Actuary Abby and the Future-Telling Zoo

Children's Books

Lee, John

Literature & Fiction

Kingdom Collective Publishing

What do you call an actuary with a sense of humour? 
An outlier. From the author of Confessions of an Actuarial Tutor comes this collection of more than 670 jokes that only actuaries will find funny (though probably only because they have such low standards for humour).\nContaining the very best classic actuarial jokes, such as:\nHow can you spot an extroverted actuary at a party? 
He’s the one staring at someone else’s shoes.\nAs well as stacks of new jokes created especially for this book, such as:\nWhy was the actuarial vampire fired? 
Because she was afraid of the stakeholders.\nWith jokes covering actuaries and their (lack of) personality and social life. Along with jokes on pensions, insurance, finance, mortality, statistics, Excel and even accountants. By the Law of Averages, you’re sure to find something that will eventually make you almost laugh.

The Ultimate Actuarial Joke Book

Business & Money

Insurance

Actuarial Fairy Tales: Statistically Significant Stories

The only, I mean, funniest actuarial fairy tale book in the world!Actuarial Fairy Tales is the result of fitting a statistical humour distribution to a dataset of well-known fairy tales after making some assumptions and unfounded extrapolations.Featuring a diversified portfolio of statistically scintillating stories, including: <ul><li>R-punzel</li><li>The Princess and the p-value</li><li>Beauty and the Beastly Actuary</li><li>RumpelSTATSkin</li><li>Goldilocks and the 3 Bear Market Analysts</li></ul>Hypothesis tests show, at the 1% level, that this book is significantly funnier than being eaten by a wolf, locked in a tower or poisoned by an apple.The perfect bedtime reading for actuaries, data analysts, and financial analysts everywhere.**Guaranteed to send them to sleep.

Finance

The only and therefore funniest actuarial fairy tale book in the world! Actuarial Fairy Tales is the result of fitting a statistical humour distribution to a dataset of well-known fairy tales after making some assumptions and unfounded extrapolations.\nFeaturing a diversified portfolio of statistically scintillating stories, including: R-punzel The Princess and the p-value Beauty and the Beastly Actuary RumpelSTATSkin Goldilocks and the 3 Bear Market Analysts Hypothesis tests show, at the 1% level, that this book is significantly funnier than being eaten by a wolf, locked in a tower or poisoned by an apple.\nThe perfect bedtime reading for actuaries, data analysts, and financial analysts everywhere.* 
* Guaranteed to send them to sleep.

Actuary Problem Dog* is a parody Twitter account that has been a reliable source of geeky, self-deprecating actuarial humor for over 10 years. Actuary Rules: 1) Pass exams 2) Keep a low profile 3) Make a nerdy comment every once in a while 4) Don't recite digits from pi on first date This book gathers nearly 500 of his best tweets navigating his hilarious journey through the actuarial exams, while working in an office and trying to avoid small talk. "My Parents didn't talk to me about the dangers of having unprotected VLOOKUPS until I was like 20" With a donation made from every purchase, this book will not only raise a smile but also raise money for two mental health charities. * Not an actual dog.

The Best Tweets From Actuary Problem Dog: 10 Years of Statistically Insignificant Humor

Dog FSA, Actuary Problem

Not the Parable of the Good Samaritan: Revised Satirical Version (Not the Bible)

Humor & Entertainment

Spencer, John

Humor

Have you been seeking physical healing, yet results seem elusive? Do you hear about healing, but have not seen your miracle manifest? Are you frustrated, and at the point of giving up? Does the saying “you don't have the faith”, infuriate you? After being healed from Lou Gherig's disease, Tony Myers, a healing minister, asked the question “How in the world did I get healed?” He set out on a mission to lead others to obtain their healing as well. Through ministering to others, studying scriptures, and seeing himself healed, he leads the way to physical healing, and a healthy life. In Unlocking the Mystery of Divine Healing, Tony uses simple language to understand how to shift your beliefs to attain divine healing for yourself and others! In these pages you will discover: <ul>
<li>How to personally access divine healing</li> <li> The method for divine healing </li> <li> Steps to personal healing </li> <li> How to keep your healing </li> <li> How to get others healed </li> </ul>
You were born to be healthy, but it is hard to access unless you can change what you believe. If you know that Jesus died for your divine health, but don't know how to achieve that, this book is for you.

