They may look cute and cuddly on the outside, but their sweet exteriors belie the bunch of potty-mouthed miscreants these animals really are. Tits &amp; Ass is a collection of some of the worst offenders, like the uncouth dik-dik, polluting the African plains with his bile, or the ahole fish, sullying the otherwise pure waters of Hawaii with crass missives. Then there are the animals of questionable morals including the shag, fluttering her wings at the large cock she's spotted parading around the coop. Instead of washing out their cages, perhaps their owners should have washed their mouths out with soap and water.

Tits & Ass: A guide to the animal kingdom's rudest residents

Humor & Entertainment

Tiergarten, Dr Robert

Humor

Dog n Bone

From the dirty to the depraved, the barren to the downright boring, going off the beaten track isn’t always all it’s cracked up to be. This humorous guide, packed with bizarre facts, turns the travel genre on its head and uncovers some of the most unusual places the world has to offer. With weird and wonderful destinations from across the globe, discover the Kingdom of Dwarves theme park in China, an attraction where no-one measures above 5 feet tall. Or there’s Kazantip in the Crimea, where every year a mix of 150,000 ravers and Russian Mafia bosses with their teen brides in tow go to listen to electronic music on rotation for six weeks. A summer break to the city of Cherrapunji, India may be a mistake with an average 29 days of rain in July and 26 in August. Meanwhile the health-conscious among you should probably avoid Evansville, Indiana, recently declared America's fattest city. So unpack your bags, put away your passport, and save yourself some money by reading this guide. Then feel grateful that you’ll never make the mistake of visiting these places yourself.

World's Worst Travel Destinations: 50 travel experiences you will want to miss

Simsek, Kara

Come closer my friend; what's that you say? You like spicy food? You think you're pretty tough, can handle the hottest Mexican food, the fieriest curries? Well Sir, you ain't tried nothing until you've tried some of the sauces in Dr Burnorium's Compendium of Hot Sauces. Welcome to the wicked world of Dr Burnorium; a purveyor of pain, melter of faces, and leading expert when it comes to all things hot-sauce related. Having spent decades travelling the globe on a quest for the most potent peppers, the good doctor has personally tried and tested, collected, and collated a list of the finest, tastiest and, most importantly, hottest sauces around. Here, for the first time, he shares his favourites, ranging from the internal damnation offered by the Colon Cleaner, to the insane heat that emanates from his own evil creation: Psycho Juice. He'd like you to try them, enjoy them, and share them with friends; in fact with as many people as possible. Just don't come crying to him when they blow the roof of your mouth right off. The guide also contains reviews, tasting notes and the stories behind the sauces, as well as recipes and an explanation of the chillis that cause the pain. So what are you waiting for? Buy this now and taste some of the incredible sauces for yourself. Free your mind and your ass will most certainly follow.

Dr Burnorium's Compendium of Hot Sauces: Can you handle the heat from 50 of the world's finest, face-meltingly hot sauces?

Cookbooks, Food & Wine

Burnorium, Dr.

Cooking by Ingredient

25 drinking games for an epic night out, or in. The government tries to tell us that drinking to excess is bad for us. If that’s the case then why is it so much fun? And the quickest way to achieve drunken nirvana... Drinking Games. The problem with playing drinking games is if it’s a successful event, you won’t remember the rules by the end of it. That’s where this helpful little guide comes in. Outlining the rules for 25 favourite games—with classic card games like Ring of Fire, skill-based ones including Beer Pong, through to timed challenges such as Edward Ciderhands and Power Hour—it’s the essential item to bring any party to life... apart from alcohol, of course!

Drinking Games: One book, 25 games, just add booze

Bliss, Dominic

Beverages & Wine

25 ways to kick your hangover to the kerb—from sandwiches to saunas. Just woken up with a head that feels like the devil’s been drilling foot-long screws into your brain and eyeballs? Well suffer no more by following these helpful remedies that will have you out of bed and on your feet in no time. Containing classic hair-of-the-dog cocktails such as the prairie oyster and the bloody mary, restorative recipes including the classic bacon sandwich, and some of the weirdest and most wonderful cures from around the world, this handy guide will ensure waking up with a sore head on a Sunday is a thing of the past.

