Between these covers lies a cornucopia of wonders. Step into a world that defies all logic. One of masturbatory headphones, diabolically toppled comb-jars, moustache-filled ejaculations, malfunctioning bookmarks, bricolage scrotums, wank fairies and a poorly conceived theory regarding wall stability. A world where ball popping is the only solution to the scrotum's poor aesthetic qualities and true love can lead a man to transpose menstruation across gender lines. Not to mention a blink so immensely powerful that mild abrasion can ensue. There's also a lime.Truly some of the strangest stories ever told. In his debut collection Matthew Revert has concocted a bizarre vortex of fiction by turns hilarious, disturbing, thought-provoking and just plain odd. A Million Versions of Right will force you to find logic in the illogic and shun anything resembling common sense.Like the faecal scrawl of a madman without the unpleasant smell

A Million Versions of Right

Matthew Revert

Legume Man Books

I Transgress: An Anthology of

Violet LeVoit

Samuel R. Delany

John Skipp

SCOTT PHILLIPS

Thomas, Moore

The Residents

Tom Bradley

Gary J. Shipley

Andrew Gallix

Michael Salerno

Lauren Sapala

Garret Cook

Salo Press

Man woke on the floor of an unfamiliar living room. He couldn't remember how he got there. In fact, he couldn't remember anything. I was protecting something. I think. Man winced when he stood up. His head was really killing him. He went out the shattered front door, and started his long search for... something. —Nathaniel Lambert, "Chapter 34 is Another Flashback" 555 stories. 55 words each. 5 minutes to live. Wait, what? NOW YOU FUCKED UP Explore the surreal, the horrific, and the absurd in this compilation of short-short stories by eleven of the best entertainers in the indie press community. With so many stories to choose from, there's something for everyone* to love. The first in a series of five such collections, 555 Vol. 1 will force you to question the limits of storytelling. *Except Jim. There's no pleasing Jim, and we have made no attempt to do so. Ricardo peeled his face back like a banana peel and gently folded the weathered skin. A green motherboard whirred inside the contours of his face and lights flashed on and off. He fiddled with the central processing unit and something hissed. His mouth opened. "Death is but a circuit board humming away into the night." —Grant Wamack, "Modern Ruins"

555 Vol. 1: None So Worthy

Literature & Fiction

William Pauley III

Jess Gulbranson

Gabino Iglesias

Aleathia Drehmer

Grant Wamack

Justin Grimbol

Nathaniel Lambert

Josh Myers

Short Stories & Anthologies

Carrion Blue 555

There's a new genre rising from the underground. Its name: BIZARRO. For years, readers have been asking for a category of fiction dedicated to the weird, crazy, cult side of storytelling that has become a staple in the film industry (with directors such as David Lynch, Takashi Miike, Tim Burton, and even Lloyd Kaufman) but has been largely ignored in the literary world, until now. The Bizarro Starter Kit features short novels and story collections by ten of the leading authors in the bizarro genre: Russell Edson, Athena Villaverde, David Agranoff, Matthew Revert, Andrew Goldfarb, Jeff Burk, Garrett Cook, Kris Saknussemm, Cody Goodfellow, and Cameron Pierce.

The Bizarro Starter Kit (Purple)

Kris Saknussemm

Andrew Goldfarb

Cody Goodfellow

Cameron Pierce

Jeff Burk

Athena Villaverde

Russell Edson

David Agranoff

Garrett Cook

Humor & Satire

Eraserhead Press

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