog's dinner, a pensioner who chooses a cheesy chest wig, a cannibal farm, a self-employing salesman, a Nissan GT-R that overhauls the law, coffins that roam, a diamond thief who bails out but can't stop, a poltergeist cat, news that changes lives or shortens them, a Mafia murder, a haunted cellar, a devil made of modelling clay, a lonely student, dark fairytales and the canine capers of Sniggerty Poo, the last thing anyone expects... With a rare stamp of penmanship and originality Guy Turner has written an anthology to suit all tastes, a collection for readers to return to and for any student of human nature to reflect upon, one that will take readers on a journey through comedy, horror, mystery and crime, but doesn't forget something for the children.

Life in the Dog

Guy Turner

Is There a Monster Under My Bed?

Joyce, David

When Maisie and her three little sisters were hidden in the cubby hole under the stairs by their mother, they didn't realise that this would be the last time that they would see her alive.After the brutal murder of their mother by their drunken father they were forced to live with their uncaring and violent Nana, who through greed for money, first sold the three little sisters and later Maisie.After being saved by a mysterious tall man in black, Maisie's life becomes one long roller coaster of finding happiness, only to have it snatched cruelly away by her vicious and unforgiving Nana. Can the mysterious man save her again?

Maisie - The Early Years

Wilkes, Paula

Middle-Class Hell and How to Cure It

Humor & Entertainment

Hanlon, Mark

Humor

Priscilla the Pig

Children's Books

Madeleine Rose

Animals

Tim Robinson has a poet's eye for other poets' work and the potential for humorous rewording, so he set himself a task for Lent, to 'retell' twenty famous poems, endeavouring to retain the style of their original writers (and apologise to them ). Following this, he then wrote twenty poems of his own, having learned from the masters.This delightful compilation is the result of his exertions: a whole new take on old favourites as diverse as The Owl and the Pussycat and I Wandered Lonely as a Cloud. You will probably never view Jabberwocky in the same light again Tim makes amends for the rewrites by offering up his own original work for comparison, to complete this delightful riotous assembly of rhyme and rhythm. One for poetry lovers - and doubters - everywhere. Leave it on the coffee table; it's irresistible. Oh, and do undertake the Mouse challenge on your way through.

The Bogus Poet; Or Maybe Not!

Robinson, Tim

Poetry

Fracktured

Anderton, Derek

A Dictionary of Monsters and Mysterious Beasts

Miller, Carey

The Talking Star

Hijazi, Maha

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