Snarky? Of course. Real world? You bet! This feisty book divulges the secret meanings behind every dream symbol, in language that is engaging, insightful, and most of all, fun. Find out the down-and-dirty truth of nocturnal snoozefests by browsing the alphabetical listings (from “abbey” to “zoo”) and the riotously funny advice. With “secrets to make you look good” and “stretching the truth” case histories, this truly is a unique take on Freud and Jung-bad ass style!

Big Bad Ass Book of Dreams

Religion & Spirituality

Napoli, James

Vollmar, Klaus

New Age & Spirituality

Union Square & Co.

Oozing with sarcasm and bursting with real-world advice, Big Bad Ass Book of the Zodiac provides the lowdown on your personality, career, friendships, and love life. Separate chapters for each astrological symbol (including those of the Chinese zodiac) make it easy to find the facts…even if you can't handle the truth! From why Aries often “fake it” to what leisure activities a Taurus enjoys (spoiler: saving money), this guide is a slap in the face that's good for you.

Big Bad Ass Book of the Zodiac

Diagram Group, The

Tolerate ignorance? Really? So not necessary. This laugh-out-loud dictionary is the perfect lesson in snarkiness. Why suffer the tiny minds of the plebian rabble with whom you come in daily contact, reasons James Napoli, executive vice president of the National Sarcasm Society. So, with The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm, he provides an A-Z guide to turn to whenever you need to set someone straight. From advertisements to e-mail, materialism to remote controls, there's a witty answer for every situation. “You have been waiting patiently for a dictionary like this to come along. And now it is here,” recognizes Napoli. “Not that you give a crap.”

The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm: A Lexicon for Those of Us Who Are Better and Smarter Than the Rest of You (Volume 1)

Humor & Entertainment

Humor

The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm gets a mating-season follow-up! From abstinence to zipper, every aspect of sex, relationships, and even love comes in for humor, mockery, and ridicule here. Snarky and caustic and always funny, James Napoli reclaims the complex world of sex by laughing at its rudeness, naughtiness, and just plain silliness. This Official Dictionary is the perfect book for everyone who wants the naked truth behind the things we find most sacred.

The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm: Sex & Relationships: A Lexicon for Those of Us Who Are Getting Some. . . and Are Smarter About It Than Everyone Else*

Long live snarkiness! When you need to impart your wit and wisdom to the world, these 45 snippy postcards will do the trick. The brainchild of James Napoli, executive vice president of the National Sarcasm Society and creator of The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm, this cutting collection will provoke thought, inspire laughs, and make people (especially the dull ones) very uncomfortable.

The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm Postcards: 45 Cards for Those of Us Who Are Better and Smarter Than the Rest of You (Volume 3)

Sterling

Get your snark on, with this hilarious compendium from the author of The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm. It’s the perfect book for today’s world. The battle for sanity and intelligence rages on! Read any news story today and it’s clear that idiots are everywhere. For that reason, James Napoli, the esteemed director of the National Sarcasm Society, has created a smart-aleck new dictionary that defines pop-culture touchstones and throws shade on the hopelessly foolish. With copiously illustrated and snarky entries on everything from “Alternative Facts” and “Congress” to “Cable News” and “Uber” (A convenient way to entrust your transportation to a potential serial killer . . . “), The Official Dictionary of Idiocy brings some much-needed laughter to these crazy days.

The Official Dictionary of Idiocy: A Lexicon For Those of Us Who Are Far Less Idiotic Than the Rest of You (Volume 4)

Tolerate ignorance?&nbsp;Really?&nbsp;So&nbsp;not&nbsp;necessary. The bestselling Official Dictionary of Sarcasm offers laugh-out-loud, perfect lessons in snarkiness--now available in a daily dose as a day-to-day calendar. In the bestselling&nbsp;The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm, humorist James Napoli provided an A-Z guide to turn to whenever you need to set someone straight on everything from beer to Bluetooth, from camping to karaoke, from Socrates to Spider-Man. "You have been waiting patiently for a dictionary like this to come along. And now it is here," Napoli observed. "Not that you give a crap." Now you can get a quick jolt of sarcasm every day in this "essential" day-to-day calendar, with tear-off pages, day and date reference on every page, major and national holidays, and combined weekend pages.

Official Dictionary of Sarcasm 2023 Day-to-Day Calendar

Thinking of working for Santa? Think again! Discovered somewhere in the vast confines of a Newark warehouse used to store elf clothing for Christmas displays (and right beside a half-pint of rye), this tattered book blows the lid off the inside doings at the North Pole. The holiday workshop has been a secret society for far too long, keeping mum about its office practices, low or non-existent wages, hazardous weather duty, squalid living conditions (elves and reindeer live together), and big-brother snooping. It’s even been said that the management can see you when you’re sleeping! The North Pole Employee Handbook reveals everything about how things really get done, from “The Company’s” anti-labor-organizing regulations to its strict totalitarian control of the media to its stringent non-compete claus(e) for elves. Santa jolly? We think not. Training, dress code, employee classifications, time sheets, on the job safety, sick leave, official holidays (they don’t even get Christmas off!), and much more are all written down here…and now, the truth is out there for us all. This playful “facsimile” edition of the ancient handbook makes a great holiday gift. Give it to those you love…and save them from the big boss up North!

The North Pole Employee Handbook: A Guide to Policies, Rules, Regulations and Daily Operations for the Worker at North Pole Industries

Cider Mill Press

Violation! is a collection of "parking tickets", citations that look like the real thing but in fact are humorous takes on common "everyday offenses" such as taking up two parking spaces, not putting the seat down in the bathroom, not clearing the paper jam at the photo copier, and so on., and so one- (because your day is filled with people intent on ruining your day!) Each ticket includes humorous copy, and also includes fines, "penalties" and the appropriate insults for those offenders that you would prefer to avoid, and would rather your retribution to be dolled out from afar, i.e. " We all have to park on this street!" and "I pity your family and friends", and for work place offenses, "I'm getting paid like you, except I'm actually doing my job". Violation! is a fun way to get your point across to others in a way that's funny, yet direct. A great gift for commuters, families, college students, and anyone who's bothered by the sometimes inconsiderate behavior of others.

Violation!: The Ultimate Ticket Book

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