Even the most profane practitioner of the vulgar tongue must sometimes wonder, "Am I doing it right?" This highly entertaining and crucially informative visual guide to the art of swearing employs a variety of quick-read charts and helpful strategies to take salty skills to the next level. Offering history and etymology along with guidance, quips, insults, answers to lingering questions, and much more, How to Swear celebrates the rude ingenuity of using a naughty word to express surprise, excitement, anger, joy, or disgust, limited only by the imagination. It's inspiring. It's educational. It's dirty. It's here to change lives or, at the very least, add some f*#&amp;ing color to the conversation.

How to Swear: An Illustrated Guide

Humor & Entertainment

Wildish, Stephen

Humor

Chronicle Books+

A hilarious, illustrated guide to eating vegan--without the judgment. From the author of How to Swear and How to Adult comes this brilliant, incisively funny guide on how to eat vegan and how to talk vegan written by a vegan who is also an infographic genius. Walking the line perfectly between tongue-in-cheek without being offensive to either vegans or meat-eaters, Wildish provides helpful and humorous infographs for being, shopping, and eating vegan.

How to Vegan: Bitch, Peas

Cookbooks, Food & Wine

Vegetarian & Vegan

Andrews McMeel Publishing

**The perfect gift for the friend who just won’t grow up** Adulting (verb): To do grown-up things and hold responsibilities such as having a job, paying rent or doing laundry. A verb used exclusively by those who adult less than 50 per cent of the time. If you've forgotten to pay your council tax, you’re hungover at work (again) and you’ve been living off pesto pasta for the past seventeen days, it's time to adult. Authentic grown-up Stephen Wildish has produced a book for everyone who feels they need assistance getting through the confusing landscape of the real world.

How to Adult

Health, Fitness & Dieting

Pop Press

How to Vegan

A witty, illustrated infographic guide, covering how to make the perfect brew, tea etiquette and an essential dunking guide Can't we all just get oolong? We are a nation of tea drinkers. 84% of Brits drink tea every day, and we get through 100 million cups daily. When a survey asked us what the country's national emblem should be, the most resounding answer, with 32 per cent of the vote, was a cup of tea. And yet. most of us are doing it wrong. Enter tea-drinking expert and infusion connoisseur, Stephen Wildish. His complete guide to the fine art of tea includes- brewing guides for the proportionally challenged; simple to follow but desperately important rules (such as- the tea-bag and milk should never touch); cooling guides (charting the exact millisecond when the temperature of tea goes from hotter than the sun to stone cold); taxonomies of tea and much more. It is the perfect gift for every tea lover.

How to Drink Tea

Beverages & Wine

Life is much too short to give any real amount of f*cks. Who is this book for? People who give too many f*cks to things they shouldn't give a f*ck about. You have a finite amount of f*cks, spend them wisely. This book contains the word f*ck over 44 thousand times, which is a world record* *Probably, I don't give a f*ck if that's true or not and I couldn't be f*cked to count them.

How to Give Zero F*cks

A wickedly funny illustrated adult gift book for people who give too many f*cks to things they should not give a f*ck about. Do you live your life caring what people think of you? Are you scared to live life how you want? Learning how to give zero f*cks can enrich your life and the lives of those around you. Simply by not giving a f*ck, you can learn how to be different, how to not care what people think of you, and most importantly how to be happy. From work to relationships, dealing with other people to self-care, you will learn how to release the hold other people have on you so you can live the life you want--zero f*cks given. Inspirational as it is irreverent, How to Give Zero F*cks makes a great white elephant or gag gift for family, friends, and co-workers.

How to Give Zero F*cks: An Illustrated Guide (Funny Adult Gift Book, White Elephant or Gag Gift)

Sourcebooks

An irreverent guide and gift book explaining what it means to be an adult in the real world. What does it mean to be an adult? When am I an adult? How can I adult? How can I possibly get to the end of this page without checking social media? To be an adult, physically, is to be a person who is fully grown or developed. To be an adult socially is to be financially self-reliant (to have a job), to be independent (to not live with your parents), and responsible (to be able to make sensible decisions). Legally you are an adult at 18, but adulthood can be a state of mind. There are children out there running their own companies. They are adulting better than you. Stephen Wildish presents his findings, via charts, graphs, and illustrations, of what it means to adult in the areas of bed, work, social media, household chores, grooming, conversations, finances, and food and drink in this hilarious and relatable gift book, for anyone questioning whether or not they're doing this thing--i.e. "adulting"--correctly. A hilarious gift for: <ul> <li>White elephant, gag gift, or stocking stuffer</li> <li>New high school or college graduates</li> <li>Teen girl or boy birthday</li> <li>The friend or family member who refuses to grow up</li> </ul>

How to Adult: An Illustrated Guide (Hilarious Life Skills Graduation Gift for High School or College Students)

The chances of your cat plotting to kill you are low, but they're never zero, are they? Find out if your cat is a hateful Hannibal Lickter waiting to strike or a darling Dolly Purrton in the making. This purrsonality quiz is killer. In ancient Egypt cats were viewed as gods and in the modern day they are no stranger to worship as the internet's favorite animal, but have you ever stopped to consider the true nature of the smug little creatures we so willingly welcome into our homes? What's going on behind those eyes? Nothing? Or something sinister? With 16 personality profiles and tips on how to live in harmony with your cat, no matter their personality, find out if your furry friends dreams of world peace or world domination. The perfect gag gift for every cat lover!

Is Your Cat a Psychopath?: A Personality Quiz Book to Find Out If Your Cat Is Pussolini or Mother Purresa

Grasping how to swear is a crucial skill to any English-speaker, but it can be a tricky business. Owing to the rich and complex history of swearing, a single word can have a host of different meanings – from expressing surprise, excitement, anger, celebration, disgust or simply that you’re fucked off. If you don’t get it right, you could really be in the shit. 
 How to Swear, by graphic artist and swearing-connoisseur Stephen Wildish, uses all manner of charts and flow diagrams to teach you all you need to know, including: the building blocks of an effective insult; the adverbial uses of various types of animal excrement (horseshit, apeshit etc); and the different parts of speech a swear word can fulfil: ‘Fucking fuck, the fucking fucker’s fucked’. This beautiful (and rude) book will take you right to the heart of the wondrous world of swearing, with a lot of laughs on the way.

How to Swear

Reference

Words, Language & Grammar

Ebury Press

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