In his debut collection of candid, shocking and just plain hilarious essays, comedic artist and musician, Greg Scarnici recounts the period in his life when he was just starting to understand his sexuality and the city of New York that he calls home. From getting high with the ‘midget’ from Twin Peaks to giving a trucker a lap dance to the tune of Pebbles’ “Mercedes Boy,” I HOPE MY MOTHER DOESN’T READ THIS offers a snapshot of an artist coming to grips with his comedic artistry at a time when gay comedians were not as accepted as they are today. There are tales of sordid hook-ups, riotous soirees, narcotic mishaps, and an unforgettable encounter with Gina Gershon at a Saturday Night Live after-party, where Greg currently works as an Associate Producer. No emotional stone is left unturned as Scarnici gives readers an uncensored and uproariously funny look into every step of becoming, as legendary nightlife columnist Michael Musto calls him: “One of the funniest people in NYC – as well as one of its biggest freaks.”

I Hope My Mother Doesn't Read This

Scarnici, Greg

Biographies & Memoirs

Thought Catalog Books

In his second collection of humorous essays, comedian, Greg Scarnici recounts some of his shocking and scandalous experiences over twenty-five seasons on New York’s Fire Island. From tea dances in Fire Island Pines to drag competitions in Cherry Grove, Scarnici paints a picture of what a typical summer on the island of misfit boys is like. Highlights include being crowned the Worst Drag Queen in Cherry Grove, getting innocently lured to a "sex dungeon" that was actually a 3X4 garden shed, and riding the ferry as his alter ego, Levonia Jenkins, every Fourth of July with two hundred other drag queens during the annual Invasion of The Pines.Along the way, Scarnici weaves in some of the history of Cherry Grove, and introduces some of its most colorful characters. Find out what it’s like to slap on a synthetic wig on a ninety-degree afternoon, hook up in the notorious Meat Rack, and party on the beach until the sun rises during the annual Pines Party. "Greg Scarnici is not only on Fire Island, he's on fire! His breathless tales of drag queens subverting and carrying on in the Pines and the Grove are as revealing and informative as Speedos on a flaccid penis." -Michael Musto, NewNowNext“Greg has given me the greatest gift - hearing his stories is like getting to eavesdrop and spy on my favorite misfit boys until I’m clutching my pearls and gasping.”- Cecily Strong, Saturday Night Live“I’m still not sure if I should be flattered or sue over the story of mine Greg shares, but since the rest of his Fire Island tales are painted in equally hilarious and scandalous shades, I’m just gonna keep my attorney on retainer in case this becomes a movie.” – Sherry Vine, Drag Diva

Dungeons and Drag Queens: Fire Island through the eyes of its worst drag queen

Independently published

At long last, an affordable, soft-cover release of Greg Scarnici's drag-tastic re-imagining of Madonna's infamous SEX book, shot entirely on Fire Island. Featuring Greg as Mandonna, Bob the Drag Queen, Chris Go-Go Harder, Dallas Dubois, Logan Hardcore and more. Photographed by Wilson Models. Edited by Deputy DirtyLegs. Please note, this book is 72 pages long. Greg Scarnici is a comedic writer, director, producer, actor, DJ and musician whose videos have been viewed over 10 million times on YouTube and a host of other sites. His work has also been featured on MTV, VH1, Fox News and CNN. He currently works as an Associate Producer at "Saturday Night Live" as well as in various other capacities in theater, film and nightlife. Books include his debut collection of humorous essays: "I Hope My Mother Doesn't Read This," "SEX IN DRAG," and his latest humorous essay collection about Fire Island, "Dungeons and Drag Queens."

SEX IN DRAG: A parody of Madonna's infamous SEX book

Arts & Photography

Photography & Video

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I Hope My Mother Doesn't Read This

Dungeons and Drag Queens: Fire Island through the eyes of its worst drag queen

SEX IN DRAG: A parody of Madonna's infamous SEX book