<p>Anesthesia Peel meets Crispin BenGay, a filthy rich and incredibly hunkalicious entrepreneur, during an interview for her beauty-school newspaper. BenGay is mysteriously attracted to Ana, a social zero who's never even used email. He makes her his submissive, to have, to hold and to hurt. "Fifty Shades of BenGay" puts a whole new spin on the bestselling romance novel with a soft-porn filling. That ridiculous contract: "Hard limits: No acts involving clowns or mimes."...Laughable lovemaking: "His mouth finds mine, which isn't hard, considering how big my mouth is."...Ana's multiple personalities: "My inner goddess is picking her nose."...Those ludicrous emails. "Crispin: About our 'deal': thanks, but no thanks. P.S. Can I keep the laptop?" This book is intended for immature adults. It contains explicit scenes of a physically impossible nature.</p>

Fifty Shades of BenGay: A Parody

Humor & Entertainment

Carson, Leah

Humor

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Fifty Shades of BenGay: A Parody

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