Unlocking the Mystery of Divine Healing

Religion & Spirituality

Myers, Tony

Christian Books & Bibles

Restore the wonder of the parables, the joy of the Gospel... and the discomfort of the Sword of Truth stabbed firmly in your gut.Not the Parables of Jesus contains more than 40* different takes on the original parables to snap us out of our over-familiarity and to open our eyes to the truth of the Gospel. Half tongue-in-cheek, half right between the eyes Often fun, sometimes poignant, and occasionally painful; these parables reveal our cultural biases, hidden assumptions, and the lies we believe. If I were alive today, I would be happy to condemn these parables as heretical. Martin Luther† ‘Awesome. Excellent. Recommended’ are some adjectives I found in the thesaurus. However I wouldn’t use any of them to describe this book. Dick Shunnary This is fake good news! Donald Trump† When I read ‘Not the Bible’ I feel the pleasure of God.† Eric Liddle’s sixth cousin twice removed Not the Bible. It’s like the Bible. Only not. * Bet you think that means there are only 41 parables? Well there are actually 42. So there! † Everything’s true about these statements except the quotes.

Not the Parables of Jesus: Revised Satirical Version (Not the Bible)

A FAR RANGING, GAME-CHANGING WORK IN THE FIELD OF DIVINE HEALING Presenting cutting-edge information for Christians pursuing healing of wounded and fractured souls, tough physical healing cases, broken spirits, and even those who refuse direct prayer ministry, this volume explores many areas of deeper healing not commonly understood, as well as how ministry to spirit, soul and body are often interrelated. The authors use many real-life examples to answer big questions about healing and the heart of God. They share their journeys of being led into life-transforming ministries, as well as how the Lord has revealed his heart to them, leading them out from the clutches of religious systems which so often sabotage attempts at deeper healing. Foundational, inspiring, yet with enough "how to" practical info to get you moving in many areas, this book stays anchored in revealing the heart and ways of God behind it all. The authors answer questions that have too often been addressed harmfully in traditional circles, while issuing a rallying cry for the body of Christ to enter into real healing and to come out from the rigid performance mentalities that cause so much rejection and pain among our ranks. Topics Include: * Physical Healing * Emotional Healing * Healing Core Identities * Healing Fragments/Fractured Parts * Healing the Human Spirit * Generational Cleansing * Deliverance * The Heart of God * How to Hear God's Voice "I love this book! Having worked as a counselor for 34 years, I find the hope offered herein for emotionally wounded people to be so very enlightening, healing, and crucial! Many of the methods described here are tried and true. I am thrilled to recommend not only these, but also the newer ones to which the authors have graciously introduced us." -Beverly Sherman Shepherd, MSW

Divine Healing for Spirit, Soul & Body

Evans, Matt

Moyer, Diane

Why aren’t you healed?Do you ever feel like you continually struggle with certain emotions? Do hurt, rejection, anger, and anxiety rise up in you, causing an overreaction and taking on a life of their own? Maybe you've tried personal prayer, standing in faith, counseling, and various ministries, yet no matter what you do, nothing seems to work.
If traditional prayer and deliverance hasn't cut it, you might be dealing with soul fragments. When we experience a traumatizing event, part of our coping strategy is to wall off a little piece of ourselves in order to contain that emotion. We then go on with life. A fragment is that part of you that's been locked away, inaccessible to healing, at least to the usual methods.
This book is a game changer in how you'll look at inner healing. We aren't going to beat the drum for repentance and forgiveness although those are beneficial and necessary. Instead, we have made every effort to tell you something you don't know so that you can fill in your missing pieces.
But let's be honest. Going into the depths of your soul might seem a little scary. After all, you did shut that door for a reason. The whole prospect of working with fragments might feel over your head. Don’t worry, we explain in plain English a variety of techniques and exercises with loads of real-life examples, and Jesus does all the work. You don't have to relive your trauma, remember any complicated protocol, or feel like you're losing control.
You'll learn:
<ul>
<li>How to recognize and interact with fragments 
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<li>What the healing of fragments can mean for your physical health</li>
<li>The role that deliverance plays in dealing with soul fragmentation</li>
<li>How you can minister to others</li>
<li>How even complex issues like Dissociative Identity Disorder and Satanic Ritual Abuse can be healed.</li>
</ul>
This book is for you if you struggle with any of the following:
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<li>Irrational or unexplained fears</li>
<li>Stubborn or perpetual negative emotions</li>
<li>Overreactions to seemingly small problems</li>
<li>Any type of childhood trauma</li>
<li>Losing blocks of time or inability to remember certain events or periods in life, or</li>
<li>A tendency to "check out" in certain situations.</li>
</ul>
Lets get you on your way to wholeness!

Broken To Whole: Inner Healing for the Fragmented Soul

Health, Fitness & Dieting

King, Michael C

Schurbon, Seneca

Brewster, Sam R.

Hunter, Ruby

Mental Health

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