Depression is more than a state-of-mind. It's a total way of living  That's what millions are saying. Those in despair, those in the doldrums, those in Cincinnati. Indeed many formerly well-adjusted folks have found that depression is the perfect way of coping with the stress of modern life -- and it's so easy to get into  In this book learn how to... * Live in a shell and love it  * Overcome a Healthy Childhood * Determine your true "Horror Scope" * Cook the "Low Sugar/High Valium Diet" * Lose money during the coming good years * Get a divorce for less than $100 (from reality ) Instead of building yourself up, knock yourself down. Ask yourself, "What did I do wrong today? How did I screw up?" That's right. Life can be so rewarding and full of delight -- except for you  So buy this hysterical volume today. We guarantee you'll never leave your room again  Or double your Prozac back

The Joy Of Depression

Humor & Entertainment

Samson, David

Humor

Funnyguy.Comedy

In this witty volume, David Samson reveals not only why 99.999998% of men hate themselves, but why the other gender wholeheartedly agrees. Using in-depth research that has taken over three thousand blind dates to accumulate, Funny Guy brings new firepower to The Battle Of The Sexes. He expounds on... *Women who have Buy-Sexual relationships *If sleeping with a schizophrenic counts as group sex *Men in the year 234,879 B.C. (Before Clinton) *The common utterances of "The Male Lie-Bido" *Giving a guy Emergency Liposuction (on his ego ) *Plus should men ask women, "Was it good for me, too?" The bottom line is you can't buy love -- but you can lease it, with an option to buy. Funny Guy delves into areas such as Pre-Marital Divorce, Passivity Training for Men, plus the pros and cons of the AMA (American Macho Association). Buy this book before your next relationship -- You'll REALLY hate yourself if you don't

Men Who Hate Themselves: And The Women Who Agree With Them

THE BEST YEARS(are still behind you)  In this hilarious volume, David Samson proves the older you  get, the better you were. He blows the lid off memory losses, moisturizers, menus with microscopic lettering, Male Pattern  Baldness, receding gums, crow's feet, Craftmatic beds,  varicose veins, not to mention inflamed hemorrhoidal tissue.  Die with laughter as he delves into...    The dawning of the (Middle) Age of Aquarius    Taking a vacation at Club Med - Club Medicare!    Trading in your Cadillac for a Lincoln In-Continental    The reason "Hot Flashes" are no longer strobe lights.    Whether Viagra should come with an extended warranty.    Okay, are you reading Chicken Soup for the Departed Soul?  Is Weed Killer now more important than Killer Weed?  Has LSD come to mean Low Sodium Diet? Have you joined a 12 Step Program just to get up 12 steps? Are the Grateful Dead friends of yours who've visited Dr. Kevorkian? Then Congratulations! This is the right book for you!

Wake Up And Smell The Coffin

Tony Robbins won't tell you how to overcome feelings of optimism, make productivity a thing of the past, or achieve the stagnation you deserve. But David Samson will He's the nation's leading expert in Poor Performance. Yet his Anti-Motivational message is definitely upbeat, the perfect panacea for today's overly stressed business climate. He says if you're goal-oriented become a hockey player Plus he tackles: * Creating a Mission (Impossible) Statement * Raising Your I.Q. (Indifference Quotient) * Becoming Absolutely, Positively List-Less * The Seven Habits of Highly Defective People Are you an aggressive self-starter with lots of self-esteem? Get over it Is your home filled with motivational tapes? Get rid of them Do affirmations and visualizations help you achieve Super Charged Results? Get Real But if you're ready to embrace your Inner Sloth and take 12 Steps Backwards, then this is the book for you

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