Two gassy brothers. One mad clown with Weapons of Mass Flatulation. Can kid fart power save the world's butt?
Willy and Peter just want to sit around gaming and farting. So it’s really annoying when they’re out shopping for their sister’s birthday, and end up captured by crazed clowns who want to take over the planet.
From a remote bouncy castle dungeon to the White House itself, can Willy and Peter outsmart—and out-fart—the evil clowns? Can they save the human race from ex-stink-tion? And still get home in time for their sister’s birthday?
“Two thumbs up and a belch!” -Amazon reviewer’s 8-year-old grandson
They’re the smelliest new heroes on the block, in their own butt-blasting adventure series for kids ages 8 to 12. Even the most reluctant readers will laugh their underpants off! Get a whiff of Chapter 1 in the preview.
Please note that this is the American-spelling edition.

The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers Save the World!: A Comedy Thriller Adventure that Truly Stinks (Humorous action book for preteen kids age 9-12); ... Flatulent Fart Brothers; Us Edition)

Children's Books

Whalen, M.D.

Literature & Fiction

Top Floor Books

Can these two gas-tronauts save the universe’s butt?
Willy and Peter need to get as far as possible from their sister’s dumb kindergarten pageant. But they never expected to blast their butts into space!
There they make a disgusting discovery that could wipe out the Moon in one gross stink bomb.
Do they have enough gas in their guts to repel gassy green aliens from Uranus? Can farts alone rocket them back to earth? And how did their sister’s hamster get into the space capsule and chew up all the wires?
It’s the second exciting volume in the butt-blasting new adventure series for kids. With hilarious pictures and action-packed text, even the most reluctant readers will howl out both ends! Ages 9-12. Get a whiff of Chapter 1 in the preview.
Please note that this is the American-spelling edition.

The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers Go to the Moon!: A Spaced Out Comedy SciFi Adventure that Truly Stinks (Humorous action book for preteen kids ... Flatulent Fart Brothers; Us Edition)

How much do you know about farts? 
Did you know it would take just nine farts from every person on earth to power an atomic bomb? That fish farts nearly triggered a war against Russia? That women's farts smell worse than men's? Pfwoort! It's all in this book. Did you know that inhaling farts is healthy, yet people fart after death? That you can get a job as a professional fart smeller? That farting is illegal in Africa but polite in South America? Heard any ancient Babylonian fart jokes lately? Blorrrk! It's all in this book. Do you know the fartiest animal on earth? The fartiest food? Know how many farts you inhale on a cross-country flight? Can farts power astronauts through space? Fweeeet! It's all in this book. Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Then you should read this gas-powered, illustrated encyclopedia of fun and flatulent facts! Makes a perfect gag gift or bathroom read. Get it now at this bottom-end, blow-out price, and become an expert in the windy and wacky science, history, and art of musical gas! Please note that this is the American-spelling edition.

The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Big Book of Farty Facts: An Illustrated Guide to the Science, History, and Art of Farting (Humorous reference book for preteen kids age 8 -12

Humor

Be a smarter farter! 
Did you know that cats fart more in Pennsylvania? That Mississippi students go to jail for farting? That there's a movie award for Best Fart? Blonnnk! It's all in this book. Did you know that moth farts kill, but kangaroo farts can save the planet? That nurse farts could be dangerous, yet breathing in farts might have cured the Great Plague? That some of the world's greatest writers have all written about farts? How do you say fart in French, Chinese, or Swahili? Flooooorpp! It’s all in this book. Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Increase your Fart IQ and impress your friends and teachers with this gas-powered, illustrated fact-filled follow-up to the best-selling original Big Book of Farty Facts.
You can never get enough farts! Makes a perfect gag gift or bathroom read.
Please note that this is the American-spelling edition.

The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Second Big Book of Farty Facts: An Illustrated Guide to the Science, History, Art, and Literature of Farting ... Flatulent Fart Brothers' Fun Facts)

Fifty entertaining but true facts about the science, history, and pleasures of mucus, including fifty illustrations and famous quotes.

The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Big Book of Snotty Facts: An Illustrated Guide to the Science, History, and Pleasures of Mucus; US edition (Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Fun Facts)

The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Big Book of Snotty Facts: An Illustrated Guide to the Science, History, and Pleasures of Mucus; UK edition (Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Fun Facts)

COLOR - CUT OUT - SEND!30 animal greeting cards with matching envelopes to color and assemble, for ages 4-8. It's a coloring book and activity book for kids rolled into one!Each card features different animals in every major habitat-from jungles and deserts to rivers and seas-created by award-winning Disney artist Florentino Gopez. No duplicates! Color the front and inside, even the envelope has an animal to color. Then cut them out, fold and assemble, add your own message, and sign.Give your child a book that inspires creativity and imagination while encouraging generosity and connection with others. Let them share their love of animals with friends and family by giving a colorful greeting made by her or him! Perfect for birthdays and holidays, or just to say hi.About this awesome animal coloring book / craft book:?	30 card fronts, 30 insides, and 30 envelopes = 90 coloring activities.?	All drawings are based on real animals in natural settings.?	No animal captivity or exploitation is depicted.?	The artist has carefully designed each drawing to be entertaining and suitable for children as young as 4 and as old as 10. The artwork is neither too intricate nor too simplistic.?	Cards after assembly are 5.5 x 4 inches/16.5 x 12.8 cm.?	Printed on bright white regular weight paper, not cheap newsprint.?	Adult participation recommended when cutting out.Your child will have hours of fun and thirty beautiful creations to share, all for one low price!Coloring book for kids · Activity book for kids · Children activity book · Cute animals · Funny animals

Animal Greeting Cards Coloring Book: Color · Cut Out · Send; Create Your Own Funny Animal Cards, Awesome Activity Book for Kids (Greeting Card Coloring Books)

Animals

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