On a lawless frontier of fiber optic plains, Jeph longs only for a simple life with his husband in their house that floats on a laser beam. Then comes a posse of his old war buddies—the coolest, baddest, razor-sharpest gunslingers on the prairie. They’re on a quest to steal the Red Orb, the world’s most addictive laser weapon, and they want Jeph's tireless skills with a gun. All that stands in their way are a bunch of NERDS. Obsessive, entitled, consumerist, know-it-all nerds, squirreled away in a decadent secret city where even an ancient doomsday device can be lost to the detritus of pop culture. Nerds are the opposite of cool—speaking in references and catchphrases—mindlessly worshiping the convoluted mythologies of their favorite STUFF. They've no idea that the smoothest criminals in the land are coming to rob them blind.It should be an easy score, but nerds ruin everything. Old Jeph will have to fight for his life if he wants to escape this quagmire of toxic fandom and return to his LASER HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE.

Laser House on the Prairie

Literature & Fiction

Barbee, David W.

Humor & Satire

Excession Press

In his first novel, This Is Horror and Wonderland Award-nominated author Nicholas Day invites you totake a journey into a Hell that is at once uncomfortably familiar, yet unlike anything you’ve everencountered before: a surveyor finds himself pursued by flesh-eating donkeys in the furthest reaches ofOregon’s desert; a mass-murderer leaves the sanctity of his mountain home to pursue a long-lost love,his guide an otherworldly raven possessed by a 19th century American humorist; in nearby Klamath Falls,two estranged childhood friends set off to find a missing father with the help of two aging cowboys; and,a prisoner in her own home sees a vision of death and knows there is no escape. Pain is proselytizing. Death is the one, true faith. And everyone worships in their due time. The Gates of Nihil are wide open and waiting to…GRIND YOUR BONES TO DUST.

Grind Your Bones to Dust

Day, Nicholas

Literary

In his first novel, This Is Horror and Wonderland Award-nominated author Nicholas Day invites you to take a journey into a Hell that is at once uncomfortably familiar, yet unlike anything you've ever encountered before: a surveyor finds himself pursued by flesh-eating donkeys in the furthest reaches of Oregon's desert; a mass-murderer leaves the sanctity of his mountain home to pursue a long-lost love, his guide an otherworldly raven possessed by a 19th century American humorist; in nearby Klamath Falls, two estranged childhood friends set off to find a missing father with the help of two aging cowboys; and, a prisoner in her own home sees a vision of death and knows there is no escape. 
Pain is proselytizing. 
Death is the one, true faith. And everyone worships in their due time. 
The Gates of Nihil are wide open and waiting to... 
GRIND YOUR BONES TO DUST.

Nicholas Day

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Laser House on the Prairie

Grind Your Bones to Dust

Grind Your Bones to Dust