Hair of the Dog: and other hangover Cures

Let's get stoned! Whether you go for an after-work treat to take the edge off the day or want your party to pack a punch, these tasty little recipes will help get you there, the natural way. We begin with the story of Mary Jane Belmont and her protégé, Dr Hash, then get right to The Basics—knowing your weed. Check out what you have and how to treat it right for maximum effect, then move onto Cool Beginnings… and cannabis canapés. Sweet and Small Treats gives you the recipe for Mary Jane’s very famous hash brownies and fudge, or try out her cupcakes (but don’t donate any to the bake sale). If you’re really hungry, Big Stuff, like pizza and tacos, will do the trick. The Refreshments chapter offers drinks like hash coffee and cocktails to kick-start the evening or bring you gently down. Depending on how much hash you put in, of course.

Mary Jane's Hash Brownies, Hot Pot and Other Marijuana Munchies: 30 delectable ways with weed

Hash, Dr.

Cooking Education & Reference

Everyone can fold a paper plane, but can you fold a paper penis? Probably, not, so buy this book now and learn how! Containing 18 weird and wonderful designs to subvert and surprise, Rudegami has some of the most outrageous origami projects ever invented. Start by folding a simple pair of boobs or a chocolate starfish, before trying some of the penis paper portraits, with paper members dressed up as angels, rock stars, royalty, and more. So get your mind into the gutter, grab a square of paper, and get folding!

Rudegami: Taking perverse pleasure from impure origami

Zachary, Oliver

50 insightful entries examining the self-proclaimed urban elite Skinny jeans? Check. Thrift-store clothing? Check. Non-essential prescription glasses? Check. Beanie hat balanced artfully on the back of your skull? Check. These items have become the uniform for a new breed of young people—hipsters—determined to take over cities with their “alternative” ways whilst overloading on irony and striving to be original and creative. So You Think You’re a Hipster? examines what it takes to become one of this ever-growing tribe of young urbanites, just as desperate to be accepted by their peers as they are to receive the next rent cheque from mom and dad. Over the following pages a series of hilarious case studies will identify typical examples of the subculture, helping you to avoid any future encounters with them. Take thrift-store guy who, at 35, still works selling worn sneakers and threadbare t-shirts for extortionate amounts and still dreams of one day getting his latest album reviewed on Pitchfork. Or the aspiring author who lugs around an old-fashioned typewriter to write down her inspirational musings at a moment’s notice. Then there’s ironic moustache man whose facial hair makes him feel like a highly individual fashion maverick, despite the fact all his graphic designer friends have one, too.

So You Think You're a Hipster?: Cautionary case studies from the city streets

Craft Beer World is the must-have companion for anyone who appreciates decent beer. The last few years have seen an explosion in the popularity of craft beers across the globe, with excellent new brews being produced everywhere from Copenhagen to Colorado, Amsterdam to Auckland. With more amazing beers available than ever before, it’s hard to know which one to choose. That’s where Craft Beer World comes in. Gathering together over 300 of the most innovative and tastiest beers you need to try, and divided into 50 different categories, you will find the best of the best each style has to offer. Every category comes with an explanation of the key characteristics of the style—whether it’s an American IPA bursting with citrusy C-hops or an Imperial Stout full of dark roasted malts—along with an example of a classic brew and a selection of cutting edge versions that are certain to become instant favorites. So whether you’re looking for bitter beers or balanced flavors, a hit of hops or a hint of coffee, the reviews will point you in the right direction to find the perfect beer to suit your tastebuds. Also included throughout the book are interesting nuggets of beer information, covering everything from the catalyst that has caused the astonishing growth in craft beer through to matching your brew with food, and how to serve your drinks.

Craft Beer World: A guide to over 350 of the finest beers known to man

Dredge, Mark

Doodle a day in one of the world’s greatest cities. Imagine your perfect day in Paris, what would you like to do? Would you visit the Louvre to check out the Mona Lisa or spend an afternoon shopping along the rue Saint-Honoré? How about a stroll around Montmartre, imagining yourself enjoying absinthe with Degas and Toulouse-Lautrec. Or perhaps an exquisite meal in one of the city’s chic bistros? Whatever your ideal day might be, Doodle Paris has over 100 pages of scenes for you to sketch out, allowing you to indulge your perfect Parisian fantasy.

Doodle Paris: Draw your dream day spent in the French capital

Merrett, Rob

Puzzles & Games

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