THE GODS ARE FUNNY.
Except when you piss them off.
Then they suck.
They really, really suck.
(Really).
Alexander Weiss discovers this tidbit when he inadvertently insults Athena, Goddess of Wisdom, and she casts him away on a forgotten isle filled with statues.
Being marooned is bad enough, but the fact that the island is also the home of Euryale, elder sister to Medusa, makes the situation a touch worse. The only thing keeping Alex from being petrified is the fact that Euryale has taken a liking to the blundering mortal.
For now.
What follows next is a wild, adventurous tale filled with heroes, gods, monsters, love, and war that is nothing short of legendary.
If you're a fan of Neil Gaiman, Christopher Moore, Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, or girls with snakes, this is the novel for you. Grab your copy today!

The Gorgon Bride

Science Fiction & Fantasy

Surlak-Ramsey, Galen

Fantasy

Tiny Fox Press LLC

THE GODS ARE FUNNY.
Except when you piss them off.
Then they suck.
They really, really suck.
(Really).
Alexander Weiss discovers this tidbit when he inadvertently insults Athena, Goddess of Wisdom, and she casts him away on a forgotten isle filled with statues.
Being marooned is bad enough, but the fact that the island is also the home of Euryale, elder sister to Medusa, makes the situation a touch worse. The only thing keeping Alex from being petrified is the fact that Euryale has taken a liking to the blundering mortal.
For now.
What follows next is a wild, adventurous tale filled with heroes, gods, monsters, love, and war that is nothing short of legendary.
If you're a fan of Neil Gaiman, Christopher Moore, Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, or girls with snakes, this is the novel for you. Grab your copy today!

The Gorgon Bride (Myths of Stone)

Apocalypse How? (Dakota Adams)

I never thought I’d have a bounty on my head the size of the Milky Way.
Of course, I never thought I’d be able to bend time, either.
But hey, life is full of surprises.
Don’t get me wrong, feeling like a goddess has its perks, but those perks come with a hefty price. My brain is tapioca. I’m stranded in the middle of dead space. Ratters are using me for target practice, and a giant, cybernetic monster named Oscar is trying to make me his chew toy.
All this because I played superhero (or thief, according to some) and snatched a doomsday device from an intergalactic mobster.
So if I don’t make it out of here alive, remember this:
Above all else, I want a Viking funeral.

Science Fiction

Rise of the Gorgon (Myths of Stone)

BEING IMMORTAL IS GREAT.
Except when you’re an outcast.
Then it sucks.
It really, really sucks.
(Really).
Euryale, sister of Medusa, longs to be accepted, but no matter what she does, all she gets is more of the same: heroes who want to kill her; strangers who want to manipulate her; and gods who want to torment her.
But there’s only so much a gorgon can take.
So when Euryale finally snaps and seeks vengeance, she discovers an ancient being who offers her a way to bring all of her enemies to their knees—if she’s willing to pay a hefty price.
And for a girl who’s shunned by all, what’s one more curse to bear?
Rise of the Gorgon is the wild, adventurous sequel to The Gorgon Bride, but is also a perfect jumping-on point for new readers.

Spoilers: Things Get Worse (Dakota Adams)

Time travel is messy. And I don't mean morning hair after prom, messy. I mean flushing dynamite down the toilet, messy.Long story short: Ship, trashed. Food stores, gone. Ravenous monsters, everywhere.Worst of all, I have to listen to my best bud and his new harem of space cats constantly "repopulate" their species. I swear to god, if I don't find some ear plugs soon, I'm going stick my head in a warp coil.The silver lining to our predicament is that the abandoned facility we found has some sweet tech we might be able to use to escape--assuming we can bring it back online before we're eaten.That said, should this be the end of my epic adventure, always remember: if I die, I want a Viking funeral.Spoilers: Things Get Worse is the faced-paced, immensely fun sequel to Apocalypse How? and the second book in the Dakota Adams sci-fi adventure series.

Time travel is messy. And I don’t mean morning hair after prom, messy. I mean flushing dynamite down the toilet, messy.
Long story short:
Ship, trashed. Food stores, gone. Ravenous monsters, everywhere.
Worst of all, I have to listen to my best bud and his new harem of space cats constantly “repopulate” their species. I swear to god, if I don’t find some ear plugs soon, I’m going stick my head in a warp coil.
The silver lining to our predicament is that the abandoned facility we found has some sweet tech we might be able to use to escape—assuming we can bring it back online before we’re eaten.
That said, should this be the end of my epic adventure, always remember: if I die, I want a Viking funeral.
Spoilers: Things Get Worse is the faced-paced, immensely fun sequel to Apocalypse How? and the second book in the Dakota Adams sci-fi adventure series.

Know what’s great about a little black dress? I can really rock it when it’s time for some R&amp;R. Know what’s not so great about it? It’s a pretty crappy outfit when Armageddon comes and your holiday goes belly up. Which is exactly what just happened to me. So now instead of sipping mimosas and playing with exotic wildlife, I’m trying to survive a cataclysm of biblical proportions. But hey, at least I’m getting my cardio in for the year. And if somehow I can find Yet Another Wormhole™ and warp my butt back to Mars, I’ll have one hell of a story to tell. That said, always remember, if I die, I want a Viking funeral. So Close to Home is the third book in the Dakota Adams sci-fi adventure series, and immediately follows the events of the hit Spoilers: Things Get Worse. It’s a perfect fit for readers who love gripping page turners with memorable characters and plenty of lighthearted fun.
Grab your copy today!

So Close To Home (Dakota Adams)

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The Gorgon Bride

The Gorgon Bride (Myths of Stone)

Apocalypse How? (Dakota Adams)

Rise of the Gorgon (Myths of Stone)

Rise of the Gorgon (Myths of Stone)

Apocalypse How? (Dakota Adams)

Spoilers: Things Get Worse (Dakota Adams)

Spoilers: Things Get Worse (Dakota Adams)

So Close To Home (Dakota Adams)

So Close To Home (Dakota Adams)