From the man who brought you VEGAN ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE and BOSTON POSH, comes... <h1>VEGAN VAMPIRE VAGINAS</h1> The biggest bank heist in US history. And Tom Palmer can't remember pulling it off. And no, this isn't your standard case of amnesia. After a one-night-stand gone horribly wrong, Boston salesman Tom Palmer wakes up with a vagina implanted in his left hand. Then his day gets worse: Tom is transported across space-time to a nightmare version of Boston, one where the Bizarro virus has transformed half the population into cannibals. Worst of all, Tom discovers that in this new Boston, he's the infamous gangster Pussypalm, wanted for robbing the Federal Reserve Bank of Boston a year ago. He also learns that the vagina in his hand is prophetic, i.e. it talks . . . after sex. With 130 people left dead during his bank heist and six billion dollars missing, Tom knows he's living on borrowed time. It is in his best interests not to remember anything. Because once he does . . . But then everything gets so much odder. Tom begins remembering what has to be someone else's life. Or is it? Vegan Vampire Vaginas: A mind-bending trip through Bizarro America!

Vegan Vampire Vaginas

Literature & Fiction

Wol-Vriey

Genre Fiction

Burning Bulb Publishing

Six people find themselves trapped in Detention, a nightmare realm where the demonic Schoolmaster is hell-bent on reforming them . . . until they die. Porn superstar Venus Deluxe came to Springfield, MA to party, and next found her life hanging by a thread. One wrong answer will mean her death. Suspended BPD detective Tanya Rockford was trying to stop one kind of violence, but found a terrifying another. With her and her companion's lives hanging in the balance, it's going to take all of her courage and resourcefulness to escape this hell she's stumbled into. Porn stud Chad Cannon has made a career from his ten-inch penis. Here in Detention, however, it's his brains that matter. He'll soon be hoping all the pot he's smoked over the years hasn't completely messed up his memory. The three students, Sherri, Jordan, and Mike? They were all just in the wrong place at the right time. Will anyone survive Detention? The evil Schoolmaster doesn't plan on letting that happen . . .

Hell Dancer

Welcome to Ekland, the surreal fairy tale landscape where the troops of Deadline Central war against the Ek for the survival of humanity.      The Ek are a race of mutated horses seeking to attain emotional and mental evolution by stealing human souls. They're super-intelligent, violent, and ruthless.      They might just succeed in wiping out humankind, but for two people:      1. Meet Daniel Osiris Soldier, Deadline Central's one man army. Soldier is the ultimate warrior--a man incapable of feeling fear.      2. Meet Sergeant Katherine Manson, Soldier's unit NCO. Sarge is harder than stainless steel fingernails and twice as dangerous. She's also fantastic at manipulating transformation weaponry.      The Ek may kill everyone else on Earth, but as long as Soldier and Sarge remain alive, murdering the human race was simply a waste of time and ammunition. The war hasn't even begun yet.      Have no fear, Soldier is here.

Meat Suitcase

Crowded Quarantine Publications

Brainchew

Consummate EVIL is coming. It is relentless and unavoidable. It is Blue.
Jessica Schreiber is seeing things. Very horrible things. Since arriving in Raynham for what should have been a relaxing vacation, she's been seeing the Big Blue.
Jessica is smelling things too—dead and rotting things that she can't see. She is sure those dead and rotting things are dead people. Lots of dead people.
Jessica's worst nightmares will soon become her reality. Her reality will soon become a terrifying nightmare.
The tentacled residents of the House of Death have a lot that they wish to show Jessica Schreiber. They have a lot that they wish to tell her. But will she survive long enough to learn their lessons?

Blue Nightmares

When 21-year-old Heather Forrest accompanies three of her friends on a weekend trip up to Vermont, she has no idea what she's getting into. Because, during a brief stop in the western Massachusetts woods, the girls get kidnapped and things go rapidly downhill from there. Soon Heather and her friends are fighting for their lives, fighting to survive the most perverted and impossible situation imaginable. And meanwhile, Hank Rollins is also in the woods, hunting the unholy monster that killed his wife and son . . . and he's hunting it with live human bait. Oh yes, there will be blood. And there will be terror and buckets of gore also. And truly horrible atrocities will happen. Most definitely so.

Perverse

The Final Girl

Maryanne Wilson's death was definitely an accident. Her husband Bob had absolutely no intention of killing her.But it was almost certain that a court of law would see things differently, and that was why Bob Wilson decided not to call in the police, but to seek an alternative solution to the problem he'd gotten himself into¿¿A solution which unfortunately only made matters a whole lot worse for him.But, to backtrack a little to the genesis of this momentous disaster¿Everything began because Bob Wilson was working too hard and as a result was neglecting his loving wife, Maryanne.And so, Maryanne asked their upstairs neighbor Jennifer for help.Jennifer Haskins apparently knew a little magic, and so she cast a spell on Bob, one that would help Maryanne get laid on a more regular basis, like every night if she wanted.What could possibly go wrong with a simple arrangement like that?Everything you can't possibly imagine . . .

The Man Who Killed His Wife (and What Happened Afterward)

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