A collection of the author's favorite tasteless jokes designed to offend one and all

The Very Worst of Truly Tasteless Jokes

Humor & Entertainment

Knott, Blanche

Humor

St Martins Pr

At last! After years of dedicated service to tasteless jokers everywhere, Blanche Knott has put together the ultimate collection of her disgraceful favorites. From the decade that brought readers Chernobyl, the Challenger, Pee Wee Herman, Michael Jackson, the Exxon Valdez, Woody and Mia, and the Branch Davidians comes the perfect gift for your shameless friends and family: Blanche Knott's Treasury of Tastelessness. Wanting only the best for her millions of fans, Blanche has painstakingly gone over every joke she's ever written and pulled out the best of the bunch. Inside this terrible tome are tasteless jokes that will provoke laughter-- and queasiness. With offensiveness for all, Blanche covers a wide range of topics, including such ever-popular foils as: Helen Keller, all ethnic groups, celebrities, gays, religion, and many, many more. There is also a heartwarming section called "Too Tasteless to Be Included." Here's just a taste: * Why did the Mafia have Einstein killed? * How do you clear out a K-mart? * What was Helen Keller's worst day? * Why does Madonna's diet consist mainly of salads? * Why didn't the leper cross the road? * Plus hundreds more, too foul to even hint at here. Whether you love them or hate them, denounce them or tell them, there can be little doubt that this wonderful bedside companion is perfect for everyone who cares enough to give the very worst.

Blanche Knott's Treasury of Tastelessness

St.Martin's Press

The queen of the outrageous takes tastlessness to an all time low -- Why are divorce lawyers like sperm cells? -- What did the elephant say to the naked man? -- What is a WASP's idea of openmindedness? -- What would Joey Buttafuoco be if he had gone to Harvard?For the answers to these and other pressing questions, flip through Blanche Knott's Truly Tasteless Jokes Cube Calendar 1999.With more than five million Truly Tasteless books in print, Blanche Knott's cube calendar is certain to find a large (and very tasteless) audience. The 1999 Calendar is a collection of Blanche's side-splitting classics, with a selection of new, rude and crude jokes thrown in for good measure. Everyone who revels in Blanche's tasteless humor will be thrilled at this sinful laugh-a-day book.Trust Blanche to make 1999 a delightfully disgraceful year. The Truly Tasteless Jokes Cube Calendar is a comedy classic that can be hung on a wall or sit on a desk...if you dare.

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Calendars

Blanche Knott's Truly Tasteless Jokes Cube Calendar 2001

Presents jokes about Poles, Blacks, Jews, WASPs, the handicapped, men, women, homosexuals, animals, religion, and the elderly

The Worst of Truly Tasteless Jokes

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A tacky parody of all the self-help, advice, and courtesy books on the market provides answers to questions on table manners, dating, weddings, career success, child rearing, entertaining, divorce, and funerals

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