Show that special someone how much they truly mean to you. Gurgle the sweet language of Love into their ear, then present them with this book so that they can figure out why you are talking Martian. We all know what difficult it can be when you try to tell that special someone how much they mean to you. Gestures filled with love and romance somehow always ends up a bit of an embarrassment. You buy lilies when you know they remind your girlfriend of death. You cook a delicious peanut curry for the boyfriend with nut allergies. And you can that whilst you meant this day to be the day you told them those three magic words, all you'll be able to muster are some not very romantic four letter ones. Vimrod is here to say all those romantic things you've been desperate to say but just couldn't find the right way to say them. I'm so in love with you. Let's fly to the moon and back (we can stop for a quick pee though if you need one) I wanna hug ya, like do donut hugs da hole in da don

Love

Swerling, Lisa

Health, Fitness & Dieting

HARPERCOLLINS,AUSTRALIA

Dad's are great. They cook (ok, order fish and chips), clean (the car), entertain (if you can count snoring on the sofa after Sunday lunch entertaining) and can act as a free taxi service and a bank machine at the same time! No wonder you want to show how much you love and appreciate him with this irreverent and devilishly cheeky collection.He's called 'Daddy' when you're little or when you want something very expensive; 'Father' when you get older and are trying to be condescending; 'Pop' or 'Granddad' when you get kids of your own, and *?!@ when he says the forbidden phrase 'You're not going out like that!' But deep down, he's always the same old Dad.Show the most special man in the world how much you love, appreciate and respect him with a collection of funny and profound illustrations.dad, you're the best. When I'm old I want to doeverything the way you do it,except the way you eat, the way you dance,and some of your opinions are, well,crap.Simple but bold illustrations with bright and cheery colours make this the perfect gift for the man with the bottomless wallet and the hairless head (aka Dad).

Dads. Lisa Swerling and Ralph Lazar

Literature & Fiction

Humor & Satire

Indulgence (Vimrod)

Lazar, Ralph

Harpercollins Entertainment

'Football is great.' 'You can say that again.' 'Football is great.' A tiny little package of fun brimming with jokes, fables and philosophy to celebrate all that is witty, clever and wonderful about men. In between their farts. What ever happened to the good old bloke? Well, he's still here! Watching football, drinking beer, sitting on the sofa, and going hunting (for girls, not beasts). / There is no place like home. Except the pub. That is kind of like home to me. / I fart when provoked. / I am not stubborn. I am merely correct. Add a little more beer, the odd game of two halves and you get pretty close to why this book is perfect for any guy!it's the bible of blokehood!

Blokehood. by Lisa Swerling, Ralph Lazar

People look everywhere for good advice. They seek it out in self-help books or in their therapist's office. But really, all the advice anyone needs is in Vimrod's life. This tiny, addictive character shows us that life isn't all that serious.In fact, it's almost comical.Cheaper than a therapist -- and funnier.* Take in this life lesson: "Try, try, try again. If still you don't succeed, pay for someone else to do it." Well said.* A perfect graduation, encouragement, accomplishment, all-occasion gift.* Get through life in 32 pages and survive happily with original illustrated snippets of wisdom and contemplation.

life: life is terribly long isn't it? shall we rest?

Religion & Spirituality

Andrews McMeel Publishing

Box Inspector &amp; Other Important Jobs for Cats is a hilarious and cute collection of cat comics, lessons and insights. It includes a primer of all the jobs cats were born to do, with a bonus directory of the questions cats ask, and a very useful test to see whether you are a crazy cat parent.

Box Inspector and other Important Jobs for Cats

Humor & Entertainment

Humor

The illustrated ABC of why I love you

Comics & Graphic Novels

Graphic Novels

Last Lemon

True love is BIG, but made of many small happy moments. This book reminds us of all the simple ways we experience happiness in love and every day, beautifully illustrated to celebrate, share and maybe even color in! From New York Times bestselling author/illustrators Lisa Swerling and Ralph Lazar, this book is the perfect way to show 'I love you' to that special person in your life. It makes a unique and special gift for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, weddings or just because.

Happiness is... a coloring book all about love

Parenting & Relationships

“Do you want to hear a bad cat joke? Just kitten.” Illustrations bring the silliness to a whole new level in this book of jokes kids will adore. Every joke is illustrated! This illustrated book by the New York Times–bestselling creators of the Happiness Is . . . project will leave your family in stitches. The World’s Best Jokes for Kids Volume 1 is filled with hundreds of corny, brilliant, and silly jokes—each paired with a small drawing that’s a sweet comic gem in itself. It’s the perfect book for road trips, rainy days, or those special moments when kids and parents can laugh together.

The World's Best Jokes for Kids Volume 1: Every Single One Illustrated

Children's Books

"What did the table say to the chair? Dinner's on me." Kids love jokes, and they also love silly drawings. This book is unique in that every joke is illustrated by New York Times bestselling duo Swerling &amp; Lazar. Each drawing is a sweet comic gem in itself and will help get the kids reading ... and the whole family laughing. This illustrated book by the New York Times bestselling creators of the Happiness Is . . . project will leave your family in stitches. The World’s Best Jokes for Kids Volume 2 is filled with hundreds of corny, brilliant, and silly jokes—each paired with a small drawing that’s a sweet comic gem in itself. It’s the perfect book for road trips, rainy days, or those special moments when kids and parents can laugh together.

The World's Best Jokes for Kids Volume 2: Every Single One Illustrated

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