With our buoyant demeanour and outgoing nature, isn't Scottish humour just grand! Reading this book will produce the cackling sound of Scottish laughter for we Scots have something that sets us apart from other countries...the justified reputation of being able to laugh at ourselves. And, as our history proves, the nation that laughs together can conquer any challenge.Scottish humour also travels well from this epicentre of western civilisation to delight the rest of the world. Our culture is a hard working, living one, with laughter a necessary part of our lives. And now, "Tartan Titters!" brings together the best jokes in the land for the very first time, and proves beyond doubt that Scotland is one of the friendliest and funniest nations on Earth.

Tartan Titters!: The Ultimate Scottish Joke Book

Humor & Entertainment

Morrison, Allan

Humor

B & W Pub

The author has chosen one event from each of the last 1000 years of Scottish history (ranging from the serious to the humorous) to create an almanac for the year 2000. The pocket-sized souvenir is illustrated by cartoonist Rupert Besley.

Whaur's Yer Wullie Shakespeare Noo: Scotland's Millennium Souvenir (Scottish Literature)

Neil Wilson Pub Ltd

A frequently hilarious and often wise collection of Scots sayings which our Grannies always seemed to have to hand for all manner of situations and circumstances. They cover marriage, cooking, the home, money, sex, the Kirk, the future, health, happiness, poverty, travel, death, birth and a lot more. Each saying is accompanied by a straightforward English equivalent for ease of understanding by tourists and visitors from overseas. Over 50 cartoon illustrations by Rupert Besley accompany the text.

Haud Yer Wheesht: Your Scottish Granny's Favorite Sayings (English and Scots Edition)

This unique collection by bestselling author Allan Morrison is sure to tickle the funny bones of Scots of all ages and their friends at home and abroad.

Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff a Bus!': Scots Grandchildren on Their Grannies

Allan Morrison has produced another Xmas cracker with 'See you Jimmy!' The Humour, The People and the Patter o' The Clyde Shipyards, a natural follow-up to the adventures of Big Aggie MacDonald, the Glasgow tramcar clippie in 'Cummoangetaff!'. Featuring the sorts of high-jinks and capers as made famous by the likes of Billy Connelly, Chick Murray, Nicholas Parsons and other famous shipyard workers, See You Jimmy! is a hilarious and nostalgic tribute to Glasgow's shipyard culture.

See You Jimmy!: The Humour, the People and the Patter O' the Clyde Shipyards

A collection of utterances from the mouths of Scottish schoolchildren over the last 70 years, which have been gathered by best-selling author Allan Morrison.

Oor Wee School¹: Wis a Rare Wee School!

Children's Books

Interlink Pub Group Inc

These adventures of Big Aggie MacDonald will take you back to the golden age of the tram. Her rich, biting patter, indiscriminately targeted at all and sundry, is the stuff for which streetwise Glaswegians have become renowned.

"Cummoangetaff!": The Adventures of Big Aggie MacDonald, The Glasgow Tramcar Clippie

Besley

Jokes classic, jokes new, jokes modern, old and blue... they're all here in Allan Morrison's book. From one-liners to shaggy dog stories, from Q&amp;As to riddles, this book has the lot. Hot topics include: Glasgow versus Edinburgh; Scotsmen; Scotswomen; The Scottish Parliament; kilts and bagpipes and stuff; the workplace; at home with the Scots; Scottish education; Marriage; the Scots at worship; the fitba'; the English prudence; and the wee naughty ones.

Laugh Scotland

Allan Morrison has again scoured the hearts and minds of Scots at home and abroad to bring this hilarious compilation of sayings that reveal the inner workings of that most formidable of personalities...your mother! Over 350 lies and 250 truths are here, and when you utter them you should have a scowl on your face and a lump in your throat! 
 Here are some examples: "If you don't behave ah'll pawn ye an' sell the ticket!" "A wee birdie told me." "Ye don't need tae brush all yer teeth, jist the wans ye want tae keep." "No, I wasn't looking through your drawers. I was just putting away your clean underwear." "What happened to your bedroom floor? I can't find it."

"Lies and Truths ma Mother Telt Me!"

A compilation of those phrases and sayings which hen-pecked and harassed (and well-loved) Scottish dads have uttered to their children over the years. Favourites include: Everyone in this house is entitled to my opinion! and It's OK wi' me if it's OK wi yer mother!.

Away An' Ask Yer Mother!: Your Scottish Father's Favourite Sayings

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