In This Corner...
Ladies and gentlemen! The Disney Boxing Commission proudly presents a full card of theme park fisticuffs between your favorite Disney attractions, restaurants, and resorts. There will be winners, and there might be blood. A Disney theme park guidebook like no other!
Professional boxing judge Dan Sisneros leads a who's who of Disney experts, including Len Testa, co-author of The Unofficial Guide to Walt Disney World, in unique, round-by-round showdowns between evenly matched theme park opponents. Do you ever wonder what's better, Big Thunder Mountain Railroad or the Matterhorn? Now you're going to find out, as punches fly.
Over multiple rounds each "boxer" is rated on various factors such as theming, queues, backstory, Imagineering, and many others. The judges score each round, evaluating and explaining the good and the bad, and then declare a winner.
No matter how much you know about the Disney theme parks, you've never read about them like this before!
Among the fourteen bouts on our colossal card:
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<li>Jungle Cruise vs Kilimanjaro Safaris</li>
<li>Dole Whip vs Mickey's Premium Ice Cream Bar</li>
<li>Haunted Mansion (Disneyland) vs Haunted Mansion (Disney World)</li>
<li>California Screamin' vs Rock 'n' Roller Coaster</li>
</ul>
Let's have a clean fight, with no punching below the FastPass!

Disney Tale of the Tape: Theme Park Boxing

Travel

Sisneros, Dan

Specialty Travel

Theme Park Press

When the Sweet Science Turns Sour
Brawls, nudity, riots, sucker punches—sometimes the "gentleman's sport" isn't so gentle. Boxing judge Dan Sisneros has seen both the best and the worst that professional boxing has to offer. In Mat Tales, he invites you into the ring for a few rounds of the worst.
From relative unknowns like Nate Campbell and Pedro Cardenas to monsters of the marquee like Mike Tyson, Roberto Duran, and Lennox Lewis, you'll have a ringside seat to the beatdowns, bloodbaths, and bloopers that have no place in the annals of the sport.
Sisneros tells over thirty of his best stories, spanning fights from small towns across America to the big-time arenas of Atlantic City, Las Vegas, and New York City. It's boxing at its worst—before, during, and after the bell. Be ready for more than a rumble.
If you're looking for a clean fight, you're in the wrong place.

Mat Tales: True Stories from the Bizarre, Brutal World of Pro Boxing

Sports & Outdoors

Individual Sports

Pulp Hero Press

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