"Visions far tastier than sugarplums dance in Santa's head tonight..."\nHis generosity is legendary. He has a devoted wife, a crack team of sky-borne reindeer, hordes of industrious elves, and the love of good little boys and girls around the globe. But what dark desire now propels him into the lascivious clutches of a certain fairy? And who was he before sleigh and workshop, in times forgotten?\nShe munches on molars, summons drowned sailors to her pleasure, and recalls, sharp as a pinprick, her life as the most savage of ash nymphs. Why then is she stuck, night after night, hovering above pillows to leave coins for gap-toothed brats? More important, how quickly can she captivate the jolly old elf to the north?\nHe's huge, fluffy, lonesome, and unbearably horny. On his Easter rounds, he contrives, as often as possible, to get a grip on himself and stare into interesting bedrooms. But who in the world will throw him down and ravage him as the lovers under his gaze ravage one another?\nFor the answers, unknot that bright red bow, tear off those wrappings, and enjoy!

Santa Steps Out

Literature & Fiction

Robert Devereaux

Humor & Satire

Dark Highway Press

Michael is awake. He has regained consciousness in a blood-red world. His daughter Rachel has gone through hell to save him from a gruesome apocalyptic event that still has its gory clutches on Fort Collins, Colorado. But Michael is a troubled man. A man of guilt and remorse. His daughter has no idea about the demons that haunt him. And the more he learns about his new, perilous existence, the more powerfully those inner demons are at odds with the very real ones surrounding him. Michael will soon find himself racing against time—as well as hordes of resurrected corpses showing newly aggressive behavior—to protect what matters most in his life. It’s time to take a stand, for himself, for Rachel, and for the small band of survivors facing a ghastly, existential threat.

Draw Blood (Blood trilogy)

Bovberg, Jason

Genre Fiction

Felicia is infected. She has awakened to a blood-red mindscape. Fort Collins, Colorado, has suffered a grisly apocalyptic event, and all hell is breaking loose outside her Old Town store. Felicia’s lover, her coworkers, and her customers are among a horde of reanimated bodies. But she’s stuck inside a store room and stricken by a terrible alien hunger. When fate intervenes—and Rachel’s father Michael restores her humanity—Felicia finds that she has retained a crimson shadow of what was inside her. As Felicia struggles to understand her new identity in the midst of an ongoing invasion, she will soon find herself wielding incomprehensible power. Meanwhile, the throngs of resurrected bodies have a new strategy: Destroy at all costs. Join both Felicia and Rachel for the conclusion of the BLOOD saga!

Blood Dawn (Blood Trilogy)

Jasmine Frank is missing. It's a humid summer morning in Santa Ana, California, and Jasmine's twin brother Jordan finds himself on a desperate search-fearing the worst. The party last night got way out of hand, and his brain is still chemically fried. But this is Jasmine's story. She's awakened far from home to her own mystery: She's unwittingly stolen something from the most dangerous person she's ever known. Tommy Strafe. And now Tommy is raging through the sunbaked streets, gathering illicit forces to seek brutal retribution. But all Jasmine really wants is to get out of Orange County, escape her past, and find a measure of redemption. Loser Baby is a propulsive blast through the streets of the SoCal melting pot, a breakneck dark-comic neo-noir populated by misfits and malefactors, criminals and innocents, down-and-outers and spun-out dreamers. Prepare yourself for an adrenaline rush of rat-a-tat he-said-she-said narrative twists-all in service of a giddily slam-bang shock ending. "Jason Bovberg's Loser Baby is a beautiful noir novel for the 21st century! It's a wild, frantic ride through shady Southern California, a desperate drug-fueled search for a girl who only wants to escape a sordid life." -Scott Phillips, author of The Ice Harvest and That Left Turn at Albuquerque "Loser Baby is one cool book! Bovberg writes characters who get into your head and under your skin. You won't shake this one easily: It'll stay with you long after you read it!" -Terrill Lee Lankford, author of Shooters and Angry Moon "Jason Bovberg's Loser Baby is a high-octane thriller that moves like greased lightning! The beauty of this book is its motley collection of despicable characters whom you come to love by the end. Loser Baby is Bovberg's greatest book and one of the best of the year. -Gary Phillips, author of Blood and Asphalt and Birds of Fire

Loser Baby

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