Conversations from the buses, boardrooms and bars of Britain Think you've heard it all before Think again with this hilarious collection of conversations from around Britain, overheard at tourist hotspots, in queues, at work and on public transport. Packed full of verbal wit and gags it is guaranteed to get people talking and remember the stupid things that they have overheard. Microcosm A tired looking mother stands hands on hips in the play park watching her two young children tumble in the dirt. MOTHER: (shouting) Jordan! Syria! Play nice! Casanova on the 137 A young Casanova is chattin' on his mobile, while sitting on a bus. CASANOVA: I am so glad you called sweet. Yeaaaahh. Girl I ain't sitting on no bus. I'm here, driving, yeah Yeah, well you soon see it girl. You gonna come out with me tonight Cooool. I'm sooo glad you called yeah I was thinking 'bout you!let's meet up!where Okay I'll take you there!Yeah I'll take you there girl. I won't bring my wheels if we'ze going there. Thas alright. Thas alright!I'll be there. What's your name girl.. I know what your name is girl, I want you to spell it. Donna, Dana! D-a-n-a yeah I knew that. I am sooo glad you called yeahI was thinking 'bout you. A hilarious record of what people really do say. Watch out-you never know who might be listening!

Overheard

Love, Mark

Saunders, Jacqui

Humor & Entertainment

Collins

A serial killer is on the loose in metro Detroit. Three female victims have been discovered in motel rooms in different suburban cities surrounding Motown. The only connection is that each body is found in Room 319, and the killer leaves the taunting message “Why 319?” on the bathroom mirror, written with the victim’s lipstick. Detective Jefferson Chene heads up an elite squad of detectives assigned to the case. With no home life, he devotes every waking moment to catching killers. But this one is more elusive than most. With no clues and no apparent link between the victims, Chene is at a dead end. But a startling revelation busts the case wide open. He’s closing in on the murderer, but will it be before another young woman loses her life?

Why 319? (A Jefferson Chene Mystery)

Mystery, Thriller & Suspense

Thrillers & Suspense

The Wild Rose Press, Inc.

It was supposed to be a friendly round of paintball. But blood, not paint, covers Kyle Morrissey's body. Though admired by the public for his charity, the businessman was no choirboy. Could it be that more than one person wants him dead? Sergeant Jefferson Chene and his detective squad catch the case. With two new faces on the team, he finds himself in the unfamiliar role as mentor. He is also cautiously beginning a relationship with Simone Bettencourt, the beautiful woman he met while pursuing a serial murderer. Complicating the case are two retired gangsters, a fortune in jewels, and Detroit's history of organized crime. But the squad must utilize every resource available to catch a killer.

Your Turn to Die (A Jefferson Chene Mystery)

Mystery

Charity Gray was an intelligent, inquisitive teen who disappeared fifteen years eariler. When her body is discovered, it should be a typical cold case. Before the Detroit police can get started, the FBI commandeers the investigation, with a prime suspect in mind: retired mobster Leo Agonasti. When Agonasti slips through their grasp, he reaches out to Sergeant Jefferson Chene. Their unusual friendship draws Chene into the thick of the case. Burdened with two reluctant FBI agents, Chene is working against the clock and the feds to find the real killer. Chene senses they are getting close to the answers. Will he be able to solve the murder and clear the old mobster of this heinous crime before time runs out?

The Wayward Path (A Jefferson Chene Mystery)

Wild Rose Press

Aldo Newman’s physicist grandfather secretly provides Aldo with an experimental device, EDSL, he has invented which allows the wearer to travel into the upper spatial dimensions. Following Aldo's first day of middle school, he and his best friend Scotty "Skooch" Connors see the body of a man who has just been murdered. After being cajoled by classmates Anya and Belinda, they begin an investigation into who killed the man and why. Aldo explores a haunted house, takes on extra-dimensional beings, and relies on the EDSL prototype (along with his humor, wits, and friends) to identify the man’s murderers and attempt to bring them to justice.

Aldo Newman and the Extra-Dimensional Space

Children's Books

Literature & Fiction

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

There's a serial killer loose in Metro Detroit, but nobody knows it. Three female victims have been discovered in motel rooms in different suburban cities that surround Motown. These deaths have not captured the media's attention. The only connection is that each body is found in room 319 and the killer leaves the taunting message "Why 319?" on the bathroom mirror, written with the victim's lipstick. The nude bodies have been cleaned and neatly arranged. All personal items are gone. Now an elite squad of detectives has entered the scene. It's up to them to take over the investigations from the police force and solve the riddle. The detectives know that time is not on their side. If the public learns there is a serial killer at large, will panic set in? Will they be able to figure it out before the killer strikes again?

Why 319?

Black Rose Writing

Jamie Richmond, reporter turned author, is doing research for her next book. Attempting to capture the realism of a police officer’s duties while on patrol, she manages to tag along for a shift with a state police trooper. A few traffic stops and a high speed chase later, Jamie’s ride takes an unexpected turn when she witnesses the trooper being shot. Although it is not a fatal injury, Jamie becomes obsessed with unraveling the facts behind this violent act. While she is trying to sort out this puzzle, she becomes romantically involved with Malone, another trooper with a few mysteries of his own. Now Jamie’s attention is divided between a blooming romance and solving the crime which is haunting her. Jamie begins to question the events that took place and exactly who could be behind the shooting. It was a devious mind. But who?

Devious

Sweet Cravings Publishing

Jamie Richmond is still discovering her way in the romantic relationship with the mysterious Malone when her best friend Linda Davis comes home. The beautiful Linda suddenly finds herself swept up in a whirlwind romance of her own with an older man, Dr. Vincent Schulte. But not everything is all champagne and flowers for Linda. She suddenly realizes she’s become the target of a stalker. The problem escalates. Jamie is determined to protect her friend, but even she is at a loss when Linda suddenly disappears one cold, snowy day. The police are searching for clues. Despite Malone’s attempts to keep Jamie on the sidelines, she is driven to find out what happened to Linda and where she could be. Despite her best intentions, Jamie has once again put herself in danger while trying to unravel the mystery.

Vanishing Act

Romance

Contemporary

Secret Cravings Publishing

It Seemed Good to the Holy Spirit and to Us: Acts, Discernment, and the Mission of God

Religion & Spirituality

Christian Books & Bibles

Wipf and Stock

Wipf & Stock Publishers

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