Cal 95: Under the Sign of the Cat : A Feline Astrology Calendar

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Hollander, Nicole

Animals

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Cal 96 Sylvia Special Services: Dedicated to Making Your Life an Earthly Paradise

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Humor

Cal 96: Is Martha Stuart Living? Parody Calendar

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Donna Black, a young writer from Coleyville, Texas, captures the exhaustion and exhilaration of motherhood in a way that every parent will appreciate in 'Cause I'm the Mommy (That's Why)! Each chapter deals with an experience of early motherhood, from "Missing Instructions" to "A Mother's Resume." Her adventures with her two daughters are beautifully told in a narrative that is refreshingly honest, funny and sweet.

Cause I'm the Mommy: (That's Why)!

Black, Donna

505 Unbelievably Stupid Web Pages

Check Out These Insane Sites Marshmallow Bunny Survival Tests See them bunnies burn! (pg. 5) Star Wars Gangsta Rap Don't be a Vader Hater. (pg. 112): Poke Alex in the Eye: The Game Finally, a game where everyone wins. (pg. 23) The Outhouses of America Tour Never have a boring family vacation again. (pg. 134) The Leonard Nimoy Should Eat More Salsa Foundation (pg. 135): Words can't describe... (pg. 135) AND 500 MORE!

Computers & Technology

Crowley, Dan

Web Development & Design

Men come in just as many breeds as dogs Girls, are you tired of always ending up with the wrong man? Maybe it's because women take more time picking out a dog than they do a boyfriend. Men Are Dogs gives you everything you need to know about owning and keeping a man, including: --Why to get a man at all --Where to find one --Training a man --Maintenance, such as diet and exercise Plus, you'll find out all about the 40+ different breeds you can get and how to identify the breed of your man. For example, mongrels often make the most delightful companions, but they're not as predictable as some of the purebreds. Working men are among the most cuddly, but watch out you don't get a bully, or worse, a spineless yes-man. Meanwhile, hounds and sporting men are among the most fun-loving and playful, but can lack responsibility. (And some special breeds, like male models, are actually cats). [Can this go in a sidebar?] Here's what you need to know about a specific breed, the Saluki (picture Johnny Depp!): The Saluki is slim, high-steping and elegant. He is a hunter by nature, despite his elegant, almost feminine beauty. His ability to outrun his competition allows him to take advantage of situations a more sluggish man would avoid, such as sleeping with your sister, or murmuring into the ear of the boss's wife at the office Christmas party. The Saluki has an old soul, as the breed has been around for thousands of years. They're hard to catch but worth it if you aren't the possessive type!

Men are Dogs: In the Best Possible Sense!

Hewitt, Molly

Bitchier than ever! The perennial bestseller (over 95,000 copies sold) revised and updated. Have you ever said "yes" when you meant "no"? Wanted to give someone a piece of your mind and eaten a piece of cake instead? How about the whole cake? If you're nodding in agreement at this point, you may be suffering from Toxic Niceness, a condition that will only be stopped by getting in touch with that integral, powerful part of each of us which is going unrecognized. It's the Inner Bitch. Don't even pretend you don't know what I'm talking about. The Inner Bitch is the Bette Davis in each of us, walking around with a cigarette in one hand, a martini in the other, calling a dump a dump. The Inner Bitch calls it as she sees it. This is the end of Toxic Niceness as we know it.

Getting In Touch With Your Inner Bitch

Hilts, Elizabeth

The Vibrant Guide to Dating, Mating and Relating for Women of a Certain Age Wendy Salisbury and Maggi Russell The only four rules in life: Love More, Exercise More, Eat Less and Try to Laugh Absolutely every problem you will ever encounter from here on can be solved by the endless recombining of these four basic rules. Try it: Living beyond your means? Eat Less. Bad thighs? Love them More, Exercise More. Hopeless sex? Find someone you Love More (and probably Eat Less and Exercise More, too). Fear of Death? Love More, Exercise More, Eat Less, and Laugh in its Face (oh, and also, moisturize). After all, the passage through middle age is fraught with relief and regret--relief that we no longer have to go out with so many inappropriate men, and regret that fewer of them are actually asking us out. And while some things are perhaps no longer tasteful, possibility is all a matter of attitude. So whether you're out to find the perfect man, or are just looking for a boy toy to while away the hours, you'll find this book full of bracing encouragement for doing life well no matter your D.O.B. TOC 1 Dating, Mating and Relating 2 Sex Mates 3 An Unsuitable Boy 4 Soulmates 5 The Mistress 6 Body and Soul 7 The Sisterhood 8 All By Your Self 9 (Draw Your Own) Conclusion

Move Over, Mrs. Robinson: The Vibrant Guide To Dating, Mating, And Relating For Women Of A Certain Age

Salisbury, Wendy

Russell, Maggi

Parenting & Relationships

Hang in there-it's almost over! Much of the nation has been counting the days since the first inauguration of the president who said, "I'm the commander-see, I don't need to explain-I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president." Yes, there is hope-and now you can count down the days while enjoying: --the best of Bush bloopers and blunders --the indictments, scandals, embarrassments and audacity of the president's advisors, admirers (think Harriet), cronies, appointees (see "cronies") and strange bedfellows

George W. Bush Out of Office Countdown Handbook: Hang in There, It's Almost Over!

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Most people consider their home the largest investment they will ever make. However, it is the loan to buy the house that can add hundreds of thousands of dollars to your overall cost. Depending on the loan you choose, your $200,000 house could cost you $400,000-or even $600,000-before you are done paying for it. The Mortgage Answer Book breaks down the complex mortgage industry with straightforward, easy-to-follow advice on finding the loan that is right for you. -Does the fixed rate or adjustable rate mortgage make more sense for me? -Which payment plan can knock years off my loan? -Why are government loans not always the best bet? -When can a higher interest second mortgage actually save me money? Whether you are a first-time home buyer or refinancing for the third time, The Mortgage Answer Book will help match your needs with the best loan.

The Mortgage Answer Book: Choosing The Right Loan For You

Business & Money

Talamo, John

Real Estate

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