Are you ready to lose weight and get healthy, but you hate celery sticks and sweat? This book is for you. Sex, Soup, and Two Fisted Eating is: *Fun: laugh-a-minute encouragement complete with cartoons, poetry, and enough cheesy puns to make you lactose intolerant. *Sustainable: for long term results, look no further because the healthy habits you develop will help you stay fit until you die. (See how encouraging this is?) *Flexible: easily adaptable to fit your needs and preferences like a need for chocolate and a preference toward spandex, for example. *Educational: the science supporting healthy habits is explained in a memorable way, like how REM sleep is like a toilet.

Sex, Soup, and Two Fisted Eating: Hilarious Weight Loss for Wives

Religion & Spirituality

Robles, Katie

Christian Books & Bibles

House of Bread Books

Stay motivated to lose weight and get healthy with a second helping of the habits you love. Complete with boxing matches, Diet Drones, and an asthmatic T-Rex, More Sex Soup is a laugh riot to fuel your diet. More fun: grin-inducing inspiration, cartoons, songs, poems, and power tools. More educational: know the science behind the healthy habits and learn to exercise your brain, avoid the meth munchies, and cure bad breath and constipation for free. More festive: includes a Holiday Guide to keep you on track through candy overload, gratitude feasts with pie, and a saintly celebration of greens. More recipes: vegetable packed soups, sides, entrees, and desserts that will have you craving what's good for you.

More Sex, Soup, and Two Fisted Eating: A Second Helping of Hilarious Weight Loss for Wives

It doesn’t take magic or a spell to make whole food/real food meals – even when you need to leave it and go! The slow cooker is an amazing invention for the busy home, and Hallee Bridgeman, aka Hallee the Homemaker™, has conjured up some whole food recipes that will delight your tastebuds and make cooking a meal easy as abra cadabra. Cooking for a start-of-term feast? You’ll find dips and soups and delicious delights to satisfy any crowd. Studying for finals in potions? Spend a few minutes in the morning putting your ingredients into the slow cooker and come back after your test to dinner already ready. Want to enjoy the Quidditch match without worrying about what to eat after? The slow cooker is your team’s friend. Enjoy everything from House Elf Soup to Gringott’s Crockpotter Whole Chicken to Draco Mafloy’s Sweet Berry Cake – and everything in-between. The slow cooker is as handy as a Time-Turner when it comes to feeding your family, and it won’t take magic to make it happen.

Hallee Crockpotter: and the Chamber of Sacred Ingredients (Parody Cookbook Series)

Cookbooks, Food & Wine

Bridgeman, Hallee

Kitchen Appliances

Hallee Bridgeman, A.K.A. "Hallee the Homemaker" rides the gravy train to triumph and hilarity with her premiere cookbook, revealing the secrets of the penultimate comfort food – gravy. Fifty Shades of Gravy "a Christian Gets Saucy!" is a cookbook wrapped in a parody surrounded by a comedy with a tongue firmly inserted into a cheek – but the recipes are deadly serious and may leave readers licking the gravy boat. Her famous whole food, real food recipes bathe in luxuriant liquid comfort with recipes that are sure to captivate and enslave any audience. Hallee starts with stocks and broths and then explores every shade of gravy you can whip up. Some recipes are entire meals and some are simple sauces while still others are gravies served alongside a traditional holiday feast. There are meaty gravies, comfort food gravies, vegan gravies, gluten-free gravies, and even chocolate gravies! For any gravy question you were too ashamed to ask, this saucy Christian shares the answer.

Fifty Shades of Gravy: A Christian Gets Saucy! (Hallee's Galley Parody Cookbook)

Homemaker, Hallee the

Main Courses & Side Dishes

While confronting and redeeming a recent popular secular phenomenon, Hallee Bridgeman, A.K.A. "Hallee the Homemaker" finds every grain of truth in her second whole food, real food cookbook with in-depth analysis and amazing recipes of yeast breads, quick breads, sourdoughs, and breads using grains other than wheat. The Walking Bread is a cookbook wrapped in a parody surrounded by a comedy with a tongue firmly inserted into a cheek — but the recipes are "dead serious" and may leave readers searching for all the tasty bread crumbs. "I am the bread of life." John 6:48-51 Readers, bakers, homemakers, and cooks all over the world will find themselves slathering the good stuff atop the muffins or corn bread; speeding through the quick breads; and going ape of over the banana bread. These bread recipes are so good, so healthy, and so easy you will want to pass them down from generation to generation.

The Walking Bread: The Bread Will Rise! (Hallee's Galley Parody Cookbook)

Baking

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a cookbook! Move over men of steel! Make room mutants, aliens, and chemically or radioactively enhanced rescuers! Prepare to assemble your spatulas and get your "Flame on!" while the heroic Hallee the Homemaker™ (whose secret identity is Christian author and blogger Hallee Bridgeman) swings into action and shows her mettle with her third title in the Hallee's Galley parody cookbook series. Is your skillet-sense starting to tingle? Don't start crawling the walls, worthy citizen. Hallee constructs comic fun, jabbing at the cultural obsession with super powered heroes and villains. Along the way, readers will thrill to action packed explanations, daring "do it yourself" techniques, tremendous tips, and lots of real food/whole food recipes that achieve truly heroic heights. Ironically, while just a mild mannered cookbook by day, wrapped in a parody and surrounded by a comedy by night — the recipes are absolutely real and within the grasp of ordinary beings. Along with revealing the stark truth about pepper and pots, learn how to clean and season cast iron and care for cookware so it will last for generations. Recipes run the gamut from red meats to vegetables and from fish to fowl. Super skillet breads and divine desserts rush to the rescue. In these colorful pages, you might just discover the x-factor to overcome even the most sinister kitchen confrontation. With Iron Skillet Man fighting for you, ordinary meals transform into extraordinary super powered provisions, whether cooking over a campfire or a conventional stove top.

Iron Skillet Man: The Stark Truth about Pepper and Pots (Hallee's Galley Parody Cookbook)

Cooking Methods

Healthy Cooking – Traditional Food – Vibrant HealthConfused about nutrition? Kelly sets the record straight ...Sally Fallon MorellIt's a nutritional wasteland out there, but the good news is Kelly is throwing you a lifeline.Jimmy MooreKelly the Kitchen Kop's Real Food for Rookies is a simple, practical tool for navigating that modern day minefield otherwise known as the supermarket!Sarah PopeKelly's Real Food for Rookies is one of the first resources I recommend ...Jenny McGrutherSuperbly written and researched, easy to use and understand, this is the BEST guide to buying Real Food I have ever seen.Stanley A. FishmanIf you're making the transition to eating Real Food, you need this book.Kristen MichaelisReal food for rookies ... promotes the health of families and communities ...Pete Kennedy, Esq.... a must-have for anyone who desires to save money and adopt a real-food lifestyle.Hallee Bridgeman

Real Food for Rookies: Healthy Cooking - Traditional Food - Vibrant Health

Moeggenborg, Kelly

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