Dang: A Humorous Mystery

Trailer Parks. Rednecks with Ambition. Media Coverage. Murder. Moonshine. Bootlegging. Conspiracy Theories. Rasslin’ Moves. Hot Rods. Duct Tape. Mullets and Monster Trucks. Homemade Vehicles. Mazes. Escape Tunnels. Safe Rooms. Pistols and Pursuing Leads. The whole town thinks Willem has already committed two murders. Why shouldn’t they believe he’s committed more? For the past year and a half, Willem has been an outcast in his hometown. Everyone believes he’s a killer. On top of the murder accusations, his “biofuel/fertilizer” business is failing. He’s well over knee-deep in inventory with no chance of a sale in sight. When Murven, his out-of-work best buddy, volunteers to help him with his daily collection, they discover Willem is stockpiling more than he bargained for as an "entre-manure." Once the sheriff gets involved, Willem's past and Murven's general reputation slingshot them both to the top of the list of murder suspects. With a little help from an unexpected ally, they escape custody and fight to clear their names of murder. As the news spreads, every busybody and media hog in the county—family, friend or foe—wants a piece of Willem and Murven's fifteen minutes of infamy.

Humor & Entertainment

Smith, R. D.

Humor

Bright Aurora Media

An action-packed Southern mystery adventure that will have you laughing and guessing until the very end! 
The whole town thinks Willem has already committed two murders. Why shouldn't they believe he's committed more? 
For the past year and a half, Willem has been an outcast in his hometown. Everyone believes he's a killer. On top of the murder accusations, his "biofuel/fertilizer" business is failing. He's well over knee-deep in inventory with no chance of a sale in sight. When Murven, his out-of-work best buddy, volunteers to help him with his daily collection, they discover Willem is stockpiling more than he bargained for as an "entre-manure." 
Once the sheriff gets involved, Willem's past and Murven's general reputation slingshot them both to the top of the list of murder suspects. With a little help from an unexpected ally, they escape custody and fight to clear their names of murder. As the news spreads, every busybody and media hog in the county-family, friend or foe-wants a piece of Willem and Murven's fifteen minutes of infamy.

Heavy drinkin’. Shootin’. Tinkerin’ in the junkyard. Killin’ alien critters.\nBooks 1, 2 and 3 of the Lick and the Invasion series together in one volume.\nLick and the Invasion: The Beginning (Book 1) 
They came up on us like a gravy crap. We was just down by the creek dranking and shooting when them ugly suckers flanked us. My name is Lick. They call me Lick cause when I was a baby I used to lick everything. This is the story of me and my buddy Fanger. We call him Fanger cause when he was a kid he broke his panky fanger on his right hand and his mom and deddy didn't git it fixed right. Now it sticks out all the time like a fancy yankee or English man dranking tea. Anyway, this is the story of our first encounter and how we ended up on the run. Just like everybody else.\nLick and the Invasion: The Interrogation (Book 2)\nMe and Fanger been holed up out in the country recovering from the fight. We could handle pretty much all them critters except for them Maybelle Turner werewolves. Fanger got drunk one night and his strategic mind kicked in to action. He came up with a four-step plan for figuring out these alien critters. Phase one was to requisition some silver to make some bullets. Phase two was surveillance and recon. Phase three was stockpile more of that black ooze to keep ourselves invisible. And phase four was to kidnap one of them critters and interrogate them to find out how me and Fanger fit into to all this mess.\nLick and the Invasion: The Counterstrike (Book 3)\nMe, Fanger and Jack learned during our interrogation and torture session them alien critters were full of surprises. We decided it was time for us to start playing offense. We drank a ton of moonshine and devised us a strategy to attack them alien critters.

Lick and the Invasion: Books 1 - 3 (A Humorous Science Fiction Adventure) (Lick and the Invasion Collection)

Literature & Fiction

Darsey, Lick

Humor & Satire

Lick and the Invasion: Books 4 - 6 (A Humorous Science Fiction Adventure) (Lick and the Invasion Collection)

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