Hide spaghetti in your hair, Keep crisps in your underwear. This outrageous, tongue-in-cheek exploration of mealtime chaos will have children in stitches. Full of mischief and mess, it revels in the fun you can have with food. Squish it, slosh it, squirt it, squeeze it!

Never Use a Knife and Fork

Children's Books

Neil Goddard

Literature & Fiction

Pan Childrens

Hide spaghetti in your hair, Keep crisps in your underwear. This outrageous, tongue-in-cheek exploration of mealtime chaos will have children in stitches. Full of mischief and mess, it revels in the fun you can have with food. Squish it, slosh it, squirt it, squeeze it...but never use a knife and fork!

See the best price to sell, buy, or rent books by Neil Goddard. BookScouter helps to compare book prices from 25+ online bookstores and 30+ buyback vendors with a single search.

Books by Neil Goddard

See the best price to sell, buy, or rent books by Neil Goddard. BookScouter helps to compare book prices from 25+ online bookstores and 30+ buyback vendors with a single search.

Never Use a Knife and Fork

Never Use a Knife and Fork